What would be your electric chair last meal?

[rusty JEDI]

Im taking good old turkey dinner as my choice. Plus a big pepsi.

rJ

[Blarg]

Lobster. More than one, hopefully.

[astroglide]

for some reason pez was the first thing that popped into my head. i doubt that's what i'd pick, but who knows.

http://www.thememoryhole.org/deaths/texas-final-meals.htm

[A_C_Slater]

Medium rare prime rib with lobster shavings and horseradish sauce. Now that's good eatin' /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[rusty JEDI]

Some of those meals read more like last 3 meals.

rJ

[rusty JEDI]

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One cup of hot tea (from tea bags) and six chocolate chip cookies

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I dont think this guy understood the concept of a last meal. He should have let this guy choose for him.

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Two 16 oz. ribeyes, one lb. turkey breast (sliced thin), twelve strips of bacon, two large hamburgers with mayo, onion, and lettuce, two large baked potatoes with butter, sour cream, cheese, and chives, four slices of cheese or one-half pound of grated cheddar cheese, chef salad with blue cheese dressing, two ears of corn on the cob, one pint of mint chocolate chip ice cream, and four vanilla Cokes or Mr. Pibb

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rJ

[astroglide]

i like the "vanilla cokes or mr. pibb". and how would he know about vanilla coke anyway?

[rusty JEDI]

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1 Cheeseburger with American, Cheddar and Mozzarella Cheese, without out mayonnaise, mustard or onions; Large French Fries; Bowl of Macaroni and Cheese; Lasagna with 2 slices of Garlic Bread; 4 oz. of Nacho Cheese; 3 Large Cinnamon Rolls; 5 Scrambled Eggs; 8 pints of Chocolate Milk

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8 pints of chocolate milk?


rJ

[Blarg]

They had vanilla coke in the 50's, like cherry colas.

Besides, even prisoners see ads.

[astroglide]

pre-mixed? i know some people add vanilla syrup to coke but that doesn't seem widely popular and i don't know how they see the ads in jail. no idea how jail works in general though. it seems like minimum security wouldn't be bad at all.

[mmbt0ne]

8 pints of chocolate milk ain't nothing to this guy:

20 beef tacos, 20 beef enchiladas, two double cheeseburgers, a pizza with jalapenos, fried chicken, spaghetti with salt, half of a chocolate cake and half of a vanilla cake, cookies and cream ice cream, carmel pecan fudge ice cream, a small fruit cake, two Coca-Colas, two Pepsi-Colas, two root beers and two orange juices.

[astroglide]

man i can't imagine how shafted you get if you don't specify brands on this stuff. all of that stuff is probably garbage quality except for the pepsi and coke because they have brands. frozen tacos/enchiladas, cafeteria burger/chicken/spaghetti, generic ice cream, 10% fruit oj, etc.

[Matty]

"Powell James 999001 10/01/2002 One pot of coffee"

I guess he was too tired to stay awake 15 more minutes.

[Blarg]

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pre-mixed? i know some people add vanilla syrup to coke but that doesn't seem widely popular and i don't know how they see the ads in jail. no idea how jail works in general though. it seems like minimum security wouldn't be bad at all.

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Not sure about pre-mixed, but colas weren't premixed in diners and restaurants in the 50's. A cherry coke was just made by the soda jerk for you on the spot. Maybe you could buy it in bottles, but who knows; people did the same thing with cherry cokes in those days.

In jail, prisoners can receive magazines, so they can see ads. They not only get magazines, they have television. Some even get cable. Some minimum security prisons have tennis courts, cable t.v., and air conditioning. The pictures and videos I've seen of some of them look like apartments, basically.

[exist]

it's so depressing to read this.

[DCIAce]

Seems like double cheeseburgers are pretty damn popular.

Aside from the big lists, it seems there are quite a few health foods..important to eat healthy before the chair. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Anyways, I'd go with Prime Rib (med-rare) w/ lots of Au Jus, Lobster, Shrimp cocktail, chili cheese fries, chef salad w/ bleu cheese, and a slice of strawberry cheesecake.

