Late minute Halloween costume

[Nate tha' Great]

I just found out that I party that I'm going to tomorrow night will require a costume.

I need something that:

a) Will take me no longer than 1 hour to purchase or prepare.
b) Will not substantially reduce my chances of getting laid.

Any suggestions?

-Nate

[slickpoppa]

I am going to a party tonight dressed as Maverick from Top Gun. My costume consists of a tight white t-shirt, jeans, and a pair of sunglasses purchased at CVS.

[Lawrence Ng]

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a) Will take me no longer than 1 hour to purchase or prepare.
b) Will not substantially reduce my chances of getting laid.

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Go as a Firefighter.

[Clarkmeister]

I don't know if that meets the first criteria, but damn, that's a great choice to fit the second criteria.

[namknils]

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I don't know if that meets the first criteria, but damn, that's a great choice to fit the second criteria.

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I hear that.

(nice avatar btw /images/graemlins/grin.gif)

[sublime]

LMAO!!

Nice avatar and loc!

[blackaces13]

Be Borat from the Ali G show. If you've ever seen it it shouldn't be hard and anyone who actually knows who you are supposed to be will think its great.

[ArchAngel71857]

color your face brown.

go shitfaced.

-AA

[liquidboss]

I have the best last minute costume ever. Get a cardboard box, suspend it around your midsection, and staple or glue some furry carpet on the front. You are now a hairy box.The girls either love or hate this costume. I've had many bad looks when I explain it but I've also had the response, "Let me show you my shaved box." Works for me!!!

[NotMitch]

A ref, go to a sporting goods store buy the shirt and a whistle. Drink a lot. Blow the whistle.

[tolbiny]

encourage girls to also blow your whistle...

[bosoxfan]

if you have a suit wear it with a superman t-shirt underneath and go as Clark Kent. When people ask who you are supposed to be open the shirt and show them.

[Slacker13]

I once put on a stethascope, a doctors type jacket and put a name tag that read "Doctor Ben Dover - Gynecologist" . I wore it behind the bar when I was bartending, went over well there.

[sfer]

The old cliche is wearing medical scrubs. I can't imagine that, given how tired that costume idea has become, it helps with getting laid, but there are plenty of other incredibly dumb things that seem to work okay so it can't hurt.

[nolanfan34]

I'd just print out a screenshot of your Party/Empire cashier window. That will get you laid, Nate.

[dr. klopek]

Don't go as Osama Bin Laden. I tried it once. Let's just say I didn't get laid.

[Alobar]

one year I was exceptionally lazy, so all I did was go to WALmart and buy a beanie baby that was a parrot, and an eye patch. I Duck taped (this is the keypart) the parrots feet to my t-shirt so he sat on my shoulder, and wore the eye patch. Viola! I'm a pirate. The chicks seemed to dig it because it was so obviously lame and last minute (duck tape!) but very original and "cute". I also got to use the parrot voice all night "*squack* <insert something laced with sexual innuendo here> *squack*" Which I gotta admit was suprisingly fun, but im sure that had lots to do with the large consumption of alcohol /images/graemlins/smile.gif

This one isnt likely to get you laid per say, but its quick, and I thought was funny as hell. Go as a "Mormon" All you need is a bicycle helmet, a white short sleeved dress shirt and tie, and a backpack

[slickpoppa]

Also check these out:
http://www.thestranger.com/current/special.html

[Nate tha' Great]

I decided to dress as something truly scary, a Repulblican. This involved glueing a blue beanie-baby elephant onto a top hat and wearing a jacket and tie. I thought it was very clever.

However, it did not go over that well. Here are some summary statistics:

Cost of Costume (CoC): $74.06
Hours expended in Developing Costume (HDC): 2.2
Pieces of Ass Attained (PAA): 0.00.

In my defense, at least 40% of the attendees of the party that I was at were lesibans.

[Alobar]

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In my defense, at least 40% of the attendees of the party that I was at were lesibans.

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You need to practice better table selection /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Gamblor]

I went as Johnny Damon, beard, hair and uniform.

I did not get laid.