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YourFoxyGrandma
11-11-2004, 02:25 AM
My friend told me this story. I don't know if it's true, but, to be honest, I don't really care.

So this dude finally convinces his girlfriend to have anal sex. He heard somewhere that it's a good idea to use alot of lube, so he coats her down with KY and they get to it. So, there's some anal sex going down, etc., and then he finishes and pulls out at which point KY, semen and a diarrhea-like substace shoot out of her ass all over him. Disgusted, he starts puking all over her back. She doesn't know what's going on, turns around to find her boyfriend covered in KY, [censored] and semen, and starts puking too. So they're both standing there puking when they hear someone else puking and they realize it's the dude's best friend that was videotaping them from the closet.

All I can say is that I want that video. Bad.

Tyler Durden
11-11-2004, 02:26 AM
The story is from Tucker Max's website.

daryn
11-11-2004, 02:27 AM
www.tuckermax.com (http://www.tuckermax.com)

YourFoxyGrandma
11-11-2004, 02:28 AM
I've been had.

daryn
11-11-2004, 02:31 AM
much like the free ipod thing.. where it's always someone's friend that got it, and never someone.

Tyler Durden
11-11-2004, 02:31 AM
Yep. Sucks to be you. Your BS detector is in need of repair.

YourFoxyGrandma
11-11-2004, 02:45 AM
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much like the free ipod thing.. where it's always someone's friend that got it, and never someone.

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Sigh. I tried to get one of those. Just ended up with alot of coffee and ink cartrages. My life sucks.

YourFoxyGrandma
11-11-2004, 03:08 AM
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Yep. Sucks to be you. Your BS detector is in need of repair.

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I didn't say that I believed the story. I just think it's funny as hell.

Tyler Durden
11-11-2004, 03:25 AM
yes you did.

YourFoxyGrandma
11-11-2004, 03:27 AM
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My friend told me this story. I don't know if it's true, but, to be honest, I don't really care.

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daryn
11-11-2004, 03:29 AM
that's a typical cop out line! a similar situation is when a guy calls himself "metrosexual". basically he doesn't have the courage to come out of the closet.

YourFoxyGrandma
11-11-2004, 03:30 AM
Are you calling me gay?

Tyler Durden
11-11-2004, 03:31 AM
Cmon, you wrote between the lines, so I read between the lines. It's all very simple really. You need to expand your mind and step outside of yourself.

daryn
11-11-2004, 03:32 AM
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Are you calling me gay?

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do you refer to yourself as metrosexual?

Philuva
11-11-2004, 03:49 AM
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All I can say is that I want that video. Bad.

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Really? Want it bad, really?

NLSoldier
11-11-2004, 03:49 AM
Is it bad if i believe the story...at least to some extent? As far as I know all tucker max stories are *supposed* to be true. And considering the fame he has gotten from them, ill be damned if they arent!

YourFoxyGrandma
11-11-2004, 03:53 AM
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All I can say is that I want that video. Bad.

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Really? Want it bad, really?

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Uhm. Yeah. A video would sure as hell be funnier than reading about it.

Reef
11-11-2004, 04:12 AM
HAHAHAHHAHA! first time I have ever laughed out loud, literally, at 2+2. The fake ones are always the best

NLSoldier
11-11-2004, 04:16 AM
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HAHAHAHHAHA! first time I have ever laughed out loud, literally, at 2+2.

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Sad, I laugh outloud at 2+2 all the time, like for real dude

ArchAngel71857
11-11-2004, 12:09 PM
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Are you calling me gay?

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do you refer to yourself as metrosexual?

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It's METEROsexual, daryn.

-AA

daryn
11-11-2004, 04:40 PM
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Are you calling me gay?

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do you refer to yourself as metrosexual?

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It's METEROsexual, daryn.

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is this a bad joke or are you serious? i'm pretty sure it's metrosexual.

YourFoxyGrandma
11-11-2004, 04:42 PM
I've heard both.

GuyOnTilt
11-11-2004, 05:08 PM
I've heard both.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metrosexual

GoT

Matty
11-11-2004, 09:38 PM
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that's a typical cop out line! a similar situation is when a guy calls himself "metrosexual". basically he doesn't have the courage to come out of the closet.

[/ QUOTE ]Not true.

Women and men are changing roles- and I want a sugar-mama.

tolbiny
11-12-2004, 01:32 AM
"and I want a sugar-mama."

I almost had me a lawyer chick, but she didn't want to marry a degenerate gambler. I said that was fine, i would quit gambling and we could live off her salary- sadly that didn't go over to well...

Q8offsuit
11-12-2004, 01:40 AM
Best thread title ever.

Did anyone else think it was going to be about the new Max Hardcore movie?

astroglide
11-12-2004, 01:49 AM
max hardcore's stuff is so awful /images/graemlins/frown.gif