Open Challenge Standings

[cnfuzzd]

Still no word from imitation, so i will just assume he has played zero hands. Just remember that that is probably not correct.

Player #/hds vs Player #/hds
Bunky 4350 Radek 3871
Eric 3040 Pfkaok 9256
Briank 28K Dbowling not 28k (sorry)
Cosimo 6724 MarkL 3409
Bonanz 2574 Spamuell 6590
toman8r 5560 cnfuzzd 7853
Monty C. 1288 imitaiton xxxx
zephed 3572 Bobt 2380
Ponks 6704 ShillX 5215

well, its all looking fairly close for now, except for brian and poor Dbowling. Looks like for next month i will have to make sure and have my dual monitor set-up ready so i can challenge. Also, i just want to point out that before we began Spamuell was whining about "being able to compete," so bonanz had better not lose. Public mockery will ensue.

Also. Toe Man Eater, i told you man, you are going down. And not in that cool, hot chick sort of way. More like the 89 year old sugar-momma-with-wrinkled-flacid-labia sort of way.

As soon as imitation sends me his numbers, i will update accordingly.

Three weeks left, nothing is decided. Dbowling, just get some hacker friends to destroy brians connection, or some terrorist friends to destroy brian.

peace

john nickle

[cnfuzzd]

To update:

Imiations hands are in, and tentatively it appears that montys measly 150 hands a day will not be enough....


imitation 4681 Monty 1288


peace

john nickle

[Monty Cantsin]

We are playing hi/lo split, right?

/mc

[spamuell]

[ QUOTE ]
Bonanz 2574 Spamuell 6590

[/ QUOTE ]

[ QUOTE ]
its all looking fairly close for now

[/ QUOTE ]

[ QUOTE ]
before we began Spamuell was whining about "being able to compete," so bonanz had better not lose

[/ QUOTE ]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Cnfzzd, the only thing I'm going to lose is all my money trying to beat bonanz. But not this challenge!

[DBowling]

I just wanna point out that despite the fact i dont have 28k hands, I do have more than everyone other than brian. Is there a good second place prize? /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[bonanz]

you in a heapa trouble now sucka! /images/graemlins/mad.gif

[spamuell]

[ QUOTE ]
you in a heapa trouble now sucka! /images/graemlins/mad.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

Bring it. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Ponks]

Well, looks like you'll get an avatar! Congrats /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Ponks

[cnfuzzd]

I'll tell you what. Since i clearly have TOE MAN EATER well in hand, i will give you a secondary prize of choosing my avatar is you get more than me. This is of course null and void if toman8r gets fed up with me making fun of his name and surges forward. Or if satan suddenly appears and starts teabaggin Spongger

For the record, i have a sneak attack planned.

peace

john nickle

[eric5148]

[ QUOTE ]
Or if satan suddenly appears and starts teabaggin Spongger

[/ QUOTE ]

What's the over/under on the number of teabagging jokes for the rest of the month?

[Sponger15SB]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Or if satan suddenly appears and starts teabaggin Spongger

[/ QUOTE ]

What's the over/under on the number of teabagging jokes for the rest of the month?

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm just hoping that I don't get as much crap for it as Erostratus and his 15 year old girlfriend did.

Then again, at least people knew what I meant, even though they are all crazy and trying to steal my magic bagic.

[imitation]

Muhahahah monty should know that i've put in 3500 of those hands since the challenge began, time to get serious monty /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[DBowling]

and i guess ill just have to be happy about that /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[DBowling]

aw, thanks for the pitty prize. i actually like your avatar though, not sure why.
Is your sneak attack plan for satan or toe?
Am i the only one that is worried that my opponent hasnt posted in these threads yet? Because hes likely getting 700 hands an hour?
Looks like i better order those terrosists you suggested. Or maybe i dont need terrorists. If i can only find someone to teabag him he'll surely be too distracted to play poker.... volunteers anyone?

[Sponger15SB]

[ QUOTE ]
Or maybe i dont need terrorists. If i can only find someone to teabag him he'll surely be too distracted to play poker.... volunteers anyone?

[/ QUOTE ]

Ask your mother.

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Also since I did this to somebody else earlier tonight here you go....

