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Sincere
11-09-2004, 01:07 AM

Matty
11-09-2004, 01:25 AM
I could make 20 mil blackmailing women.

astroglide
11-09-2004, 01:35 AM
I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK

spamuell
11-09-2004, 01:36 AM
This is still a lame poll because the latter option doesn't mean that you have to be poor forever, just that you don't get handed $20mill.

Sincere
11-09-2004, 01:39 AM
Yeah, but how many people are gonna get rich? If I pick option #2, I could bang Britney, Christina, Camron Diaz, the hot chick at Wal-Mart, the hot bitch at the mall, anybody I want, I would be [censored] four or five or ten times a day.

spamuell
11-09-2004, 01:43 AM
Yeah, but how many people are gonna get rich?

Doesn't matter, almost everyone under 22 (quite a few people here) thinks that they might get rich and probably will. Probably older people as well.

Danenania
11-09-2004, 01:52 AM
You have to make Option 1 way more appealing to make it a contest. The main, and in many cases, only reason most people want more money is to make their lives more closely resemble Option 2.

dr. klopek
11-09-2004, 07:59 AM
I'd take that $ so quick. I'm not due to get laid til like 2008.

Victor
11-09-2004, 09:26 AM
and its not even close.......

Topflight
11-09-2004, 09:51 AM
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I'd take that $ so quick. I'm not due to get laid til like 2008.

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If you take the money you aren't due to get laid until 2000 infinity.

MrGo
11-09-2004, 10:19 AM
$20 million with no hesitation. No one gets me off like I can!

daveymck
11-09-2004, 11:16 AM
Being 31 and having a child and partner banging any girl I want would get me in big trouble, therefore I take the money and blowjobs which to honses aint that bad a compromise.

The once and future king
11-09-2004, 12:25 PM
However much trouble you got in, you will still be able to bang your wife given the terms of the deal. You also get to live forever.

Also the deal says never have sex again, thay may well include blow jobs.

I want to know how the babe selection works, do I need to be in her physical presence, or do I need to somehow express the desire to shag her and said shagging somehow comes into reality.

Having to be in their physical presence could be time consuming and expensive. I would have to hire a PI to track down all the actual names and addresses of certain ladies I have in mind.

The abilty to some how warp into porn would be a godsend.

astroglide
11-09-2004, 12:32 PM
are you quoting "your friends and neighbors"?

MrGo
11-09-2004, 12:34 PM
Nope..I'm just money-hungry. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

Bob Moss
11-09-2004, 03:29 PM
This forum is really starting to disgust me. I thought the sucking dick for money poll was pretty bad, but this is far worse. I'd like a feature to auto-ignore anyone who chose the money here.

Bob

MrGo
11-09-2004, 03:46 PM
auto-ignore me then.

I choose the money in a heartbeat

ThaSaltCracka
11-09-2004, 03:49 PM
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This forum is really starting to disgust me. I thought the sucking dick for money poll was pretty bad, but this is far worse. I'd like a feature to auto-ignore anyone who chose the money here.

Bob

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I am surprised all the right-wingers on here haven't said the same thing about you because of your avatar. Lighten up man.

Hallett
11-09-2004, 04:18 PM
Money can't buy happiness.

Banging any chick I want, any time I want, forever; pretty much is one possible definition of happiness.

SoaringAngle
11-09-2004, 07:07 PM
screw 20 mil, this isnt even close

chabibi
11-09-2004, 07:20 PM
whats the point of money if it doesnt get you pussy?

daveymck
11-10-2004, 06:01 AM
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Also the deal says never have sex again, thay may well include blow jobs.

I want to know how the babe selection works, do I need to be in her physical presence, or do I need to somehow express the desire to shag her and said shagging somehow comes into reality.

Having to be in their physical presence could be time consuming and expensive. I would have to hire a PI to track down all the actual names and addresses of certain ladies I have in mind.

The abilty to some how warp into porn would be a godsend.

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If a BJ is not classed as sex for the US president it damn well doesnt count as sex for me, so still stands and I take the money.

Of course you have to be in physical prescence being able to morph into any bedroom/persons prescene is just sill and would not allow s to make a proper decision in this important life changing dilemma.

Matty
11-10-2004, 07:49 PM
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I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK

[/ QUOTE ]Okay Mr. Trump, 20 million and I will never [censored] your wife or anyone in your family.

I'd either be filthy rich or dead within a week.

Laura Bush would be at the top of my list. That glassy-eyed smile ...

TimM
11-10-2004, 11:56 PM
This poll is even easier than the last one, and the last one was not close.

Think about the life you would lead if you could have ANY woman any time. Any celebrity, model, any rich or powerful woman. Or just go on a lifelong quest to find the one who is the best in bed.

I know people with 20 million dollars. It's a lot of money but big deal. They basically lead fairly normal lives except with better toys. The one case you could make is if you are more interested in a family life, since their kids do get every advantage.

Blarg
11-11-2004, 12:50 AM
The funny thing is, the poll is running only two to one for the pussy instead of the money.

My guess is, as people get older, those figures will reverse.

I think that would be an interesting poll in itself. Here goes.