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tripdad
11-10-2004, 04:32 PM
Kamala, the Ugandan Giant
Jimmy Superfly Snooka

cheers!
Men the Master
11-10-2004, 04:39 PM
Mankind

The Undertaker

The Edge

The Iron Sheik
NoPeak
11-10-2004, 04:44 PM
Justin Credible
Hugh Morrus
Big Poppa Pump
Bastien Booger
Bunkhouse Bunk
Jimmy Jack Funk
The Booty Man
Big Dick Dudley
Wolfie D
Hoss Funk
Honky Tonk Man

The list could go on and on and on ..........
B00T
11-10-2004, 05:04 PM
Repo Man - that guy's gimmick owned...

He was also Doink, and Smash, and MVP, and 4,000 other people. I have to think back to my wrestling days...who the hell was he? My brain is telling me Barry Darsow.
Benal
11-10-2004, 05:24 PM
The Gambler
B Dids
11-10-2004, 05:25 PM
At the risk of being a nerd.

It's just "Edge" not "The Edge".

I prefer "Necro Butcher"
WEASEL45
11-10-2004, 05:27 PM
Coco B Ware with his bird Frankie
Rick the model Martel
sfer
11-10-2004, 07:15 PM
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Coco B Ware with his bird Frankie

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This is the correct answer but it's actually The Bird Man: Koko B. Ware
Sincere
11-11-2004, 01:11 AM
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Macho Man Randy Savage
The Nature Boy Rick Flair
The Rock


To name a few
Sincere
11-11-2004, 01:13 AM
I forgot about Big Poppa Pump, thats a personal favorite, and "Assman" too.
Duke
11-11-2004, 01:45 AM
Rowdy Roddy Piper

Do you see why?

~D
Senor Choppy
11-11-2004, 04:17 AM
Mr. Perfect
The Honky Tonk Man
El Dandy
Rufus
The Genius
Y2J
Gamblor
11-11-2004, 04:36 AM
It's actually Kamala the Ugandan Headhunter.
Rushmore
11-11-2004, 10:03 AM
I know you all meant well, and many of the responses given are, actually, clever.

But they're not in the same league with my favorite of all-time:

Gorilla Monsoon
texaspimp
11-11-2004, 10:20 AM
No list would be complete without:

The Great Kabuki!
w/ manager Gary Hart

<spitting mysterious green mist now>
jakethebake
11-11-2004, 10:20 AM
nm
mistrpug
11-11-2004, 10:44 AM
George "The Animal" Steele
itsmesteve
11-11-2004, 10:50 AM
Big John Stud- k.i.s.s.
tripdad
11-11-2004, 11:50 AM
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It's actually Kamala the Ugandan Headhunter.

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maybe in the frozen hellish tundra that is Canada, they called him the "headhunter", but in the good ol' USA, the compass to the world, he is, and forever shall be known as "Kamala, the Ugandan Giant".

cheers!
tripdad
11-11-2004, 11:52 AM
[ QUOTE ]
The Great Kabuki!
w/ manager Gary Hart

<spitting mysterious green mist now>

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nice one, pimp daddy!<slapping his bitch>

cheers!
IndieMatty
11-11-2004, 11:55 AM
I believed it changed towards the end to "GIANT".
youtalkfunny
11-12-2004, 05:52 AM
Can't believe no one has mentioned Brutus Beefcake.

Or Jesse "The Body".

Or "The Million Dollar Man".

Or "Killer Kowalski"

Or "Mr #1 DERFUL"

Or "The Mountie"

Or "The Living Legend, Larry Zybisko" (I know Sammartino had the name first; but it took on a deeper meaning when Zybisko hi-jacked it from his old mentor.)

Or "Sgt Slaughter"

Or "Mr Fuji"

Or "The Sandman"

And let's hear it for, "Ax....Smash.....DEMOLITION!"

Do the girls from GLOW count?

The Housewives
The Southern Belle
The Farmer's Daughter
Hollywood and Vine
Oh God, what were some of the other ones?