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (9 handed)

Button <font color="purple">(Dbowling)</font> ($388.22)
SB ($49)
BB ($39.3)
UTG ($30.29)
Hero ($68.75)
MP1 ($27.46)
MP2 ($26.62)
MP3 ($94.8)
CO ($23.85)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 7/images/graemlins/club.gif, 7/images/graemlins/heart.gif. SB posts a blind of $0.5.
UTG folds, Hero calls $1, MP1 folds, MP3 calls $1, CO folds, Button <font color="purple">(Dbowling)</font> calls $1, SB (poster) folds, BB checks.

Flop: ($4.50) 7/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 5/images/graemlins/heart.gif, J/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="blue">(5 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="CC3333">Hero bets $3</font>, MP3 folds, Dbowling calls $3, BB folds.

Turn: ($10.50) T/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="blue">(3 players)</font>
<font color="CC3333">Hero bets $8</font>, Dbowling calls $8.

River: ($26.50) 5/images/graemlins/diamond.gif <font color="blue">(3 players)</font>
<font color="CC3333">Hero bets $15</font>, <font color="CC3333">Dbowling raises to $35</font>, <font color="CC3333">Hero raises to $55</font>, Dbowling calls $20.

Final Pot: $136.50
<font color="green">Main Pot: $136.50, between Dbowling, Hero and MP2.</font> &gt; Pot won by Hero ($136.50).

Results:
Hero has 7c 7h (full house, sevens full of fives).
MP2 doesn't show.
Dbowling has 9h 8s (straight, jack high).
Outcome: Hero wins $136.50.

[DBowling]

Damn, i was sure when you responded that youd be the volunteer.

Hmm, nice hand.

I did own you at the 2+2 table though

***** Hand History for Game 1037896187 *****
$25 NL Hold'em - Friday, October 08, 23:24:35 EDT 2004
Table Table 11301 (Real Money)
Seat 7 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 1: Bunky9590 ( $40.36 )
Seat 3: Zag24 ( $93.55 )
Seat 4: chick77 ( $21.76 )
Seat 5: Sponger15 ( $122.12 )
Seat 6: haystack ( $28.6 )
Seat 8: mrzarembsky ( $27.5 )
Seat 2: jbowl111 ( $29.97 )
Seat 9: Brian462 ( $45.2 )
Seat 7: mctommy016 ( $45.8 )
Seat 10: ewdla ( $26.9 )
mrzarembsky posts small blind [$0.25].
Brian462 posts big blind [$0.5].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to jbowl111 [ 3d 3c ]
mrzarembsky: wow, really?
Bunky9590: no show?
ewdla folds.
Bunky9590 calls [$0.5].
jbowl111 calls [$0.5].
Zag24 folds.
chick77 folds.
Sponger15 raises [$3].
haystack folds.
mctommy016 folds.
haystack: time to go on crazy monkey tilt
mrzarembsky: i must be playing too loose because i've had nothing but trash
ewdla: 13% after 104 hands
mrzarembsky folds.
haystack: &lt;beer pouring&gt;
Brian462 folds.
Bunky9590 calls [$2.5].
jbowl111 calls [$2.5].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 6d, Th, 3s ]
Bunky9590 checks.
jbowl111 checks.
Sponger15 bets [$9.31].
Bunky9590 folds.
haystack: &lt;good beer too not that nasty ice house crap&gt;
jbowl111 calls [$9.31].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 4h ]
Zag24: OK, haystack. I'll double you up
jbowl111 checks.
Sponger15 bets [$17.66].
jbowl111 is all-In.
** Dealing River ** [ Kh ]
Sponger15 shows [ As, Ad ] a pair of aces.
jbowl111 shows [ 3d, 3c ] three of a kind, threes.
jbowl111 wins $60.69 from the main pot with three of a kind, threes.

[Monty Cantsin]

False. Sense. Of. Security.

