Worst movie you watch every time it is on?

[Lumpy]

You know the type - Tango & Cash, Days of Thunder, etc. The train wreck you click across that consumes your life in 2 hour chunks.

[jakethebake]

Aaahhhh but there are so many.

[oljumpstart]

Tie, between "Next of Kin" and "Roadhouse". Not only do these both suck, but I really really hate Patrick Swayze.

[ddollevoet]

Road House was the first thing that popped into my mind.

[CWsports]

I actually like Roadhouse.

[jakethebake]

Point Break?

[oljumpstart]

I guess on a certain level I must like it too. Still, its pretty bad.

[Sponger15SB]

Gattaca.

I think I've got like 1/2 the lines memorized

[censored] HBO

[NoPeak]

Smokey and the Bandit or Dumb and Dumber

[blackaces13]

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Point Break?

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I thought this was about movies that SUCK yet you watch them anyway. Clearly you must have forgotten the parameters set forth in the initial post to have mentioned a movie as thoroughly awesome as Point Break.

[benfranklin]

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Aaahhhh but there are so many.

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Exactly. Let's start with most anything starring Stallone (non-Rocky only) or Seagal. Others mentioned "Roadhouse". I'd expand that to any Patrick Swayze action flick, especially "Red Dawn". Real men would rather have a root canal than watch Swayze in a "sensitive" role.

[jakethebake]

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Point Break?

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I thought this was about movies that SUCK yet you watch them anyway. Clearly you must have forgotten the parameters set forth in the initial post to have mentioned a movie as thoroughly awesome as Point Break.

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I can only assume you're kidding.

[ThaSaltCracka]

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Dumb and Dumber

[/ QUOTE ]whoah whoah whoah whoah whoah, he said train wreck. D&D is one of the funniest movies EVER!

[Sponger15SB]

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I thought this was about movies that SUCK yet you watch them anyway. Clearly you must have forgotten the parameters set forth in the initial post to have mentioned a movie as thoroughly awesome as Point Break.

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As a surfer, I couldn't have said it better myself.

You don't even know how many times me and my friends have spouted off lines from that movie.

[jakethebake]

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Aaahhhh but there are so many.

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Exactly. Let's start with most anything starring Stallone (non-Rocky only) or Seagal. Others mentioned "Roadhouse". I'd expand that to any Patrick Swayze action flick, especially "Red Dawn". Real men would rather have a root canal than watch Swayze in a "sensitive" role.

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And only Seagal before he blew up like a Mexican wife. NOBODY watches fat chop-sockey stars.

[blackaces13]

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Point Break?

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I thought this was about movies that SUCK yet you watch them anyway. Clearly you must have forgotten the parameters set forth in the initial post to have mentioned a movie as thoroughly awesome as Point Break.

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I can only assume you're kidding.

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Not even a little.

[jakethebake]

Was it the stellar acting by Kenunu, Lori Petty & Swayze? Jumping out of airplanes w/o parachutes? The great names like Johnny Utah? What made it great? Can you even spell "Corn"?

[beerbandit]

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Dumb and Dumber

[/ QUOTE ]whoah whoah whoah whoah whoah, he said train wreck. D&D is one of the funniest movies EVER!

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i think that pretty much covers that one thasaltcracka -- i was afraid i was gonna have to leave work and change my drawers after i read that.

cheers
beer

[jakethebake]

Mine is "The Sure Thing" with John Cusack. Although speaking of Cusack, I've seen "Grosse Point Blank" like five times in the last two weeks.

[YourFoxyGrandma]

My girlfriend loves The Sure Thing.

That said, "Commando".

[ThaSaltCracka]

Major League and Sniper.

[Sponger15SB]

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Major League and Sniper.

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Are you [censored] SERIOUS???

Major League is an absolute classic.

[ThaSaltCracka]

dude, its funny, but it is also a terrible movie, and thats a fact Jack.

[astroglide]

what's the matter with gattaca? i think it did what it set out to do and was advertised correctly. roadhouse is probably gonna win this one, big ups to the first mention.

[Sponger15SB]

I enojoyed the movie, but of all the movies that I watch every time it is on, it is by far the worst.

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[jdl22]

Unreal.

Major League - hilarious, perhaps the best sports spoof movie ever (can't think of another off the top of my head)

Sniper - awesome movie. Good action/war type movie. Original perspective in that genre.

[Toro]

Playmate of the Apes

[jakethebake]

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Sniper - awesome movie. Good action/war type movie. Original perspective in that genre.

