A poem for Desdia.

[Chaostracize]

Desdia, oh Desdia,
Noble defender of your race,
Desdia, oh Desdia,
I would like to drop-kick you in the face.

On 2 plus 2 you are wise,
Sklansky's math is all lies.

Poker is all about RESULTS,
And all ex-MTg players left their cults. (To play poker. This was weak)

Desdia, oh Desdia,
No doubt your intentions are true,
Desdia, oh Desdia,
All your posts makes me furiously poo.





Thank you.

[viennagreen]

maybe, "all of your posts consist of poo"

just a suggestion /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Francis Begbie]

ALL YOUR POST ARE BELONG TO POO

[Bernas]

Please leave Two Plus Two!

[Chaostracize]

I really wish I could edit. That's a good one. Perhaps I'll write another poem tonight.

[Desdia72]

to have standards when they apoint someone Poet Laureate. i'm pretty sure you won't be getting a nomination anytime soon.

[Bernas]

The poetry was not very good but the message it conveyed was.

[viennagreen]

maybe if you were a frequent poster on some Library of Congress internet forums, the nominations would roll in...

[Desdia72]

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The poetry was not very good but the message it conveyed was.

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if that's the case, was there a need to captivate us all with his Shakespearian prose? he could'nt used regular language to get his point across and you breast milk feeders would have still been clammering for a nipple.

[jacki]

clamoring

[Desdia72]

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clamoring

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[Chaostracize]

I wrote this for several reasons.

1. It is off-topic for the forum it is in. (irony)

2. I am a great at writing poems.

3. I wanted to see if I could start a 2+2 flame war against the most worthless poster on here, making posts that should be long dead keep and rising up again because of futile little arguments of where our RACE came from and how every hand hsould be played individually because it is all about RESULTS and percentages are about RESULTS and poker is about RESULTS. Please, let these posts die. This is the forum where we gossip about whether Annie Duke colluded with Howard Lederer. Please, let's keep it that way.

As a side note. If you feel the need to write a poem, please do so.

[JoeC]

He may not have a chance at Poet Laureate of the US, but I'd say he has a pretty good shot at New Jersey (http://www.americandaily.com/article/1883).

[Fujiyama Attack]

Desdia, the dufus
an idiot minus savant
Desdia, the pedophile
in our neighborhoods we do not want

Desdia, the drop out
at a tender young age
Desdia, the poor man
who works for minimum wage.

Desdia, the lonely
with no woman will he be
Desdia, the loser
logs onto this forum with webTV

Desdia, the criminal
who stole from his mother all hope.
Desdia, the disappointment
a low-tech, low-IQ, lowlife DOPE