Worst movie you've ever seen

[Alobar]

I don't mean that bad movie you watch for some weird reason everytime it's on. I mean that movie that was so awful you walked out of the theatre at. The one so bad nothing could make you watch it again.

Natural Born killers
Thumb Wars
The last Batman movie
fear dot com

[bwana devil]

heartbeeps

[doughhater]

Freddie Got Fingered

[tolbiny]

The worst movie i have ever seen all the way through-
Speed 2.
With Cuyote Ugly a very close second.

But the first 10 mins of moulon Rouge were aweful aswell.

[josh1122]

John Carpenter's Vampires Los Muertos

EDIT: and Gods and Generals (didn't watch it all though)

[Edge34]

Kung Pow - Enter The Fist.

Saw it for free through a friend who works at the theater, and STILL wanted to leave. Just horrible, and only like two funny parts in the entire thing.

-Edge

[Sponger15SB]

The whole ten yards.

[tolbiny]

Yeah, i heard tht it was a full 11% worse than the first one.

[Slacker13]

Crocodile Dundee LA, damn did I get suckered into that one.

[Lazymeatball]

Circle of Friends
that movie with DMX and Jet Li (Cradle to the Grave?)
Every Star Trek except maybe Wrath of Khan


ps. I liked Kung Pao, also saw it for free by having a friend working at the theatre.

[A_C_Slater]

The last Batman is terrible, the one with Mr. Freeze. God what a piece of garbage that film was; "Ice to see you." Mr Freeze to Batman.

Ugh.

I thought Freedie got fingered was hilarious, especially the cartoon part and the elephant semen part at the end.How can you not love that?

[Diplomat]

%85 of the movies listed in the "Best movie you've seen" thread.

-Diplomat

[Blarg]

Either Plan 9 from Outer Space, Last Year at Marienbad, or Celine and Julie Go Boating. (film classes for the last two)

[pokerkai]

joan of arc

[ArchAngel71857]

wild wild west

[exist]

some crappy movie one of my teachers has us watch called "Mind Walk" or some such thing. terrible.

[NLSoldier]

The Grudge is the worst one ive seen recently.

[craig r]

Gigli was pretty fcking bad. I rented it because everybody said how bad it is. I thought, "no movie can be that bad." I was wrong.

craig

[wacki]

Pumpkin
Thin Red Line

[namknils]

I'm sure some people will say these movies are awesome, but I'll say it anyway:

Vanilla Sky
Punch Drunk Love

[wacki]

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Vanilla Sky

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I'm so glad you don't like this movie namknils. It seemed like everyone in that movie was stuck in the highschool (I want to be popular) mentality. I don't understand why so many people like this movie.

[astroglide]

highlander 2

[thirddan]

yup, definitely the worst of the series, is that the one where they changed the story and they became aliens?

[jdl22]

The Cable Guy

[DerryABU]

About Schmidt
What the [censored] was the point of this crap? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[Matty]

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Punch Drunk Love

[/ QUOTE ]Aw man, that's just a bad choice.

The Pledge with Jack Nicholson was pretty awful
Joe's Apartment (MTV movie with the roaches)

[Shillx]

Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

uhhhhhhh makes me cringe

The Shill

[mmbt0ne]

God, I hate Vanilla Sky. Basically the entire movie consisted of Cameron Crowe trying to suck his own dick about how well he adapted a Spanish screen play and how much symbolism he could throw into 2 hours. Every actor underperformed in it, which really hurts to say because Jason Lee is one of my favorites.

Other nominations:
Day After Tomorrow
Love and Basketball
Dungeons and Dragons
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever

[jesusarenque]

The Cable Guy.

[Niwa]

The worst movie I've ever seen must be Jeepers Creepers.
That or Scary Movie 3.

[MelchyBeau]

I saw Blair Witch 2. That movie was horrible. I am suprised noone said that movie yet.

Melch

[thirddan]

i think you are the only one that has seen it...i didn't even know they made a second one, haven't seen the first either...

