How the Red Sox will rip out their fans' hearts this year

[CCass]

The Sox will win game 7 tonight, making the greatest comeback in baseball history. The Astro's will beat St. Louis tonight, and the WS will be Astro's vs. Red Sox.

Clemens will win game 1 pitching a no-hitter. He will then close out the series by pitching in game 5 again pitching a no-no. Clemens will be the WS MVP, and will be cursed in Boston for the next 100 years.

[MrGo]

Yankees win tonight. Lowe will not perform.

[TomCollins]

Boston will be up by a rediculous amount of runs in the 9th. The Yanks will tie it up in the bottom, but somehow the Yankees will get screwed on a bad call or unlucky play.

The game will go to 22 innings, scoreless the entire way. The Red Sox will explode in the top of the 22nd and score a run, and be ready to celebrate. But they are out of pitches, and Manny Ramirez is called in to pitch. He manages to get 2 outs, but then walks the next 6 runners to give the Yankees the trip to the Series.

[PhatTBoll]

Clemens throws a perfect Game 7 in Fenway, final score 1-0. He then personally ball-taps every Red Sox fan in attendance.

[daryn]

the sox own clemens by the way

[PhatTBoll]

Obviously my prediction was in jest. Just giving a scenario that would be the most likely to demoralize and dehumanize Sox fans.
Honestly I couldn't care less who wins the World Series this year, as long as it isn't the Jankees. Or should it be Hankies after last night's whining?

[Kurn, son of Mogh]

I disagree. Clemens will win 2 games but not be MVP. To add insult to injury, Jeff Bagwell will be MVP. /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[nolanfan34]

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I disagree. Clemens will win 2 games but not be MVP. To add insult to injury, Jeff Bagwell will be MVP. /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

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Now THAT is funny.

[MtnDave]

Clemens pitching game 7 - a break for the AL

[CCass]

I hadn't thought about that. Good Call Kurn.

[Chipr777]

Whatcha got to say now? :-)