Dont let the door hit you on the way out.... [Archive]

GrannyMae

11-09-2004, 08:28 PM

party at cubs house tonight!!

bring weed

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Cubswin

11-09-2004, 09:19 PM

lets all take hits from the bong while playing poker with those nudie girl playing cards. as a moderate moderate GOPer i am happy to see his a$$ gone. no one who loses an election to a dead man deserves a public office.

cubs

Jim Kuhn

11-09-2004, 09:38 PM

Please don't send him back to Missouri!

Thank you,

Jim Kuhn
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GrannyMae

11-09-2004, 09:42 PM

moderate GOPer

no such thing.

btw, i saw a great conspiracy site today. says there were phantom votes in ohio, and that some 85% dem / 15% rep precincts in florida had presidential election results exactly swapped where bush supposedly got 85% in the final tally. this was created by hacking into florida's new machines. cyber-chad manipulation.

not a word is true of course, but there are still some on the left that will forever not accept the results.

GrannyMae

11-09-2004, 09:47 PM

Please don't send him back to Missouri!

sorry jim, he is already on the way. i also hear he still has political aspirations. wooo

i actually have an attorney friend in booneville that is a staunch dem, but advised mr ashcroft when he was in missouri. he swears he is a scumbag that will look the other way for friends and money. i.e. take care of him and you can have a porno store and not be bothered, and he will also heavy enforce next town over as a sign-up bonus. not direct bribes of course, but there are many ways to support.

Kellon

11-09-2004, 09:54 PM

And when he gets there, he's going to drape every statue of a woman with naked breasts like he did in the great hall of the DOJ bldg. The fabric stores are drooling over the amount of satin and silk they're going to be selling.

arod4276

11-09-2004, 10:20 PM

Granny i was wondering,, how exactly are you privy to enough information to know that none of what you saw on that website is true? could you tell me while your at it, who exactly shot kennedy, and the reald deal about ufos? i have always wondered. thanks , arod4276

Cubswin

11-09-2004, 10:24 PM

no such thing.

.... oh but there is... fiscally conservative... right-leaning with regards to monetary social issues... left-leaning on non-monetary social issues. Basically, im a libertarian whos not a whack job... like so many of them tend to be. Cut me some slack granny... i endorsed Mr Botox. /images/graemlins/blush.gif

cubs

Drunk Bob

11-09-2004, 10:28 PM

What was this about betting the Whorehouse?

GrannyMae

11-10-2004, 12:32 AM

What was this about betting the Whorehouse?

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jasonHoldEm

11-10-2004, 12:43 AM

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not a word is true of course, but there are still some on the left that will forever not accept the results

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The crazy conspiracy sites are invented to take the focus away from the actual truth...the elections are controlled by the stonecutters.

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PantherZ

11-10-2004, 02:15 AM

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Please don't send him back to Missouri!

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He's harmless in Missouri. He couldn't even beat a dead man for the U.S. senate.

Jim Kuhn

11-10-2004, 02:23 AM

With the state of U.S. politics if you lose the MO election you get promoted to U.S. Attorney General. When he comes back to MO most likely he will be a lobbyist making several hundred thousand dollars influencing his political cronies to the detriment of the taxpayers.

Is there any chance we can outsource most of our government to India? Our government usually does not provide much benefit to the taxpayers anyway!

Thank you,

Jim Kuhn
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umdpoker

11-10-2004, 02:49 AM

i dunno if its true or not, but this was actually on tv. msnbc i think.

http://home.comcast.net/~hugh.moore/countdown_on_voting_irregs.wmv

its kinda long, but worth watching, as i found it hilarious.

GrannyMae

11-10-2004, 12:12 PM

jake tapper (sp?) has been the fact checker for abc news this year. while i certainly was hoping that there was fraud, they checked it out and found reasonable answers for everything. for instance, the 85/15 counties that voted just the opposite of party line have done so in pres elections for 2 decades. the other rumor about phantom votes relied on a statement that there were more votes cast in certain ohio precincts than registered voters and that also proved to be untrue.

oh well, at least it can ONLY be 4 more years.

GrannyMae

11-10-2004, 12:14 PM

Cut me some slack granny... i endorsed Mr Botox.

was that a support vote or an objection vote?

i think you are a libertarian that knew this was the wrong year to waste a vote. i will say i was totally suprised to see you classify yourself as a moderate rep because i would have guessed right-leaning dem.

GWB

11-10-2004, 01:19 PM

Ashcroft was a wonderful improvement over the previous AG, Janet Reno. It is fitting that he gets to retire on a positive note, as the American people have confirmed their trust in our administration. Thank you John for taking all the unjust arrows and standing for justice and against terrorism.

cbfair

11-10-2004, 01:26 PM

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Thank you John for taking all the unjust arrows and standing for justice and against terrorism.

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Thats just funny! Three years of unprecedented surveilance authority combined with permission to incarcerate suspects indefinately with no habeus corpus (enemy combatants aren't entitled. Yeah, yeah), and not one single conviction.

Justice indeed.

Well, at least the incidence of global terrorism has decreased sharply over the last 4 years - or maybe not. /images/graemlins/confused.gif