01-17-2002, 04:59 AM
Dear Stud Forum Friends,
I shared part of this story with another forum. But since it is about Stud, I thought that I would take the liberty to share the entire story with you.
"Problems with your gambling call 1-800 xxxxxxxx"
Kirby and I had taken a break from the game, when we noticed that the Casino had put up a new poster.
It said "Are you are having a problem with your gambling? If so call our Gambling hot line at 1-800 xxxxxx We ARE HERE TO HELP Y O U solve your problem.
After we got back to the table, we asked the other stud players if they had seen the new poster. They all started shaking their heads no.
Then without saying anything, Kirby took out his cell phone and dialed the gambling 1 800 number.
He then said into his phone "Have I reached the 'Do you have a problem with your gambling hot line."
"Good he said. I'm glad that I reached you."
Kirby then said: "My problem is that whenever I come out raising with a pair of aces, and my opponent pairs his door card. And then he comes right back at me with a double bet. I can't decide if I should fold or re-raise?"
Well by now the entire table is roaring with laughter.
Then we could tell that Kirby was intently listening to something that the operator was saying because he was concentrating and nodding his head.
Then he started laughing, and said into the phone "Thank you, Thank you very much, I can't tell you how much I appreciate your service."
Then Kirby sat down started smiling, looks around the table and doesn't say a word.
"For the love of God," Jack finally said.
"Kirby how DID the 'gambling problem answer line' operator answer your question"
Kirby laughed and said: "The operator said that he was a recovering compulsive gambler. BUT that even when he had been out of control he wouldn't have been re-raising paired door cards!"
Some where there is a moral to this story
Most sincerely,
Doc AZ
I shared part of this story with another forum. But since it is about Stud, I thought that I would take the liberty to share the entire story with you.
"Problems with your gambling call 1-800 xxxxxxxx"
Kirby and I had taken a break from the game, when we noticed that the Casino had put up a new poster.
It said "Are you are having a problem with your gambling? If so call our Gambling hot line at 1-800 xxxxxx We ARE HERE TO HELP Y O U solve your problem.
After we got back to the table, we asked the other stud players if they had seen the new poster. They all started shaking their heads no.
Then without saying anything, Kirby took out his cell phone and dialed the gambling 1 800 number.
He then said into his phone "Have I reached the 'Do you have a problem with your gambling hot line."
"Good he said. I'm glad that I reached you."
Kirby then said: "My problem is that whenever I come out raising with a pair of aces, and my opponent pairs his door card. And then he comes right back at me with a double bet. I can't decide if I should fold or re-raise?"
Well by now the entire table is roaring with laughter.
Then we could tell that Kirby was intently listening to something that the operator was saying because he was concentrating and nodding his head.
Then he started laughing, and said into the phone "Thank you, Thank you very much, I can't tell you how much I appreciate your service."
Then Kirby sat down started smiling, looks around the table and doesn't say a word.
"For the love of God," Jack finally said.
"Kirby how DID the 'gambling problem answer line' operator answer your question"
Kirby laughed and said: "The operator said that he was a recovering compulsive gambler. BUT that even when he had been out of control he wouldn't have been re-raising paired door cards!"
Some where there is a moral to this story
Most sincerely,
Doc AZ