[Reef]

numerous chick flicks I've been forced to watch

Catwoman, Blair witch project, Barbwire (ginormous jugs only redemption), Mortal combat, Kung Pow

[Senor Choppy]

Ghost World #1

Dogma, The Core, Gigli, Star Wars Episode 2, and A.I. all honorable mentions.

[nicky g]

Colour of the Night
Boxing Helena

[dsm]

Suspiria (1979) Dubbed version.

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The only two movies I've walked out on:

Backdraft (1991) Dir. Ron Howard

The Cooler (2003) w/William H. Macy


Alobar you picked, "Natural Born killers." (1994)

IMO Rodney Dangerfield couldn't have been any better in this flick, brilliant choice by Oliver Stone. Plus I loved the idea of having a loud laugh track during his scenes to give it the feel of a bad sitcom.

-dsm

[chabibi]

8 mile

[thirddan]

i liked natural born killers...

The cooler was very mediocre, and that nasty sex scene didn't help things /images/graemlins/frown.gif

The only movie i've ever walked out on was "Life" with eddie murphy and martin lawrence, a group of about 7/8 of my friends all left cuz it was so bad, and one of them like "dude, wheres my car" /images/graemlins/frown.gif...

[texaspimp]

Mystery Men

Did anyone else think Cold Mountain was overrated? After 30 mins, I stopped watching that movie.

[theBruiser500]

"%85 of the movies listed in the "Best movie you've seen" thread."

Well said. To you guys who said, Cable Guy and About Schmidt, that's just stupid. They're both real good movies, there is no justification for them going on a "worst movie list." You can tell just by the titles that these movies all belong to be here:

http://us.imdb.com/chart/bottom

[eric5148]

It's a tie between every Star Wars movie ever made.

[Kurn, son of Mogh]

Jurassic Park III

[maryfield48]

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Jurassic Park III

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JP III isn't even the worst of the JP movies - what was that about in JP II when the goddamned t-rex went rampaging thru San Francisco - an hommage to Godzilla?

Neither sequel (duh) were as good as the original, but III was way better than II.

[wacki]

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To you guys who said, Cable Guy and About Schmidt, that's just stupid. They're both real good movies, there is no justification for them going on a "worst movie list.

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I don't think I've ever met anyone that didn't hate "About Schmidt" with a passion. I barely made it through that movie myself. Schmidt couldn't be any more depressing, let alone pathetic. How could you possibly like this movie? To me, the best part about that movie was when my mom and I were making fun of it after it ended.

[busguy]

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"%85 of the movies listed in the "Best movie you've seen" thread."

Well said. To you guys who said, Cable Guy and About Schmidt, that's just stupid. They're both real good movies, there is no justification for them going on a "worst movie list." You can tell just by the titles that these movies all belong to be here:

http://us.imdb.com/chart/bottom

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Yeah that's a pretty bad list of movies.

I cannot believe that "Dr T and the Women" with Richard Gere is not number 1 on that list. This IS the worst movie ever made . . and it is not even close . . hehe.

It is the only movie that I have ever stopped before the end . . . and then the ending turned out to be the worst part LOL.

Seriously, if you have a relative that perpetually gives you crappy gifts . . . give them a copy of this movie. You can order it here (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0205271/)/images/graemlins/grin.gif

/images/graemlins/frown.gif busguy

[Daliman]

Haunted honeymonn.


And it isn't close.

[John Cole]

Almost no one here has ever heard of the last two, let alone seen them.

[John Cole]

Which one?

[John Cole]

More like 90%.

[Peca277]

I let this one girl choose the movie for our first date back in like 1998. I thought it was going to be a great relationship when she chose Godzilla... 2 hours later she was gone, and so were the chances that I'd ever let a girl ever pick the movie again.

[YourFoxyGrandma]

Dude, Where's My Car?

[DukeSucks]

The Island of Dr Moreau

[theBruiser500]

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I don't think I've ever met anyone that didn't hate "About Schmidt" with a passion. I barely made it through that movie myself. Schmidt couldn't be any more depressing, let alone pathetic. How could you possibly like this movie? To me, the best part about that movie was when my mom and I were making fun of it after it ended.

