The List...

[tolbiny]

Several years ago i came up with a list of people to kill if i was ever legally insane. I have lost said list but numbers 1 and 2 are
Carrot top
Rosie O'donnell.

Anyone with their own list? WE should pool the names so if one of us is ever insane we can all benefit.

[MarkL444]

every daytime talkshow host. (springer, etc.)

[ilya]

Dave Matthews

[tolbiny]

The whole band?

[namknils]

Joan Cusack

[ilya]

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The whole band?

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In the interests of mercy let's say just Dave Matthews himself...the band will fall apart once he is gone.

[ilya]

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Joan Cusack

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Whoa whoa whoa....slow up buddy

[slickpoppa]

What do you have against Dave Matthews?

[ThaSaltCracka]

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Dave Matthews

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LMAO, he wouldn't be on my list, but I thoroughly support your choice,

[astroglide]

i don't know your reasons but i'm sure they're awesome. good choice. i could kill bill maher.

[Toro]

Anybody that cuts me off on the Highway.

[SpicyF]

I'd say Bush, but i'd expect CTU headed by Jack Bauer come knocking on my door any minute now, so I'll go with my neighbour who keeps playing THIS LOUDASS RETARD MUSIC WHEN IM TRYING TO SLEEP.

[ThaSaltCracka]

If it was only two people

Randy Joshnson
Curt Schilling

thats the two I would pick.

[Lumpy]

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Randy Joshnson
Curt Schilling


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Reason?

[lu_hawk]

John Edward, the 'Crossing Over' guy who talks to your dead relatives.

[Duke]

Let's keep it poker related and throw it into NVG. Make it a poll. Hellmuth has to be on the list - not because I don't like the guy, just because he's a definite annoyance.

~D

[nolanfan34]

The guy in the Verison wireless commercials.

Can you hear me now...in hell?

[slickpoppa]

Thats a pretty solid avatar BTW.

[Benal]

Ummmm.. Bill Maher is the NUTS

[nolanfan34]

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Thats a pretty solid avatar BTW.

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I'm a fan of it. Thanks again to IggyWH.

[wayabvpar]

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John Edward, the 'Crossing Over' guy who talks to your dead relatives.

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AKA The Biggest Douche in the Universe (http://www.spscriptorium.com/Season6/E615script.htm).

[ThaSaltCracka]

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Randy Joshnson
Curt Schilling


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Reason?

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I didn't think we needed to list reasons, otherwise this will thread will most likely be hijacked, and I don't want that to happen because thus far it has been pretty funny.

[namknils]

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Randy Joshnson
Curt Schilling


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Reason?

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I didn't think we needed to list reasons, otherwise this will thread will most likely be hijacked, and I don't want that to happen because thus far it has been pretty funny.

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Good idea Salt. Keep it reason free.

Joan Cusack must die.

[andyfox]

I would never do anything like that, but I think I know of someone who would, and I suspect I may sit atop his list.

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[tolbiny]

"Keep it reason free."

The fewer reasons we have the more likely an insanity plea will work.

[ThaSaltCracka]

so you are saying you would kill elRoy and AndyFaggotFox?

had to do it man.

[WEASEL45]

Paul Sunderland
Nicolas Cage
Cris Duhon

[GuyOnTilt]

Killing people isn't cool. The thought of killing people isn't very cool either.

GoT

[B Dids]

Well I know how's on MY list now.

[NLSoldier]

Im scared to reply.....back in junior high some kid got expelled for posting a 'hit list' on the internet...

[daryn]

everyone who posted in this thread


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[ThaSaltCracka]

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Im scared to reply.....back in junior high some kid got expelled for posting a 'hit list' on the internet...

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except no one on here is even serious. I couldn't kill a person, [censored], I don't even like going fishing because I don't like killing the fish.

[Slacker13]

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Rosie O'donnell

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I couldn't agree more with the Rosie pick, that is one annoying women.

Al Sharpton
Dr. Phil
Jerry Falwell
Yoko Ono
Michael Jackson
Fred Durst

[Sponger15SB]

I am 100% shocked that nobody here mentioned Michael Moore.

Put him at the top of my list.

[Toro]

Anyone who hits a three outer or less on the River against me. /images/graemlins/crazy.gif

[daryn]

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Anyone who hits a three outer or less on the River against me. /images/graemlins/crazy.gif

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really? i'd rather kill everyone who outplays me.

[Toro]

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Anyone who hits a three outer or less on the River against me. /images/graemlins/crazy.gif

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really? i'd rather kill everyone who outplays me.

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The only one I want to kill when I get outplayed is myself. /images/graemlins/mad.gif

[goofball]

given the patriot act and that this is a public forum i will definitely not say:

G-Dub
Cheney

i will say

A-rod
Kobe Bryant
sean hannity
carrot top

[daryn]

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Anyone who hits a three outer or less on the River against me. /images/graemlins/crazy.gif

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really? i'd rather kill everyone who outplays me.

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The only one I want to kill when I get outplayed is myself. /images/graemlins/mad.gif

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touche!

[tolbiny]

I was attempting to be funny, not cool...
well ok, maybe both...

[tolbiny]

Please, set the example yourself....

[nothumb]

Well, the top of my list would be reserved for people I know who have raped or assaulted or whatnot close female friends of mine. That would take up a considerable amount of time.

If I could then go on a fantasy murder spree, I would kill Chingy, Toby Keith, Derek Jeter, Ja Rule, and Reggie Miller.

NT

[Alobar]

Dr. Phil....but only if I got to torture that fat [censored] bald headed ego maniacal douche, first. (Can we tell that I really don't like him?)

If I could go back in time, I'd whack Joeseph smith


Derek Jeter
Richard Gere
Everyone that's in a boy band
The producers of "Celebrity Poker"
That bow tie wearing mother fucker Hannity (or is it the other one? I always mix those two fags up)
Andy Dick
Bill Walton
Kathy Griffin
Beyonce
George Bush
The people involved with the BCS
Anyone who has ever recorded a country music album

[rusty JEDI]

How about we each get one veto of someone else's choice. So you get to kill a few but save one.

I am going to add:

the two girls on the aero caramel commercial
terrell owens

I am saving my veto at this point.

rJ

[Alobar]

can we veto someones veto, with our veto? /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Lazymeatball]

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That bow tie wearing mother fucker Hannity (or is it the other one? I always mix those two fags up)

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I think you're confusing Tucker Carlson of CNN:
http://www.gogomag.com/tc/x_tuckercarlson2.jpg
for Sean Hannity of FOXNEWS:
http://www.bevsbest.com/Authors-Books-4/Sean-Hannity/hannity%5B1%5D.jpg

Note the difference in ties.

[Alobar]

yeah that guy!! I got my shows mixed up. I should have remembered, cuz colmes looks like a child molester, heh.

[daryn]

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Please, set the example yourself....

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were you unable to interpret the /images/graemlins/shocked.gifface at the end of my post?

[Richard Tanner]

Nope I'm sorry but the second you kill Bill Maher (and become famous), you top my list of those to kill. Sorry that's the way it has to be.

Cody

[Richard Tanner]

Neither is being a buzzkill. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Cody

[dr. klopek]

Of people I know: well, obviously I can't name him but let's just say I know a guy who likes the low-cut look, and there's no shortage of pubes when he's on the scene. Out of all the other people in the world: The best combination of ideologically effective and purely satisfying I can come up with is Ashton Kutcher...definitely Ashton Kutcher.