Nate tha' Great
11-02-2004, 04:06 AM
I.
Saddam is captured.
And Howard Dean? McGovern,
He. But with a scream!
Then Iraq descends,
Sadomasochistically.
And Kerry contends –
Anybody but
Anybody but
Anybody but
GWB.
(JFK
Would never
Have done it this way.)
Rove comprehends that
Sleeping elephants should be
Disturbed.
Swift Boat Veterans
Roar!
And the Convention is sea
Of Red, Red and Red.
II.
Articulation
Is not
A four-letter word.
(Kerry came to say)
Saddam
Is not
Osama
Baghdad
Is not
Oahu
The President
Is not
Presidential
Nine Eleven
Is not
An excuse
And I’ll
Give you
The Numbers.
III.
Forty-eight-point-
Six-six-six
Was the count in
Canton
Fifty-two-point-
Three-three-three,
The tally in
Tallahasse.
And what of the final score?
Yankee, doodle,
Boston, four.
Saddam is captured.
And Howard Dean? McGovern,
He. But with a scream!
Then Iraq descends,
Sadomasochistically.
And Kerry contends –
Anybody but
Anybody but
Anybody but
GWB.
(JFK
Would never
Have done it this way.)
Rove comprehends that
Sleeping elephants should be
Disturbed.
Swift Boat Veterans
Roar!
And the Convention is sea
Of Red, Red and Red.
II.
Articulation
Is not
A four-letter word.
(Kerry came to say)
Saddam
Is not
Osama
Baghdad
Is not
Oahu
The President
Is not
Presidential
Nine Eleven
Is not
An excuse
And I’ll
Give you
The Numbers.
III.
Forty-eight-point-
Six-six-six
Was the count in
Canton
Fifty-two-point-
Three-three-three,
The tally in
Tallahasse.
And what of the final score?
Yankee, doodle,
Boston, four.