[thirddan]

i think you would be sitting on the chair with a hell of a stomach ache...

[dr. klopek]

A chimichanga.

[DCIAce]

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i think you would be sitting on the chair with a hell of a stomach ache...

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Heh, I thought about that, but figured a stomachache would be the least of my problems. Maybe drop the Chili Fries.. they really wouldn't mix well with the other stuff. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Kurn, son of Mogh]

My choice as well. Thanksgiving dinner.

[Evan]

Seems like Dr. Pepper is a popular drink among people ebing sentenced to death.

[Evan]

Pizza from Ray's on 6th Ave and 11th St.

[Alobar]

pussy, a nice piece of pussy

[eric5148]

I'd want about a dozen bean burritos with tall glass of Metamucil. That should leave a nice surprise for them on the chair. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Rick Nebiolo]

I think I'd go for something that normally gives me later heartburn/indigestion and is really bad for you given all that doesn't matter.

Perhaps to bring back a moment of nostalgia, maybe about a dozen or Rhode Island's own New York System Hot Weiners (http://riroads.com/archive/weiners.htm) "all the way" a.k.a. "gaggers" washed down with two large glasses of coffee milk. Yeah, that would be appropriate for me /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

~ Rick

BTW, four or five doesn't bother me but I've always wanted to eat a dozen /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[BeerMoney]

The first two selections are my first two, lobster or Thanksgiving type dinner.

[HDPM]

No surprise. People going to the chair get put in diapers. Dunno if they do it w/ lethal injection. Not sure. But when LI goes bad it can be a nasty prolonged death, so my guess is they have seen that before. Then again, maybe the paralytic agents help w/ that.

[nothumb]

Generally speaking, a person's bowels get released upon death, no matter how they go. So I would bet they give you a diaper no matter what.

Which, to me, means I'd rather get to take a Last Dump and avoid the diaper. While we're at it, if I could use a bedee and get my ass wiped by a supermodel, I'd eat in the prison caf for my last meal.

NT

[Sponger15SB]

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"Powell James 999001 10/01/2002 One pot of coffee"

I guess he was too tired to stay awake 15 more minutes.

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If you look on his offender information you can see that his prior occupation was "electrician"

ahhh the irony!

[Sponger15SB]

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209 Offender Information Barnes, Jr. Odell 998 03/01/2000 Justice, Equality, World Peace

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Hmmm yeah maybe you should have though of that before you broke into a womans home, beat her to death with a lamp and a gun and then stabbed, shot, and raped her.

[River2Pair]

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[tripdad]

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Seems like Dr. Pepper is a popular drink among people ebing sentenced to death.

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Dr. Pepper was invented in Waco, Tx, and is very popular in the state in general. now do you see why they all want it?

cheers!

[Lazymeatball]

Fried Chicken also seems to be very popular. It's a shame these people haven't experienced enough of life to appreciate a good steak or some exotic seafood. Then again it's a shame these people all murdered people.

[eric5148]

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Mitchell Gerald 838 10/22/2001 1 bag of assorted Jolly Ranchers

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Now that's a meal!

[wacki]

Marijuana brownies to be washed down with milk straight from Jenna Jameson's breast.

[Matty]

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209 Offender Information Barnes, Jr. Odell 998 03/01/2000 Justice, Equality, World Peace

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Hmmm yeah maybe you should have though of that before you broke into a womans home, beat her to death with a lamp and a gun and then stabbed, shot, and raped her.

[/ QUOTE ]Well he was going to eat the world peace, justice, and equality - right?

[billyjex]

Why do we spend tax-payer money to give an expensive meal to someone who's going to be dead in 20 minutes anyway? Screw 'em, if they wanted a good meal, they probably shouldn't have done what they did.

But I'd have to go with a big new york steak, mashed potatoes, and bread. With a six-pack of pale ale.