Who would you rather do in the butt?

[Sponger15SB]

http://www.jenaweb.de/cards/fat-mama.jpg
or
http://www.notejode.net/actor/brad%20pitt/fotos/Brad%20Pitt%20Chest.jpg

[AngryCola]

Sweet Jesus! I have to go with Brad Pitt, and I'm not even homosexual. /images/graemlins/spade.gif

[daryn]

big mo pls.

the bonus is you probably wouldn't even reach the butt, unless you have 18"+

[ThaSaltCracka]

yeah because if you taxed Brad Pitt you could tell everyone Pitt was your anal whore, and thats funnier than saying you banged some skanky fat broad.

[wacki]

Daryn and TSC both have really good points. It's tough to decide, but considering that neither one of them could give me a stiffy I'd have to go with Big Mo. I could always claim I couldn't find the hole, which would probably be true.

[ThaSaltCracka]

naw, but you have to [censored] their butt. I mean come on, its [censored] Brad Pitt. Ladies would probably bang you just because you banged him, seriously. Plus, you aren't taking it. That fat chick is [censored] disgusting.

[Sponger15SB]

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big mo pls.

the bonus is you probably wouldn't even reach the butt, unless you have 18"+

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http://www.gvincxxx.com/cgi-bin/rednail/tinylog.html?id=KnjRh9AV

my roomate got this during the porno gag gift exchange between my housemates.

[wacki]

If I did Brad Pitt I would have to have proof for the ladies. Either a video, or a crying sobing Brad Pitt saying it was the best he ever had.

Oh my, I think I'm going to puke.

[ThaSaltCracka]

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If I did Brad Pitt I would have to have proof for the ladies. Either a video, or a crying sobing Brad Pitt saying it was the best he ever had.

Oh my, I think I'm going to puke.

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Dude, that is hilarious... holy [censored] thats funny.

"But Jennifer, it was like a life changing event! Greatest sex I have ever had!"

[daryn]

the real question here is, say brad pitt enjoyed it so much that he offers you a lucrative salary where all you would have to do is bone him in the ass. how much do you need to take the job?

[ThaSaltCracka]

are you serious? I would do it for 100k a year, [censored] it, why not. Your not the one getting screwed.

[Malone Brown]

This thread fills me with disgust. Plus some other emotions which are weird and deeply confusing.

Malone

[eric5148]

I'm gonna have to say Pitt. The fat chick might have $hit growing in her folds.

[MarkL444]

i hate to say it, but i didnt even think twice. brad pitt.

[craig r]

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Plus some other emotions which are weird and deeply confusing.

Malone

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LOL!!!

[Blarg]

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Plus, you aren't taking it.

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Haha! The classic prison definition of heterosexuality.

[Blarg]

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If I did Brad Pitt I would have to have proof for the ladies. Either a video, or a crying sobing Brad Pitt saying it was the best he ever had.

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Just show them some sh** still stuck on the end of your dick.

[Blarg]

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I would do it [...], [censored] it, why not. Your not the one getting screwed.

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I think we're starting to get to the chewy caramel center of this tootsie pop.

[Demana]

If I choose Brad, can I pull out and squirt him in the face?

Those bragging rights would be priceless...

[eric5148]

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If I choose Brad, can I pull out and squirt him in the face?

Those bragging rights would be priceless...

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Bragging rights? I don't think anyone (guys I mean) would be all that envious.

[ThaSaltCracka]

envious is the wrong word, I would think its pretty fun, especially if you weren't gay.

[wacki]

It's kind of messed up that Brad Pitt is a 3 to 1 favorite over a hog for heterosexual men.

This thread is just wrong.

[Malone Brown]

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This thread is just wrong.

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Second

[NLSoldier]

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are you serious? I would do it for 100k a year, [censored] it, why not. Your not the one getting screwed.

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OMG, I am actually writing a paper on this topic right now...Relating to the play M butterfly. Im discussing the topic of passive homosexuality and whether its possibly to be not gay if you are on the giving end or the recieving end and stuff like that. Lets keep this discussion going guys, i want more opinions!

[astroglide]

just google for the term "gay for pay". that should be enough material. TONS of male/male porn stars are straight.

