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BottlesOf
10-22-2004, 11:32 AM
Here's the deal:

Joe is a dirty Pats fan, and I love the Jets. These two teams are the best in the AFC (at least in the loss column) and they are playing this week in Foxboro. Therefore, I asked Joe for a friendly wager. We've decided to share it with you because...well here it is:

If the Jets win:

-Joe pays me $50 ($25 of which he kind of owes me)

-I get two 1 hour sessions with Joe sweating/playing with/tutoring me at 5/10.

-I am Joe's daddy.



If the Pats win:

-No money exchanges hands and the $25 he kind of owes me is forgiven.

-I change my avatar for one week or 25 legitimate posts (whichever takes longer) to any avatar he chooses. The only stipulation is it can't be somethingobscene that could get me banned.

-I have to buy Joe a Red Sox/Pats trinket. Something of small value, maybe something he can use to protect his cards.

asofel
10-22-2004, 11:53 AM
[ QUOTE ]
Here's the deal:

Joe is a dirty Pats fan, and I love the Jets. These two teams are the best in the AFC (at least in the loss column) and they are playing this week in Foxboro. Therefore, I asked Joe for a friendly wager. We've decided to share it with you because...well here it is:

If the Jets win:

-Joe pays me $50 ($25 of which he kind of owes me)

-I get two 1 hour sessions with Joe sweating/playing with/tutoring me at 5/10.

-I am Joe's daddy.



If the Pats win:

-No money exchanges hands and the $25 he kind of owes me is forgiven.

-I change my avatar for one week or 25 legitimate posts (whichever takes longer) to any avatar he chooses. The only stipulation is it can't be somethingobscene that could get me banned.

-I have to buy Joe a Red Sox/Pats trinket. Something of small value, maybe something he can use to protect his cards.

[/ QUOTE ]

I'd start looking for ideas at redsox.com ;-)

IndieMatty
10-22-2004, 11:56 AM
Jets win 28-17.

I want to skip to Sunday right now.

Edit: Next avatar will be the final score instead of Lundberg on the tube.

BottlesOf
10-22-2004, 12:00 PM
Hey, "Why not us?"

sfer
10-22-2004, 12:06 PM
Football is lame. Kickboxing is the sport of the future.

asofel
10-22-2004, 12:08 PM
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Football is lame. Kickboxing is the sport of the future.

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lol, great reply

asofel
10-22-2004, 12:08 PM
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Hey, "Why not us?"

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The Pats can't lose after what the sox just did...although, that would be about right for the typical Boston sports fan...

Bluffoon
10-22-2004, 12:21 PM
How about Ray Lewis against the kickboxer of your choice?

At worst I'd get to see Ray get his butt kicked.

nothumb
10-22-2004, 12:23 PM
Good luck Joe!

I think we should be looking to Clark's GOT avatar thread for inspiration here.

NT

BottlesOf
10-22-2004, 12:25 PM
Link please /images/graemlins/grin.gif

bunky9590
10-22-2004, 12:27 PM
to me doesn't matter who wins. Because the Eagles are gonna beat both of you this year anyway.

But, Pats by 7. End of file.

nothumb
10-22-2004, 12:40 PM
My bad, it's still on the front page of the OOT forum. I don't actually remember how to link to another thread anyway - how does that work?

NT

BottlesOf
10-22-2004, 12:51 PM
You right click on the thread in flat mode and get it's properties.

The best thing about that thread is if Joe just takes one from there (which we know he's read) that's just lame.

Holm Fries
10-22-2004, 01:22 PM
Please tell me you at least got point.

Go Vikes.

HF

sthief09
10-22-2004, 01:30 PM
I'm a pessimist but I don't think the Jets have much of a chance /images/graemlins/frown.gif despite their record and the way they've been playing (aside from the 49ers game) I just feel like they aren't as good as they've been playing...

also I remember IMing you last night but you'll have to tell me what was said because I'm trying to rehash my night last night. no one seems to know what happened or where we went or any of that

IndieMatty
10-22-2004, 01:41 PM
Was that you I saw throwing up outside of SoHa last night?

If Joe Benigo says he has a good feeling about Sunday, I believe him.

Joe Tall
10-22-2004, 03:26 PM
I forgot about this already, but you NY people need something to hang on to as there is a bigger game in town on Sunday.

And I'll be right where my Location says I'll be!

Go Sox!
-Joe Tall

sfer
10-22-2004, 03:51 PM
Aren't you supposed to make a wager with Clark?

BottlesOf
10-22-2004, 04:26 PM
HAHA, I remember SoHa...been there a couple times...See you in a few Josh...

JTG51
10-22-2004, 04:45 PM
When I read the subject line, I was really hoping that you two were going to fight.

