The pulsating bubble dick

[Topflight]

My brother used to tell me about this childhood memory he had. In elementary school, while relieving himself, he accidently glances over at the urinal next to him and sees something he would never forget. The kid next to him had this little bubble on the end of his penis that would expand and contract with the flow of his urine.

Does anyone else have any messed up childhood memories like this?

[tek]

My cousins used to live in East Grand Forks. There was this kid who didn't have a head on his dik. He would show everyone at the city pool... /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[beerbandit]

maybe he just had an anteater?


cheers
beer

[daryn]

your brother is gay i think. nobody accidentally looks /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[Sponger15SB]

back when I was 13 I woke up in the night in pain and had the most gigantic zit on the side of my wang, literally like made it crooked.

Had to have been like the length/size of a sunflower seed and pretty thick.

[Mars357]

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the most gigantic zit on the side of my wang, literally like made it crooked.

Had to have been like the length/size of a sunflower seed and pretty thick.

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DUDE!! I hope the woman or women in your life don't read this forum.. If they do, you've had your LAST blow job!!

[ThaSaltCracka]

don't you need to have your first in order to have had your last?

[beerbandit]

damn thats a small wang

cheers
beer

[blackaces13]

Umm, just out of curiosity what ever happened with that?

Err, my friend wants to know.

[Sponger15SB]

nothing.

everything was/is fine.

[Duke]

Did you lance it or something?

Sounds like the makings of some medieval torture.

No, I don't know a porn term for lancing an enormous zit on the side of your wang.

~D

[Sponger15SB]

Oh yeah and a few months ago my nut was swelling up a little bit and after a few days of like massaging it and uh putting it in a cup of hot water I went to the hosptial and I was told I had "epididymitis" which I think can also be associated with gonnoreah or the clap.... but since i've had a girlfriend for the past 2 years and have only had sex with 1 girl in my life the doctor told me not to worry

getting an ultrasound of my nut from a hot female nurse was certainly interesting though.

"so whats your major.... oh hold on a sec lemme put on some more jell **squirt**"

it was pretty painful so the doc prescribed me some vicodin...haha

[daryn]

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but since i've had a girlfriend for the past 2 years and have only had sex with 1 girl in my life the doctor told me not to worry

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yeah but how many people has SHE had sex with? that's important.

[Sponger15SB]

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yeah but how many people has SHE had sex with? that's important.

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none

[Tyler Durden]

yea but what's the real number?

[daryn]

i've heard you have to always use a modifier of +1 then x3

[Topflight]

"your brother is gay i think. nobody accidentally looks "

I imagine it's possible, but I'm not putting any money on it.

I think he told me the kid's name was Daryn, and that he used to carry burritos and beer bottles in front of his face to hide his giant mole.

[daryn]

weird, same name as me

[Topflight]

But the dude was skinny and always getting laid, so don't take credit for the bubble dude.

[daryn]

nice edit job, but your attempted joke is still super weak!

also i'm mole free.

[Topflight]

god damn you reply fast

[daryn]

yeah i'm closely monitoring the world series thread

[Sponger15SB]

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yea but what's the real number?

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for real. its zero. her dad is a pastor, religious stuff sorta stuck, she for some reason wants to wait until she gets married...

but its perfectly acceptable that she swears, doesn't pray/read her bible/go to church, drinks, smokes weed sometimes, etc.

anyways thats another thread for another day but its the sad sad truth of my life that i haven't had sex in 2 years.

[tripdad]

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yea but what's the real number?

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for real. its zero. her dad is a pastor, religious stuff sorta stuck, she for some reason wants to wait until she gets married...

but its perfectly acceptable that she swears, doesn't pray/read her bible/go to church, drinks, smokes weed sometimes, etc.

anyways thats another thread for another day but its the sad sad truth of my life that i haven't had sex in 2 years.

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she could have anal sex and still be a "virgin". what do you think muslim girls do for sex? and they could be KILLED for having it! you should hammer home that point EVERY DAY. do not relent.

cheers!

[Sponger15SB]

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she could have anal sex and still be a "virgin". what do you think muslim girls do for sex? and they could be KILLED for having it! you should hammer home that point EVERY DAY. do not relent.

cheers!

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trust me i've tried that too. i can barely get a tea bag going.... however for some reason she enjoys titty [censored].

weird girl i'll tell you.

[tripdad]

get it started with a wet finger up "there"

cheers!

[Sponger15SB]

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get it started with a wet finger up "there"

cheers!

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tried that too. did the shocker for a little bit when we were drunk and "i didn't know what i was doing".... she was not impressed.

[Boris]

No. Nope. No memories like that. You must be a real freak.