[/ QUOTE ] Only if you know absolutely nothing about snipers. If you do it was just ridiculous.

[ThaSaltCracka]

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Sniper - awesome movie. Good action/war type movie. Original perspective in that genre.

[/ QUOTE ] Only if you know absolutely nothing about snipers. If you do it was just ridiculous.

[/ QUOTE ]replace snipers with baseball players and the same critique can be said about Major League.

[jakethebake]

Well I wasn't the one that posted about Major League, although I did think it was a funny movie. I'm sure that's probably true. I don't know much about the life a pro baseball player. However, I don't think Major League even pretended to be serious.

[bosoxfan]

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Playmate of the Apes

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Misty Mundae is a fine actress.

[YourFoxyGrandma]

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/major_league/

Not alot of reviews avaliable, but 94% freshhh is damn good.

I see where you're coming from, I think; Major League is stupid. Real stupid. And I don't think that one could make a valid arguement for Major Leauge as a good piece of cinema, but I think there's a clear difference between good cinema and a good movie and this film is a good example of that.

[oljumpstart]

Speaking of tomatoes, "Attack of the killer tomatoes" also world class bad. Not on much any more though.

[mmbt0ne]

I've probably watched Two Weeks Notice and Drumline 10 times a piece in the last month since that's all HBO seems to show.

Surviving the Game - stars Ice-T and Gary Busey, comes on TNT at about 3 am once or twice a month

[jakethebake]

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I've probably watched Two Weeks Notice and Drumline 10 times a piece in the last month since that's all HBO seems to show.

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Those are both bad, but I didn't even make it all the way through once, much less everytime they come on.

[Sponger15SB]

Yeah I've definantly seen "America's Sweethearts" a little too much lately on HBO as well.

[CarlSpackler]

UHF. A cult classic, and a wretched piece of cinema.

[oljumpstart]

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UHF. A cult classic, and a wretched piece of cinema.

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Excellent call. Kudos

[Slacker13]

Showgirls. Stupidest damn movie ever but pleasing on the eyes.

[YourFoxyGrandma]

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UHF. A cult classic, and a wretched piece of cinema.

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Excellent call. Kudos

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I second that.

[Bubbagump]

'Harley Davidson & The Marlboro Man'

I am probably the only person in the world who thinks this was a good movie and I will watch it every time I see it scheduled. Best 'Buddy' film of all time IMO.

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[ThaSaltCracka]

yeah, you are on the same page as me then.

I would like to nominate any Leprechaun or Childs Play movie as well.

[jakethebake]

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UHF. A cult classic, and a wretched piece of cinema.

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Along those same lines...Used Cars?

[Bubbagump]

I've got to side with Brockton on this one. 'Point Break' was great.

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[Bubbagump]

Anybody ever see a movie from the mid 80's called 'Dudes'?

It stars John Cryer and Flea, from the Red Hot Chilipeppers has a small role. John Cryer and Flea play punk rockers. Flea is murdered by bikers on a road trip at the beginning of the film and John Cryer spends the rest of the movie finding the Cowboy within himself and hunts down the murder of his friend.

The movie had a great soundtrack but man did this movie suck! That wouldn't stop me from watching it if they ever showed it on TV though. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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[jakethebake]

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Anybody ever see a movie from the mid 80's called 'Dudes'?

It stars John Cryer and Flea, from the Red Hot Chilipeppers has a small role. John Cryer and Flea play punk rockers. Flea is murdered by bikers on a road trip at the beginning of the film and John Cryer spends the rest of the movie finding the Cowboy within himself and hunts down the murder of his friend.

The movie had a great soundtrack but man did this movie suck! That wouldn't stop me from watching it if they ever showed it on TV though. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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John Cryer out for revenge? Did he beat the guy to death with his purse?

[ArchAngel71857]

1. Point Break - Any movie where Keanu Reeves secretly lives out his life long fantasy of being a QB for Ohio State is a good movie.

2. Major League - Best. Sports. Movie. Ever. So far the one person who doesn't think so is the transplanted Yankee Fan.

3. As far as the movies I watch whenever they come on TV?
-Iron Eagle
-Iron Eagle II
-D3: Mighty Ducks
-Starship Troopers
-Hudson Hawk
-The Chase
-Joe Versus the Volcano

-AA

[mmcd]

Out For Justice.

