I work with a total bitch!

[ThaSaltCracka]

discuss.

[MarkL444]

You have a job?

[nolanfan34]

We need some more info to discuss this properly. Give us an example.

[ThaSaltCracka]

people have profiles for a reason.

[ThaSaltCracka]

My boss is on maternity leave, which means myself, the other parlegal, and the one attorney in my department all have to pick up the slack, which is fine, it just means we all will be a little busy for a few weeks. But this chick(the parlegal) has zero composure, and has little or no multi-tasking skills, so she always looses her cool and stresses out, which results in her being a total stuck up bitch to me. I dislike her greatly, she went to WSU and was in a sorority, and speaks in the atypical dipshit valley girl talk. Drives me nuts.

I just had to vent.

[thomastem]

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My boss is on maternity leave, which means myself, the other parlegal, and the one attorney in my department all have to pick up the slack, which is fine, it just means we all will be a little busy for a few weeks. But this chick(the parlegal) has zero composure, and has little or no multi-tasking skills, so she always looses her cool and stresses out, which results in her being a total stuck up bitch to me. I dislike her greatly, she went to WSU and was in a sorority, and speaks in the atypical dipshit valley girl talk. Drives me nuts.

I just had to vent.

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My Bison in heat could retrain her.

[WEASEL45]

Who doesn't?

[MrGo]

I work FOR a total bitch:
Corporate America

[sublime]

try to bang her

if shes ugly just ignore her

[Boris]

If she's ugly, get drunk and then try to bang her.

[ThaSaltCracka]

she is actually pretty good looking.

typical pretty face with an empty head.

[MrGo]

If she's ugly, get drunk, bang her, then steal her purse.

[ThaSaltCracka]

you have a pretty pony.

[sublime]

parlegal,

x2

write her a love letter and it will drive her to suicide trying to decipher it

[TheRake]

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I work with a total bitch!

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Just one???

I work with like 12. The owner bangs one of them. She is like 3 bitches all by herself.

TheRake

[MrGo]

my pretty pony likes you.

come over tonight, big boy.

[ThaSaltCracka]

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my pretty pony likes you.

come over tonight, big boy.

[/ QUOTE ]
No thanks, it looks like you are having your period.

[MrGo]

LOL

[nolanfan34]

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I dislike her greatly, she went to WSU and was in a sorority, and speaks in the atypical dipshit valley girl talk.

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Hmm, I can think of a few sororities that come to mind. If she's a Coug, she can't be all that bad though. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[sublime]

dude, i cant belive you dont get along with a hot chick you work with. the workplace is sublimes favorite hunting ground. of course after banging them it creates a very odd situation

[ThaSaltCracka]

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Hmm, I can think of a few sororities that come to mind. If she's a Coug, she can't be all that bad though.

[/ QUOTE ] oh, she is..... /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[ThaSaltCracka]

my description probably doesn't give an accurate enough portrayal of who much of a bitch she is. Have you ever asked someone a question, and you know they hear you, and they completely ignore you? Or better yet, you ask them a question pertaining to one of there files, and their response is "Go ask (the boss) I am too busy". she is such a bitch!

This would be the girl that if you tried talking to her in a bar, she would give you one of those "ugh!" faces and walk away, sort of like "Pssssh, are you even trying to talk to me?!?!?!".

[MrGo]

You must be pretty ugly then...

[ThaSaltCracka]

/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Toro]

You're a paralegal? Your clients get billed for this? /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[ThaSaltCracka]

naw, I am not a parlegal. I am essentially a legal secretary /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[nolanfan34]

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This would be the girl that if you tried talking to her in a bar, she would give you one of those "ugh!" faces and walk away, sort of like "Pssssh, are you even trying to talk to me?!?!?!".

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Based on this, I've narrowed it down to a couple of certain sororities.

[ThaSaltCracka]

she told me once, but I quickly forgot which one.

[MrGo]

Go to her and say that a couple of your internet friends want to know which soriety she belonged to. I'm certain it won't go over THAT bad...

[B00T]

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of course after banging them it creates a very odd situation

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Try doing that and sending them along on their own merry way when you are finished with them. Then you find out they make up some bogus sexual harassment lawsuit againist you while they quit the company when they find out you are seein someone else a month after any encounters occurred.

Don't get involved with people from work. I'd rather have Chip Reese's seat in the ESPN Tournament of Champions with my life savings on the line than go through what I went through getting out of that mess.

[ThaSaltCracka]

I can give you her work e-mail address if you want to ask her.

[MrGo]

You better not, because I would - "And it's not even close."

[ThaSaltCracka]

I just asked her if she wants to bang, she said yes. Be back in 45 seconds.

[M2d]

I guess the consensus is "try to bang her"

[ThaSaltCracka]

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I just asked her if she wants to bang, she said yes. Be back in 45 seconds.

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whew, and I am spent!!

[daryn]

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My boss is on maternity leave, which means myself, the other parlegal, and the one attorney in my department all have to pick up the slack, which is fine, it just means we all will be a little busy for a few weeks. But this chick(the parlegal) has zero composure, and has little or no multi-tasking skills, so she always looses her cool and stresses out, which results in her being a total stuck up bitch to me. I dislike her greatly, she went to WSU and was in a sorority, and speaks in the atypical dipshit valley girl talk. Drives me nuts.

I just had to vent.

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i hate the whole maternity leave thing. it's ok if you need time off because you made the choice to have a baby, but to get paid for it is totally ludicrous.

[ThaSaltCracka]

I agree, plus all three of us have to pick up the slack. You know who picks up my slack if I go on vacation?....... No one /images/graemlins/mad.gif, damn broads.

[astroglide]

this circles back to another thread. inequities in the maternity leave system could be used as a bargaining chip to secure anal sex during a woman's period.

[spamuell]

Hi daryn,

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i hate the whole maternity leave thing. it's ok if you need time off because you made the choice to have a baby, but to get paid for it is totally ludicrous.

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What about women who either are single mothers or whose partner does not earn, or does not earn enough and thus cannot afford to take time off work?

You realise you're effectively saying that women in low paying jobs should not be allowed to have kids?

[astroglide]

i highly suggest you re-read my post and then consider your position

[spamuell]

i highly suggest you re-read my post and then consider your position

I'm intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

[Blarg]

I think he's saying that those women should just be willing to give up more anal sex, an impeccable argument that I think we can all get behind.

[kerssens]

Better to work with one bitch than an army of aggrivating people such as I....and you have that semi-hot girl from softball

[SlyAK]

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i hate the whole maternity leave thing. it's ok if you need time off because you made the choice to have a baby, but to get paid for it is totally ludicrous.

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How do you feel about the fact that people get bigger tax breaks when they have kids. Since having children is a choice, shouldnt they be financially able to support their children without any additional break from the government?

Sly

[daryn]

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Hi daryn,

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i hate the whole maternity leave thing. it's ok if you need time off because you made the choice to have a baby, but to get paid for it is totally ludicrous.

[/ QUOTE ]

What about women who either are single mothers or whose partner does not earn, or does not earn enough and thus cannot afford to take time off work?

You realise you're effectively saying that women in low paying jobs should not be allowed to have kids?

[/ QUOTE ]


she can have kids if she can afford to do so.

[Lawrence Ng]

Tell her to stfu and do her thang.

[ThaSaltCracka]

should I say "thang" too?