Maxim Magazine article on Doug Christie

[WC64]

Does anyone get Maxim? If so read the article on page 72 on Doug Christie in the November 2004 issue. If this doesn't make you sick I don't know what will.

[whiskeytown]

I'm thinking about getting that one...Laura Prepon never looked so hot as on that damned cover.

holy crap.

RB

[mikeyvegas]

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Does anyone get Maxim? If so read the article on page 72 on Doug Christie in the November 2004 issue. If this doesn't make you sick I don't know what will.

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Every story I've heard about Doug Christie makes me sick.

[ThaSaltCracka]

I think the article is exagerated. Chrisite is a playa from RB in seatown. My guess is his wife is a freak in bed. For those of you who don't know about seattle high school basketball. Ranier beach is one of the best schools in the area for b-ball. Jamal Crafword went to RB.

[submariner]

Who is Doug Christie?

[Sponger15SB]

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Who is Doug Christie?

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duhhhh hes the kicker for the new york buffalos /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Neil Stevens]

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Who is Doug Christie?

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He's the victim of the worst NBA officiating call I've seen in my lifetime. He sticks his face in close guarding Kobe Bryant, Bryant swings the ball across, smacking Christie in the nose with an elbow, and Christie is called for a foul.

[Sponger15SB]

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He's the victim of the worst NBA officiating call I've seen in my lifetime. He sticks his face in close guarding Kobe Bryant, Bryant swings the ball across, smacking Christie in the nose with an elbow, and Christie is called for a foul.

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Neil Stevens
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wtf is your problem man! /images/graemlins/confused.gif

I for one saw that as a good call by the refs

[Neil Stevens]

I know, I know... I'll normally take my loyal side on marginal calls, but that one was just so terrible, so blatant, that I couldn't over look it.

Plus that was during the Shaq vs Kobe stuff, and I always took Shaq's side.

[WC64]

I took the time to type out the article so everyone could read it lol.

B-BALL AND CHAIN

Think all NBA playas have five babymamas? Meet Doug Christie - the superwhipped exception.

Wilt Chamberlain must be spinning in his grave as Doug Christie, the Sacramento Kings guard, destroys everything the NBA stands for.

"Every conversation I've ever had with a woman since we've been married," Doug bragged to The New York Times, "my wife knows about." And it ain't by choice. "Doug is allowed to look at females," Jackie Christie explained. " I just prefered he didn't.

What in the name of Shawn Kemp is going on? Surely, she must be kidding. "If (a female reporter) wants an interview, "Jackie told Kings officials, "I will attend it with my husband so there can be no games."

But when you're hanging with the Christie's, there are always games ... and games within games: At least 50 times during every Kings game, Doug extends his left fist, pointing his pinkie and index finger to the rafters. Why? "Just to let my wife know I love her."

This is the same wife who reportedly had a woman fired (the woman is now suing the Kings) for giving Doug a phone message. The same wife who nearly attacked a young autograph-seeker in Toronto. "I put my hand up and told her to back off, really loud," she bragged afterward. "My voice was like a demon's. But she was touching someone she shouldn't have been."

And the same wife who escorts Doug to and from the arena drives her car behind the team bus on road trips, forcing Doug to talk to her all the way on his cell phone.

"If you could feel as good as I feel." Doug says, "you'd be whipped, too." Hey Kobe, you listening?

[youtalkfunny]

The Sports Guy is always ripping on Christie, and I never really knew why.

Now I do.

[Edge34]

There was a thread about sports cliches a few days ago, and the "I couldn't have done this without" so-and-so came up...

In Christie's case, he really COULDN'T do it without his wife...the nag wouldn't let him! Seriously, going insane on a FAN asking for an autograph? Good lord, this woman's wound way too tight for living...someone said she's a freak in bed, and I sure hope so, otherwise Doug's getting SERIOUSLY shafted.

Of course, being from Minnesota and not being a Kings fan, this story makes me laugh...a lot.

-Edge

[ThaSaltCracka]

How can anyone be a kings fan anyway? I [censored] hate Chris Webber.

[Michael Davis]

I read a story once about the discovery of a detached penis on a sidewalk. Now I know who it came from.

-Michael

[ThaSaltCracka]

you read a story or you heard a story? /images/graemlins/cool.gif

[Michael Davis]

Look, it was a bet, just leave me alone...

-Michael

[ThaSaltCracka]

haha, I am assuming you are familiar with the song, right?

[Michael Davis]

No, honestly I'm not sure to what you are referring, except that if it's in a song it's possible I heard it there and am conveniently making the rest up, especially since I don't remember reading or hearing the story.

-Michael

[ThaSaltCracka]

go download Butthole Surfers "Detachable Penis". Its a pretty funny song.