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10-19-2004, 09:49 AM
(after Empire cheer to start things off)

Ramiri (Supervisor): Home Office says we are doing very good work, but they will be forced to cut our pay soon if rake-thieves continue to close accounts. Any questions?

Srini (Customer Care Specialist): I have a man who keeps threatening to close his account because of pop-ups. What should I tell him?

Ramiri: Tell him recent poll indicates 97% of players want frequent pop-ups. (hahahahahahahahahahah)

All: hahahahahahahahahah

Srini (confused): But what if he still wants to close his account?

Ramiri: Only rake-thieves want to close accounts. Do you want pay-cut?

Srini (embarrased): No, of course not.

Ramiri: Then freeze his account for 6 months.

Srini (smiles): Thank you, Ramiri, I understand now.

All: hahahahahahahahahahahah /images/graemlins/grin.gif /images/graemlins/grin.gif

MicroBob
10-19-2004, 04:07 PM
Kinda surprised nobody responded.
I thought this was pretty funny.

10-19-2004, 07:36 PM
So did I--perhaps we share a uniquely warped sense of humor. /images/graemlins/grin.gif