Would you rather

[slickpoppa]

pass a kindey stone (assuming it does no damage), OR drink 1 oz. of another man's semen (assuming that it is guaranteed to be disease free)?

[ThaSaltCracka]

this should be a poll.

[daryn]

hmm.. 1 oz? seems harmless. but who wants to drink some dude's semen?

assuming no damage, pain is just pain. how bad could it be? i'll take the stone.

this question should be really easy if you are gay. what would you choose bruiser?

[NLSoldier]

Talk about a loaded question. But assuming you aren't drinking it directly from its source...I think option 2 is far better (less bad). Chicks and gay guys do it all the time...

[ThaSaltCracka]

yeah I would agree. One time I had a kidney infection and I peed blood, it was the most painful thing I have ever gone through. Undescribable really.

[daryn]

yeah you guys are swinging me over haha.. i'll still take the stone at this point, but a few more horror stories might swing me.

[Edge34]

My cousin had one not too long ago and the pain was so intense, he had to go to the hospital. And this is one tough mofo too...

That said, I don't know what I'd take. I'm not sure if my mind would allow me to do #2...

Call it a push?

-Edge

[ThaSaltCracka]

dude, it hurts really bad. I think the stone is probably worse than the pee. Plus it takes like a couple days to pass to I think. Didn't you ever see that Seinfeld where Kramer had one? I don't think that was an exageration. They actually give people pain killers for it I think.

[ThaSaltCracka]

can you mix the semen with something?

[daryn]

yeah i have heard it's very bad.. like passing a knife through your penis.

[Sponger15SB]

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can you mix the semen with something?

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yeah, with ass piss.

[ThaSaltCracka]

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can you mix the semen with something?

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yeah, with ass piss.

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Don't you wish.....I can make that happen for you if you want.

[slickpoppa]

No, you cannot mix it with anything. You have to drink it out of a shot glass all at once, and you are not allowed to eat or drink for 5 minutes after. Also, throwing up is not allowed.

[ThaSaltCracka]

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yeah i have heard it's very bad.. like passing a knife through your penis.

[/ QUOTE ]Thats what it felt like for me. I was like 16 when it happened. Got a really bad fever, sick and [censored], then I got the infection. I guess I almost got e coli poisoning. They gave me some medication to make me piss like crazy to flush it out of my kidney. Needless to say I had about a week or so of painful pissing sessions. /images/graemlins/crazy.gif

[ThaSaltCracka]

well, seeing how I don't want to pass a kidney stone I would do it. I could shoot that [censored], and deal with it. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[AngryCola]

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Also, throwing up is not allowed.

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This seems unfair! If I was to have to choose, I would hate to be penalized after the fact. Especially considering the willpower it would take to ingest that much semen. What a rotten choice! /images/graemlins/spade.gif

[Dominic]

and I'd rather drink a gallon of another man's semen than do that again.

And I'm straight.