[jakethebake]

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1. Point Break - Any movie where Keanu Reeves secretly lives out his life long fantasy of being a QB for Ohio State is a good movie.

2. Major League - Best. Sports. Movie. Ever. So far the one person who doesn't think so is the transplanted Yankee Fan.

3. As far as the movies I watch whenever they come on TV?
-Iron Eagle
-Iron Eagle II
-D3: Mighty Ducks
-Starship Troopers
-Hudson Hawk
-The Chase
-Joe Versus the Volcano

-AA

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The Chase. Anything with Kristy Swanson gets my vote. Remember Buffy, the movie? and what about Dude, Where's My Car?

[ThaSaltCracka]

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2. Major League - Best. Sports. Movie. Ever. So far the one person who doesn't think so is the transplanted Yankee Fan.

[/ QUOTE ] everything you said was wrong, I'll let others elaborate.

[Toro]

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The Chase. Anything with Kristy Swanson gets my vote. Remember Buffy, the movie? and what about Dude, Where's My Car?

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I watch that stupid movie everytime just to see that scene where he does her in the car while they're going 90 miles an hour.

[jakethebake]

Leave it to Kristy to bring the red & blue together in agreement on something!

[benfranklin]

I was debating the Die Hard movies, but decided they weren't bad enough to qualify. But for all you Die Hard fans, I found Die Hard 4:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0337978/

[SomethingClever]

I AM AN EFF, BEE, EYE AGENT!

I know, man, isn't it wild?

[Rubeskies]

What about the movie "Airheads" that is on 15 times a day on comedy central?

[A_C_Slater]

Rocky V.

[Toro]

Coincidentally there is another movie with a similar name that I always have to watch because of Erika Eleniak. The movie is Chasers and there is a great thong scene and of course the love scene towards the end when she exposes that great rack. Terrible movie though.

[rusty JEDI]

Total Recall

rJ

[A_C_Slater]

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Total Recall

rJ

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True lies.

I love the old Leisure suit larry picture. That was one of the greatest games ever. My favorite part is when the prostitute steals all your money and you gotta go win it all back with the $10 "hidden emergency" money at the casino.

After playing this game I always keep "hidden emergency money" in my wallet.

[blackaces13]

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Was it the stellar acting by Kenunu, Lori Petty & Swayze? Jumping out of airplanes w/o parachutes? The great names like Johnny Utah? What made it great? Can you even spell "Corn"?

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Maybe its because I was about 12 when it came out and I thought it was a cool movie. Relax dude.

[Legend27]

Point Break is a Great movie.

[A_C_Slater]

And Bill and Ted's bogus journey is good as well. Especially the part where they go to hell.

[nicky g]

I've seen Brewster's Millions a few too many times.

[maryfield48]

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I've seen Brewster's Millions a few too many times.

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So have I, and I've never sat through the whole thing.

[jakethebake]

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And Bill and Ted's bogus journey is good as well. Especially the part where they go to hell.

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Good, but I preferred the Excellent Adventure to Bogus Journey.

[jakethebake]

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Coincidentally there is another movie with a similar name that I always have to watch because of Erika Eleniak. The movie is Chasers and there is a great thong scene and of course the love scene towards the end when she exposes that great rack. Terrible movie though.

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Well we definitely have similar tases in women. Erika is awesome. Chasers was great only because of her rick, which she also shows off in Under Siege with Seagal.

[PokerNoob]

Patrick Swayze - Dirty Dancing... 'nuff said.

Oh, and also Urban Cowboy. Horribly miscast leads, nobody can act except maybe Barry Corbin who's just being the character he always plays and Scott Glenn, ditto.

[jakethebake]

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Patrick Swayze - Dirty Dancing... 'nuff said.

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I hope you're not a guy.

[ThaSaltCracka]

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I've seen Brewster's Millions a few too many times.

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whats wrong with Brewsters Millions?????? /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

nevermind, let me guess, the baseball unis at the end?

[PokerNoob]

You don't think its laughable in its gayness? The Jerry Orbach bits are great though.

[jakethebake]

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You don't think its laughable in its gayness?

[/ QUOTE ] ...which is why no self-respecing guy would watch it.

[IndieMatty]

Empire Records
10 Things I hate About Your
Can't Hardly Wait

[Toro]

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You don't think its laughable in its gayness? The Jerry Orbach bits are great though.

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All right! Some indirect Poker content. Did you all know that Jerry Orbach loves Poker and has played at Mohegan Sun(before they closed the room, of course).