/mc

[Shillx]

Please, whatever you do...don't give me an avatar of Rolf Slotbloom. I'm beggin you! /images/graemlins/wink.gif

-B

[Brian]

Hey, I did post in one of the first ones asking to be paired up vs Schneids, who was bragging about his big 8k hands. /images/graemlins/cool.gif I'm up to 44k hands now. Too bad I'm not even good enough to win 1bb/hr, or I'd be making a killing! /images/graemlins/frown.gif

-Brian

[Schneids]

Meh if I was signed up in this thing I'd be beating anyone but you.

Seriously though the amount of hands you are playing is insane!

[Tosh]

[ QUOTE ]
Meh if I was signed up in this thing I'd be beating anyone but you.

Seriously though the amount of hands you are playing is insane!

[/ QUOTE ]

Brian makes up for lack of talent by playing a lot of hands. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[imitation]

What game are you playing brian and how many tables?

[Sponger15SB]

[ QUOTE ]
Meh if I was signed up in this thing I'd be beating anyone but you.

Seriously though the amount of hands you are playing is insane!

[/ QUOTE ]

Yeah I feel the same way.

I wonder if next month I can find some SNG players though to battle with, as I've played almost 400 since the beginning of the month.

[Sponger15SB]

[ QUOTE ]
Seat 1: Bunky9590 ( $40.36 )
Seat 3: Zag24 ( $93.55 )
Seat 4: chick77 ( $21.76 )
Seat 5: Sponger15 ( $122.12 )
Seat 6: haystack ( $28.6 )
Seat 8: mrzarembsky ( $27.5 )
Seat 2: jbowl111 ( $29.97 )
Seat 9: Brian462 ( $45.2 )
Seat 7: mctommy016 ( $45.8 )
Seat 10: ewdla ( $26.9 )

[/ QUOTE ]

oooooo yeah!

Then again it didnt last too long as getting really drunk and playing poker online w/ friends can get a little crazy.... especially when jerkfaces call off their money with low pocket pairs /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[cnfuzzd]

the level of maturity displayed here is almost overwhelmingly appaling...

peace

john nickle

[Sponger15SB]

[ QUOTE ]
the level of maturity displayed here is almost overwhelmingly appaling...

peace

john nickle

[/ QUOTE ]


[ QUOTE ]
Or if satan suddenly appears and starts teabaggin Spongger

[/ QUOTE ]

[Brian]

Hey imitation,

4-6 tables of 10/20 and 8-10 tables of 5/10, all ring.

-Brian

[cnfuzzd]

jesus god man thats a lot of frickin hands. Hoe you get a rake rebate...

peace

john nickle

[eric5148]

[ QUOTE ]
4-6 tables of 10/20 and 8-10 tables of 5/10, all ring.


[/ QUOTE ]

OMG, and what kind of device do you use to keep your eyeballs in their sockets?

[bonanz]

[ QUOTE ]
OMG, and what kind of device do you use to keep your eyeballs in their sockets?

[/ QUOTE ]

he has a setup sorta like this (hence the avatar)

http://www.rotten.com/today/images/dec/rh-alex-clockwork-th.jpg

[spamuell]

I played like 4 hours live PLHE tonight. Does that count?

[bonanz]

yeah good question because i was thinking about playing live this weekend, but was thinking i gotsta gets dem hands in onine...

[DBowling]

hmm, i was gonna play live also. does 1 hour =35 hands seem fair?

edit: not that this even matters to me vs brian, though i think i will get some satisfaction out of having the second most hands played /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[cnfuzzd]

Sorry guys, somehow i missed these posts. Yes, live hands will count, at the rate of 35 hands an hour, which is being really generous, but considering the anti-rebate you get from playing live, i will show some sympathy. Also, i will be spending time in KC later this month, and want those hours to count /images/graemlins/grin.gif

peace

john nickle

[cnfuzzd]

[ QUOTE ]
hmm, i was gonna play live also. does 1 hour =35 hands seem fair?

edit: not that this even matters to me vs brian, though i think i will get some satisfaction out of having the second most hands played /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[/ QUOTE ]


Think again buddy. I am now staring into the face of two beautiful monitors, who are showing me eight tables of poker. NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!!

peace

john nickle

[toman8r]

This is not fair, my second monitor is not going to get here until next month.

[DBowling]

Youll have next month to redeem yourself then /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Ponks]

All I have is a laptop =/

Sweet overlapping heaven

Ponks