[Michael Davis]

Make sure you give proper citations to the posts here. Don't plagiarize!

-Michael

[Malone Brown]

sounds like someone has looked into this before /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[Sponger15SB]

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sounds like someone has looked into this before /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

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yeah i was thinking the exact same thing. i'm scared to google that term as I might see astroglide way way too many times.

[ThaSaltCracka]

lets be honest, how many people would be someones [censored] buddy for money and i mean on the giving end, not the receiving.

[spamuell]

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the real question here is, say brad pitt enjoyed it so much that he offers you a lucrative salary where all you would have to do is bone him in the ass. how much do you need to take the job?

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How often are we talking?

[toss]

There should be an annual board award for "Most wrongest Topic of the Year"

[Sponger15SB]

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There should be an annual board award for "Most wrongest Topic of the Year"

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you win the most worstest word of the year award.

[Alobar]

Yeah, I'm going with pitt on this one.

As for the "how much cash for pitt to be your bitch?" question. Would it really take that much? I mean it's not like you are the one taking it. I'm sure most people would [censored] a random guy in the ass for 100K, let alone brad pitt. I'd do it for less just so I could tell everyone I donkey punched Brad Pitt, heh.

[cnfuzzd]

where do you come up with this stuff? I mean, do you just sit around watching the OC, letting the girlfriend not have sex with you, and think. "hey! I wonder who i would rather drill in the brown starfish: Brad Pitt or Big Mo?" I mean, come on.

peace

john nickle

[Blarg]

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let alone brad pitt.

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Heheheh these responses....LET ALONE Brad Pitt? As if that somehow makes it more desirable?

Oh, I'd never do that, but hey....Brad Pitt!

[Blarg]

Brown starfish? Is that what the brown trout hangs out?

[Lawrence Ng]

Dude, you are my hero...

[BusterStacks]

Pitt... right in the rusty sherriff's badge.

[Lazymeatball]

wow, so all you dudes are gay? insert obligatory seinfeld "not that there's anything wrong with that" quote.

[fsuplayer]

wow, so all you dudes are gay?

this coming from a guy with Steve McQueen as his avatar

hehe

[wacki]

Bumping for Angry Cola.

[peachy]

hahah i never saw this one!!

[AngryCola]

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Bumping for Angry Cola.

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http://ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/negative14.jpg

[partygirluk]

Anyone voting for fatty is insecure bout their masculinity.

[nothumb]

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i hate to say it, but i didnt even think twice. brad pitt.

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NT

[Emmitt2222]

This made me sad. I thought TSC was back for a second, with some awesome responses nonetheless and then I saw the original posting dates :[

[gamblore99]

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yeah because if you taxed Brad Pitt you could tell everyone Pitt was your anal whore, and thats funnier than saying you banged some skanky fat broad.

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[threeonefour]

seriously, i am straight... but brad pitt is hot. and that girl isn't... you have to be ultrahomophobic or an ultrafetishist not to agree with both statements.

[Dr. Strangelove]

This is all that is good and pure about Other Other Topics.

[asofel]

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There should be an annual board award for "Most wrongest Topic of the Year"

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you win the most worstest word of the year award.

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holy [censored] that was good...

[supermario]

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i hate to say it, but i didnt even think twice. brad pitt.

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[asofel]

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i hate to say it, but i didnt even think twice. brad pitt.

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that's one hell of a first post. welcome.

[Edge34]

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i hate to say it, but i didnt even think twice. brad pitt.

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Way to come in, Mario. /images/graemlins/cool.gif

1st post about doing Brad Pitt in the ass. This can only lead to good things...at the very least, highly entertaining!

[Chobohoya]

Wow. I missed this the first time. Wacki, you don't suck-- this is hilarious.

[SenecaJim]

Dude, you should be posting in the psychology forum. Not for lusting after Bradly , but for reproducing the fatty picture.

[InchoateHand]

In a heartbeat. Except the fat chick. She'd cost extra.

[NLSoldier]

Good bump wacki, this thread was hilarious.

[usmfan]

F r e a k i n g Hilarious thread.
I need to know whether Jennifer would still be in the room? If so, I'm headed that way.