Darwin Award Nominee

[El Barto]

Caution: Do Not Walk on Tracks (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,138751,00.html)

A Pennsylvania woman who was struck by a train has sued the rail company — for failing to warn her that trains travel on railroad tracks.

[PokerNoob]

Right up there with the guy who blew his head off with an M-100.

[maryfield48]

I nominate those members of the US military who voted GWB.