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Wow man, I don't know how you can say this. About Schmidt is a great movie.

[NoPeak]

Jeepers Creepers
Rollerball

[theBruiser500]

Cabin Fever. That scene with the kid who starts talking about pancakes is absolutely AMAZING.

[Chah Ngo]

I wouldn't watch "Natural Born Killers" again, but I don't think it is a bad movie. It was just disturbing as Hell (especially the scene with Rodney Dangerfield).
When I think bad movie, I think "Lost Voyage". Ne redeeming features at all in that chunk of crap.

[River2Pair]

that movie about high school cheerleaders who pull an armed robbery on a grocery store

[ClaytonN]

"Monster" is the only movie that I've left the theater before the ending. So I guess that gets my vote.

[theBruiser500]

Monster is a good movie.

[ClaytonN]

Yea, which makes it so surprising to me. Lots of people liked it. I just got bored with it. Weird...

[swimfan]

I actually sorta liked Pumpkin. Not the greatest movie in the world, but I didn't hate it. I'm going with Mystery Men or any of the Care Bear franchise.

[BullChip]

Drop Dead Fred was pretty bad.

I thought K-PAX sucked, although Kevin Spacey is a great actor.

One film I'd probably never watch again is that one Pacino movie, called City Hall or something. Unless, of course, I'm with a pretty girl and she's dying to watch it. /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[Kurn, son of Mogh]

what was that about in JP II when the goddamned t-rex went rampaging thru San Francisco - an hommage to Godzilla?

a) it was San Diego

b) it was at least campy. Yes, it was an homage to old Japanese monster movies.

c) the talking-to-the-velociraptors part in III was what did it in for me. What was that? Dr. Doolittle meets mechanical lizards?

[cepstrum]

"plan 9 from outer space" is supposed to officially be the worst movie ever made. so much so that in many circles it is elevated to the status of film solely by virtue of it's everlasting, unmatched suck.

but the worst i've ever seen was "the omega code." really, laughably, horribly bad. they didn't even try. i asked blockbuster for my money back. they reminded me that i had rented the movie for free. "too expensive!" i said, and walked out of the store.

cepstrum

[Dantes]

I paid to see Charlie's Angels 2 and Once upon a time in mexico in theaters last year. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[DerryABU]

On Sky tonight in the U.K. The Sweetest Thing
Jesus this stinks on all levels.

[maryfield48]

[ QUOTE ]
what was that about in JP II when the goddamned t-rex went rampaging thru San Francisco - an hommage to Godzilla?

a) it was San Diego

b) it was at least campy. Yes, it was an homage to old Japanese monster movies.

c) the talking-to-the-velociraptors part in III was what did it in for me. What was that? Dr. Doolittle meets mechanical lizards?

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a) Classy of you to correct the city and ignore my spelling error. Facts are important. (no sarcasm intended)

b) Nothing to add.

c) You got me.

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[Jett Rink]

Some of you people don't know mediocre isn't bad. About Schmidt? No way does this make a real list. That Dear Ndugu part kills me.

Until last year this had only two answers from me. Hot Shots:Part Deux and Clifford.

Man were they bad. I actually was mad when I heard people in the theatre laughing during Hot Shots:Part Deux.

But now there is a new clear cut winner and it is Cabin Fever. Wow, this movie is some kinda brutal!! "Pancakes? What fu**in pancakes?"

Honourable mention to The Hours. I got it at Blockbuster as a week long rental and I needed every minute to get through it.

[Chah Ngo]

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That Dear Ndugu part kills me.

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But look at me rattling on . . .
I bet you want to go out and cash that check and get something to eat.

[goofball]

Terminal Velocity
Maximum Overdrive

[River2Pair]

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that movie about high school cheerleaders who pull an armed robbery on a grocery store

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The title was eluding me, but I finally remembered, Sugar and Spice.

I "won" tickets on a radio station giveaway. /images/graemlins/mad.gif

[hmohnphd]

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