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Tyler Durden
10-29-2004, 01:29 PM
Discuss.

Sponger15SB
10-29-2004, 01:32 PM
1-2x

I've got a girlfriend.

tek
10-29-2004, 01:51 PM
Zero--I've got a good looking girlfriend /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

beerbandit
10-29-2004, 01:52 PM
15-20

i just broke up with my girlfriend

cheers
beer

SnakeRat
10-29-2004, 01:58 PM
6ish solo.

wacki
10-29-2004, 02:00 PM
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2planka
10-29-2004, 02:17 PM
150-200x

I'm married.

wacki
10-29-2004, 02:24 PM
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2planka
10-29-2004, 02:27 PM
Thanks. I get turned on whenever I see my right hand naked.

Topflight
10-29-2004, 02:46 PM
Is there a solution to kilgore's problem? It seems pretty common. How long do you try to work on your wife before you give up and get sex elsewhere?

Obviously cheating is bad, but in some cases it seems inevitable. I watched this show, "Diary of an Affair" the other day. The one couple I saw seemed to have a much more exciting life after the husband cheated.

I realize that an affair is a risky solution, but desperate times call for desperate measures. I can't imagine not being able to talk through a drought and rekindle the flame. Is it really worth hanging on to the marriage if it makes your life boring, routine, and sexless?

I've been with my gf for 2 years, we broke up for a week and both of us almost died. I can't imagine what the attachment will be like 2 more years from now or even longer.

Can't you just rent some porn, that usually gets things going. Or is this one of those cases where you wouldn't even want to have sex with her, hahaha. I know my mom and stepdad are like that. I don't think they'd even want to have sex with each other.

Sponger15SB
10-29-2004, 02:56 PM
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Zero--I've got a good looking girlfriend /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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lol, i gotta admit that is pretty funny.

Sponger15SB
10-29-2004, 02:59 PM
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15-20

i just broke up with my girlfriend

cheers
beer

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wow thats crazy! i think i've only wacked it 3x in a day probably 4 times in my life.

daveymck
10-29-2004, 03:11 PM
I laughed at Kilgores answer I suspect it is half tounge in cheek.

Two years to be honest is nothing, give it a couple more years and the initial stuff wears off to a point and you get on more with life, having kids etc etc.

Sex is there but its not as important maybe as when first get together, but it does tend to be better.

Unfortunatly life tend to get routine again especially when have kids and has ups and downs and better and worse times, does that mean you have to end it or run off and stick your dick in someone else, maybe or maybe not some people do that and later realise its a big mistake.

As other things come into life, kids etc your priorities etc change, you will see once living together and with kids etc, just cos not having as much sex does not mean life is any less fulfilling, in my experience anyway.

tek
10-29-2004, 03:17 PM
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...just cos not having as much sex does not mean life is any less fulfilling, in my experience anyway.

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Ok. Now, anyone from a part of the world where sex matters care to chime in? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Topflight
10-29-2004, 03:23 PM
Up until recently I lived with my gf, we lived together for about a year and a half. It was a much more fulfilling experience than anything I ever got out of going to parties and hooking up. I do see myself marrying her and I believe that we have a level of communication that would prevent any of these disasters from happening to us. I don't believe I am capable of an affair, but neither do most people that have them.

The show claimed that 60% of married men have an affair and 40% of married women do. That seems very high to me, but not unbelievable.

daveymck
10-29-2004, 04:45 PM
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...just cos not having as much sex does not mean life is any less fulfilling, in my experience anyway.

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Ok. Now, anyone from a part of the world where sex matters care to chime in? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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What do you mean I thought the average american of an age to have been married for seven years has to lift flaps of fat to find the right spots. Surely that puts you right off. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

You have to know over here we pretend we are prim and proper but behnd closed doors it all goes on. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

dr. klopek
10-29-2004, 04:47 PM
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Obviously cheating is bad, but in some cases it seems inevitable. I watched this show, "Diary of an Affair" the other day. The one couple I saw seemed to have a much more exciting life after the husband cheated.

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Getting caught is bad.
Have you seen "Seeing Other People?" Jay Mohr's in it, but it's not that bad and it's along these lines of "spicing things up" by, you guessed it, seeing other people.

dr. klopek
10-29-2004, 05:06 PM
Oh, and as for the original post, my answer has an equation:

#of girls I see in a dayX#of times it is physically possible to masturbate in a day(sleep, work, and other factors included)/# of days in a week.

I am very lonely.

2planka
10-30-2004, 08:03 AM
I was joking, Top. Fact is, my wife and I are very happy, very into each other, and wholly committed to one another. We don't get nasty as often as we used to, but that's due mainly to our schedules (working long hours, getting up early, etc.) and our ability to be intimate in other ways. Been married for three years and they've been the best years of my life.

Now back to being silly. If anyone is interested in a good laugh, check out the british TV show "Coupling." Laugh f-ing riot.

Lawrence Ng
10-30-2004, 08:10 AM
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Usually once an hour.. by now 234 times..hold on..make that 235 (just finished) /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

tolbiny
10-30-2004, 11:12 AM
"15-20"

Yeah, that's pretty close to an average week, but i would extend my range to 10-25 depending on the weather. (I've never had a girlfriend)

miajag81
10-30-2004, 11:42 AM
Anywhere from zero to 10, depending on whether my girlfriend is in town.

augie00
10-30-2004, 11:46 AM
1-2. I'm in college with a roommate. If you're not careful, you can run into a sticky situation.

tolbiny
10-30-2004, 12:13 PM
does playing golf count as masturbating?

Pirc Defense
10-30-2004, 02:01 PM
Have no or will no women respond to this thread?

ilya
10-30-2004, 03:13 PM
I masturbate almost as much when I have a GF / when she's around. Never realized I was in the minority there.

This thread reminds me of that skit. The multiple choice question thing? "'Do you masturbate a, never - b, rarely - c, occasionally - d, often?' 'Uh...c...sometimes....[long pause]...how many times is often?'" You know what I'm talking about?

ssomega
11-06-2004, 06:24 PM
I only like myself as a friend.

BusterStacks
11-06-2004, 06:45 PM
7-10. I dont see what having a girlfriend has to do with it, aren't they only there to spend money? or are they supposed to serve some other purpose I dont know about...

Blarg
11-06-2004, 08:32 PM
You mean myself?