Ugliest Creature at B+M Award

[RydenStoompala]

I am nominating the regular in the 10-20 full kill game at the Broadway casino in Vancouver. She's of undetermined age, but likely 60, has silver hair, wears a baseball cap and some kind of hideous fleece jacket. She's not just hideous, she's obnoxious and dumb as a post. Everyone knows her name and would rather return to the dentist for a second root canal than sit anywhere near her. In true hideous creature fashion, she changes seats every third or fourth hand. She likes to admonish others for slow play, then ask for a deck change two or three times an hour. If you run into her, dont make eye contact or she may take you for someone with whom she can have a conversation. Trust me, you dont want that. It's not just that she smells like she sleeps in a vat of pig feces, it's the look in those eyes. She's so gone she cant see crazy from where she lives. Total hag, nuts, bad smell, butt ugly and screws up any game she enters.

That's my nomination, but I haven't spent time in the Borgata yet, so I'll update later.

[Lurshy]

Now we know the real reason they don't allow digital cameras in casinos.

Otherwise, we could snap pictures of the various creatures (and there are many) from different rooms and have a pageant. Kind of like 'Dogfight' but with poker players.

[TripleH68]

Anyone seen that woman at Greektown(Detroit) who looks like a black and white version of Munch's "Scream?" She often wears her glasses on her mouth. Very strange zombie-woman. Looks like she is about to crumble to dust.

[A_C_Slater]

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Anyone seen that woman at Greektown(Detroit) who looks like a black and white version of Munch's "Scream?" She often wears her glasses on her mouth. Very strange zombie-woman. Looks like she is about to crumble to dust.

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I play there like 3 days a week and I know not of whom you speak. What does she play? There's only two women I know of who are always there on a regualr basis. There's a tiny oriental woman, quite frail, and a heavy set middle aged white woman who both almost always play 5-10 with me. Does this woman color her hair in strange colors totally unsuitable for her age? I think I might know that woman.

[TripleH68]

A C,

She sits in the 3-6 game and you would know her if you saw her, believe me. Her face is sunken in. Grey hair. Yeesh.

I have not been up to G'Town in awhile, but play $5-10, often late at night. Where do you play online?

[A_C_Slater]

I'm playing the .50/1 limit HE at Paradise right now, which is what I usually play. I'm probably gonna be at Greektown tommorrow 5-10. My name on Paradise is "Parcifal." They disabled my chat option though so we can't talk there. You can scroll through my user posts to find out why if you care. I'm at table "Apataki" right now.

[Sponger15SB]

This wasn't at a B&M but one time at the Del Mar Racetrack when I was working concessions this old lady came up with the nastiest teeth that were so gross I couldn't keep working and I went into the back and started gagging and I had to take a few sips of water before I could go back out.

Seriously they were all brown and yellow and it almost looked she had more than 1 row of teeth it was so gnarly because they were all going in different directions and a lot of them were missing.

[M2d]

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She's not just hideous, she's obnoxious and dumb as a post

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your post here or some other one? which forum? /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Luv2DriveTT]

I guess you guys haven't been in the room with Barry, the former manager of the upper west side NYC room. He gives slovenly a new definition.

TT /images/graemlins/club.gif

[phardwid]

I am also lucky enough to encounter her in my neighborhood and occasionally in my gym. A true medusa.

[sternroolz]

I nominate a guy that plays $3-6 and $6-12 HE at Commerce Casino in Los Angeles. I have nicknamed him T-rex. The guy is about 6-3, goes at least 350, with all of that in his gut. He has wierd little arms that look proportionally ridiculous in terms of how small they are compared to the rest of his body.

[zaxx19]

I nominate any acinine, phallically challenged, N yorker who incorporates his cars name into his online monikers. That seems infinitely more boorish than some old ugly hags who hand you guys money in a 5-10 holdem game down by the jersey shore. Every day i wake up I thank G-d i dont live in NYC.

P.S. a TT is a nice car but cmon it's not a McLaren or something....Any car cheap enough that ill be able to buy 4 cash with my first yrs salary out of law school isnt something to be bragging about imho. /images/graemlins/wink.gif