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[toughdude]

[toughdude]

[Mike Haven]

you need to post this in the micro-limit forum

[csuf_gambler]

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you need to post this in the micro-limit forum

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hahahhaha

[zaxx19]

5 WHOLE DOLLARS; GEE MISTER YOU MUST BE RICH.........

[prayformojo]

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you need to post this in the micro-limit forum

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I agree. There are many regular posters there with a knack for sarcasm and the ability to take arrogance down a notch. They can help you, toughdude.

Oh, and I also have a penis. I keep it in my pants. Why don't you keep yours somewhere out of sight too? Keep waving it about and a bird of prey will get it.

[ToneLoc]

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Hey i think i'm one of the best players on the net and will actually pay someone $5 dollars out of my bankroll if they think they can come close to beating me. If u want to try playing me - tell me - 937-532-9017 - and tell me u want to challenge me in a game of poker.
Good luck - ur going to need it probably if u take this challenge


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Hey people in 2+2 !!! YOu have verything,politics, poker theory. probability , psychology... isn t it time for you guys to open a special "Retard/Spam/Bad Beat" section?
Come on, make your poster a favor!
J.

[toughdude]

[LLXC]

How about posting which limits and what type of game...

[ToneLoc]

Do something useful with your life, give these five bucks to a charity.

[beta1607]

The problem is that the stakes are so small, its not worth many posters time to play you. Why dont you put up 50 or 100 and then its worth the time, I mean you have the money since you won 500 lastnight right?

[Head Enforcer]

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Hey i think i'm one of the best players on the net and will actually pay someone $5 dollars out of my bankroll if they think they can come close to beating me. If u want to try playing me - tell me - 937-532-9017 - and tell me u want to challenge me in a game of poker.
Good luck - ur going to need it probably if u take this challenge

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I offer the same challenge but I'll put up $7.50

[Scotty_H]

If you google his phone number you will see this http://www.reviewpokeronline.com/punbb/upload/viewtopic.php?pid=439

It looks like he is associated with zero rake.

[pudley4]

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Hey i think i'm one of the best players on the net and will actually pay someone $5 dollars out of my bankroll if they think they can come close to beating me.

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I think I can come close to beating you.

Now, where is my $5?

[G Money]

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Yes i will literally give anybody 5 bucks for basically free. not kidding

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Ok give G his MOE NAY.

[toughdude]

[Sexy Sandy]

Tough Dude,

Let me show you how to get a positive response.

Who wants to play for 1 full night of my explicit obedience?

Sandy

[Adde]

I'm one of the very few smart people to play there...

I imagine there are some juicy games there, with all those few smart players to play against. Thanks for telling. I'll be there!

Adde

[mmbt0ne]

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If you google his phone number you will see this http://www.reviewpokeronline.com/punbb/upload/viewtopic.php?pid=439

It looks like he is associated with zero rake.

[/ QUOTE ]

Seriously, this looks like it's the exact same guy who's been here before. Mat, can you ban his IP so that he can't keep making different names?

[Thythe]

I just signed in to zero rake and saw that there were 4 players. 2 of them being Aces2Win and 2 of them being one other random person (seems they double count). No games are currently being played of course.

[Greg J]

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you need to post this in the micro-limit forum

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No he doesn't.

[B1GF1SHY]

Uhhh, nobody! Wait, was that a positive response? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[pudley4]

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If u think u can beat me then play me . god talk and no action u know.
Also yes i do play at zerorake. who cares????????
I'm one of the very few smart people to play there sicne i've saved over a grand in rakes there already. bye

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You're so stupid you don't even realize what you originally posted. Here, I'll repeat it for you...

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(I) will actually pay someone $5 dollars out of my bankroll if they think they can come close to beating me.


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Well, I think I can come close to beating you. You clearly state in your post that you will pay anyone $5 if they think they can come close to beating you. I've already fulfilled the requirement. So I ask again...

Where is my $5???

[lorinda]

I'm one of the very few smart people to play there sicne i've saved over a grand in rakes there already. bye

That's $24 in the last week, well done.

Lori

[Rah]

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Also yes i do play at zerorake. who cares????????
I'm one of the very few smart people to play there sicne i've saved over a grand in rakes there already. bye

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On Zerorake? Playing heads up with yourself?

[westmt01]

Yes, but as "toughdude" told us in his previous incarnation he saved $974 in rake by not being able to play poker on zerorake. So see how great zerorake is, even though you can't deposit and they don't have any games going?!?!

[westmt01]

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I'm one of the very few smart people to play there

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I hope you're not their marketing director. Having "very few people" playing, smart or otherwise, is not a very strong recruiting inducment.

I would also like for you to explain to us exactly how you've saved over $1000 in rake if there are never any games going.

[toughdude]

[KowCiller]

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I'm one of the very few smart people

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Have you ever noticed that truly smart people never have to advertise the fact they are in fact smart?

Have you ever noticed that people who advertise their intelligence never are what they claim?

KoW

[Alobar]

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I'm one of the very few smart people

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Have you ever noticed that truly smart people never have to advertise the fact they are in fact smart?

Have you ever noticed that people who advertise their intelligence never are what they claim?

KoW

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what are you trying to say? I dont get it. I'm incredibly smart and cant figure this out, therefore you must be dumb /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[lorinda]

wake up and smell the coffe.

This is a typo.

You meant "Wake up and smell the coffin"

Lori

[GrannyMae]

Wake up and smell the coffin

http://www.anchoredbygrace.com/smileys/spit.gif

[BonJoviJones]

Possibly a clever type of spam. Post a troll that will surely start at least a minor flame-war, then in the middle turn it into and ad for [The Site That Will Not Be Named].

[Lazymeatball]

stop bumping this. this guy isn't hearing your sarcastic comments. let spam die.

[Fat Bottomed Girls]

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On Zerorake? Playing heads up with yourself?

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Ya, he's playing with himself while looking at my pic.