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ArchAngel71857
11-09-2004, 05:42 PM
A post in the Worst Movies You Watch Thread reminded me that for the longest time, every single Steven Segal movie title could be inserted into the sentence:

Steven Segal is ____________.

For example: Steven Segal is Out for Justice .

Steven Segal is Hard to Kill .

Finally one movie came along which broke the streak but I don't remember what it was.

-AA
jakethebake
11-09-2004, 05:43 PM
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Steven Segal is now over 350 pounds.

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CWsports
11-09-2004, 05:44 PM
I can't stand him movies and USA network just loves to show them every couple of weeks.
ArchAngel71857
11-09-2004, 05:44 PM
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Steven Segal is now over 350 pounds.

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Haven't seen that one? Was it Straight to Video?

-AA
benfranklin
11-09-2004, 05:52 PM
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A post in the Worst Movies You Watch Thread reminded me that for the longest time, every single Steven Segal movie title could be inserted into the sentence:

Steven Segal is ____________.

For example: Steven Segal is Out for Justice .

Steven Segal is Hard to Kill .

Finally one movie came along which broke the streak but I don't remember what it was.

-AA

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Fire Down Below?

Exit Wounds?
mmcd
11-09-2004, 05:59 PM
Under Siege II: Dark Territory
jakethebake
11-09-2004, 06:00 PM
Nope...Steven Seagal is Under Siege! I guess technically if you add the other stuff, but does it count since it's a sequel?
mmcd
11-09-2004, 06:04 PM
Looks like he's been busy:

Actor - filmography
(In Production) (2000s) (1990s) (1980s)

Heraphant (2005) (pre-production)
Mercenary (2005) (V) (pre-production)
Submerged (2005) (V) (post-production) .... Chris Cody
Untitled Onion Movie, The (2004) (post-production)
Into the Sun (2004) (completed) .... Travis Hunter
MrGo
11-09-2004, 06:06 PM
How can you even devote a thread to Steven Segal. You should be ashamed of yourself AA.

Blasphemy!!
ArchAngel71857
11-09-2004, 07:20 PM
Blasphemy!!

What in the hell am I blaspheming? The divine nature of Hollywood? The place that gave us Land before Time VI and Universal Solider III?

How can you even devote a thread to Steven Segal.
Because Steven Segal IS On Deadly Ground.

-AA
elwoodblues
11-10-2004, 11:07 AM
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Fire Down Below?

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It's about VD. "Steven Seagal has Fired Down Below." Still works.