I GOT A STUPID DEALER AT THE BELLAGIO WHO DIDNT KNOW HAND RANKINGS

[HighStakesPro]

I was at the Bellagio in Vegas, playing 100/200 Omaha/8 for the first time (I've made a career playing stud for thirty years). After playing for a few minutes, the action comes to me in one hand, and I look down at my cards to see AAAA. I cannot believe my great luck, but fortunately, being a pro, I am able to keep a perfect poker face. I raise. and several people call. The flop is 333. I bet, and everyone folds to this short Vietnamese woman, who raises. I reraise, and she caps the betting. This happens again on the turn and river, which are 7 and Q. I can't help but wonder what this woman is doing, surely she knows that quad treys lose to almost any other quads. After the betting is capped on the river, I turn over my monster hand and she turns over just what I expected: KK23. But for some reason, the clueless dealer thinks that quad treys are better than quad aces, and just as I am about to gather in the big stack, he gives it to the vietnamese woman. I am very angry and sceam for the pit boss. When he arrives, I show him my four aces and he corrects the ignorant dealer and gives me all the chips. As I leave the tale with my big winnings, I notice that the short Vietnamese woman is following me around. When I step outside, she suckerpunches me where it hurts the most, right in the groin. I would have done something very violent but I was in too much pain, and besides, it's not proper to hit a woman.

[pshreck]

Can people be banned when their first post is something like this? Gosh I hope so.

[steamboatin]

I know I will look stupid but for the benefit of the rest of the clueless, I thought only two of your hole cards played in Omaha.

so I am thinking this dude is trying for the nomination for biggest B.S post of 2004. In which case he is way short of the mark.

[maryfield48]

Sounds like someone doing a Joeybitch impression.

[Luv2DriveTT]

I'm no woman, but I would have punched you right in the groin too if you convinced the pit boss that your full house (333AA) beats quads.

Nice first post... not belivable at all.

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[mikeyp]

More like stupid first post.

[SheridanCat]

You mean you didn't flip the table over and do unmentionable things to the dealer? Where's Joeybitch when you need him.

Regards,

T

[nolanfan34]

Fold PF.

[Toro]

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Fold PF.

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Precisely why I hate Omaha. Any poker game where you dealt AAAA and it's a bad hand is inherently wrong.

[BigBaitsim (milo)]

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Fold PF.

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Precisely why I hate Omaha. Any poker game where you dealt AAAA and it's a bad hand is inherently wrong.

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Agreed.

[random]

It's more fun to crack 'em against players who don't know how to fold 'em than to have 'em.

[Chaostracize]

Probably the funniest post ever.

Two plus two is entertaining again.

[RydenStoompala]

You played the hand perfectly. The ruling was just and fair. The woman should not have punched you in the groin. I was in the 2,000 - 4,000 lowball Jockers Wild game right next to you and some dope tried to beat my quad nines with a wheel straight. I had to call over the "pit boss" (all the way from the craps table) and have the stupid jerk declared a cheater. He followed me around for an hour and stuck a Bic pen in my eye while I was ordering a hamburger in the Bellagio washroom. I was in too much pain to retaliate, so I just lay there until the pit boss, this one from the blackjack area, came in and gave me some money. Typical night, really.

[Photoc]

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The ruling was just and fair.

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How do you figure that the floor giving this idiot the pot was just and fair? He didn't win. Either you didn't read the post or you have no idea about the rules of Omaha. Only 2 cards in your hand can be played with 3 of the cards on the board that make the best hand. In this case, there was no low hand out either. Therefore, AAAA is [censored]. He had 3's full of A's and the woman had quad 3's with a K kicker.

[slickpoppa]

It's a f*cking joke! Damn some of you people are dense.

[submariner]

Well, it's not exactly a joke. It's like a joke, only not funny.

[UOPokerPlayer]

Please post more.

[chesspain]

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I was in the 2,000 - 4,000 lowball Jockers Wild game right next to you and some dope tried to beat my quad nines with a wheel straight. I had to call over the "pit boss" (all the way from the craps table) and have the stupid jerk declared a cheater. He followed me around for an hour and stuck a Bic pen in my eye while I was ordering a hamburger in the Bellagio washroom. I was in too much pain to retaliate, so I just lay there until the pit boss, this one from the blackjack area, came in and gave me some money. Typical night, really.

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Now I know this post is B.S. You can't order a hamburger in the Bellagio washroom--the grill has been out of order for weeks.

[Swampy]

/images/graemlins/tongue.gif (sigh) I'm guessing you don't bluff much, do ya, photoc? Thanks for the scintillating explanation of the r00ls of Omaha. Don't know what we'd do without ya ...

[EliteNinja]

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...playing 100/200 Omaha/8 for the first time (I've made a career playing stud for thirty years)....

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The most impressive part was that he convinced the pit boss that he was supposed to win when in actuality the vietnamese lady should have won. That is a skill in itself.

[italianstang]

I AM that Vietnamese old woman!! I wear a mask and a disguise when I play at the Bellagio because the CIA is tracking my winnings. I can't believe that you beat me with those four of a kind!! I am glad I punched you in the groin, I should have done a windmill kick and destroyed your life but I had to get back because they were starting the 400/800 Casino War game and I like to get the first seat because statistically its where most of the high cards land and you have a better chance of bluffing the dealer...

[RydenStoompala]

Next time I'll be more funny. Or I will funnier be me writes gooder. One or the other.

[B Dids]

It's obviously a joke, but it's not funny- as it's obviously an attempt to capture the magic of JOEYBITCH with none of the style.