-I get two 1 hour sessions with Joe sweating/playing with/tutoring me at 5/10.

Looks like you get F'ed whether the Jets win or lose. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

bisonbison
10-22-2004, 06:03 PM
Anyone wanna set up some bets for this hectic season?

I'd be happy to bet a parlay of Kerry and the Sox winning if someone wants to give me some action (I will risk no more than $20 but I will do something embarrassing).

bunky9590
10-23-2004, 07:37 AM
[ QUOTE ]
-I get two 1 hour sessions with Joe sweating/playing with/tutoring me at 5/10.

Looks like you get F'ed whether the Jets win or lose.

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Glad I wasn't the first one to say that. but , Boy was I thinking the same thing. /images/graemlins/blush.gif

Joe Tall
10-23-2004, 01:13 PM
Looks like you get F'ed whether the Jets win or lose

Shows how much confindence you have in your game since you had a hand in building mine. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Go Sox!
-Joe Tall

Joe Tall
10-23-2004, 01:14 PM
Glad I wasn't the first one to say that. but , Boy was I thinking the same thing

You two are relentless. Trust me I have plenty of bunky in my game, so watch what you say. Ask sublime, I raised him on the river the other night and folded to a three-bet.

Go Sox!
-Joe Tall

sublime
10-23-2004, 01:42 PM
You two are relentless. Trust me I have plenty of bunky in my game, so watch what you say. Ask sublime, I raised him on the river the other night and folded to a three-bet.

dude
you were drunk, and only remember that because I told you the next day. that being said, I am pretty sure you held the second nut flush and played it well.

joetall plays good, even trashed

sublime
10-23-2004, 01:43 PM
-I have to buy Joe a Red Sox/Pats trinket. Something of small value, maybe something he can use to protect his cards.

trinket is my new favorite word
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tripdad
10-23-2004, 02:48 PM
[ QUOTE ]
Anyone wanna set up some bets for this hectic season?

I'd be happy to bet a parlay of Kerry and the Sox winning if someone wants to give me some action (I will risk no more than $20 but I will do something embarrassing).

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what did you have in mind? i like the Sox to win, but Kerry is a loser, and will prove it Nov.2, baby. i'm so confident, i'll bet against the Sox and go with the Cards if i must.

cheers!

JTG51
10-23-2004, 04:00 PM
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Looks like you get F'ed whether the Jets win or lose

Shows how much confindence you have in your game since you had a hand in building mine. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Go Sox!
-Joe Tall

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I take no responsibility for building anything. It's all Homer's fault. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

sthief09
10-23-2004, 05:51 PM
you insult my masculinity by suggesting I've been ever been there. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif besides, I thought that place closed down 2 years ago.

do you live in the area?

bunky9590
10-23-2004, 06:00 PM
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You two are relentless.

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Yes, but we still love you. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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Trust me I have plenty of bunky in my game, so watch what you say.

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Dude, I'm flattered. Seriously. Now I have to print this out and put it on my wall. /images/graemlins/blush.gif

Oh yeah, one last thing. Sox in 6.

Go Sox.
Have fun tonight.

Your friend,

Gregg

Joe Tall
10-25-2004, 03:01 AM
Wo0t! wo0T! Love them Pats!

Go Sox!
-Joe Tall

BottlesOf
10-25-2004, 03:04 AM
And thank you for text messaging me that 8 times tonite.

Evan
10-25-2004, 03:05 AM
I was hoping for something a little more creative (ala GoT's little pink pony).

BottlesOf
10-25-2004, 03:08 AM
Nah. Joe knows this hurts more than some stupid pony.

Joe Tall
10-25-2004, 03:08 AM
And thank you for text messaging me that 8 times tonite.

Wo0T! wo0T!

Go Sox!
-Joe Tall

Evan
10-25-2004, 03:12 AM
Eh, wanna make a bet on something this week? If I win there's gonna be a ponnyesq avatar on the horizon.

Joe Tall
10-25-2004, 03:19 AM
Joe knows this hurts more than some stupid pony.

Wo0T! wo0T!

Go Sox!
-Joe Tall

sublime
10-25-2004, 03:31 AM
Go Pats!

JBB- You seem cooler all of a sudden /images/graemlins/grin.gif

joker122
10-25-2004, 03:36 AM
I could have sworn you had a Jets avatar only yetsterday...

edit - i just read your post.

Evan
10-25-2004, 04:37 AM
What's the matter Chris? Afraid of a pony?

GuyOnTilt
10-25-2004, 04:44 AM
What's the matter Chris? Afraid of a pony?

I know I'm not. Ponies rule!

GoT

Evan
10-25-2004, 04:51 AM
Although ponies may indeed rule is there any chance your jumping dude could come back after your pennance is over? I miss that little guy.