dogmeat
10-17-2004, 01:47 PM
Stolen from my Critical Thinking class -
Welfare Department quotes from letters:
In accordance with your instructions, I have given birth to twins in the enclosed envelope.
I cannot get sick pay. I have six children. Can you tell me why?
This is my eighth child. What are you going to do about it?
Mrs. Jones has not had any clothes for a year and has been visited regularly by the clergy.
I want my money as quick as I can get it. I've been in bed with the doctor for two weeks and he doesn't do me any good.
You have changed my little boy to a girl. Will this make a difference?
Now go back to your tables in a relaxed frame of mind. Poker is not everyting, life is. Enjoy.
Dogmeat /images/graemlins/spade.gif
Welfare Department quotes from letters:
In accordance with your instructions, I have given birth to twins in the enclosed envelope.
I cannot get sick pay. I have six children. Can you tell me why?
This is my eighth child. What are you going to do about it?
Mrs. Jones has not had any clothes for a year and has been visited regularly by the clergy.
I want my money as quick as I can get it. I've been in bed with the doctor for two weeks and he doesn't do me any good.
You have changed my little boy to a girl. Will this make a difference?
Now go back to your tables in a relaxed frame of mind. Poker is not everyting, life is. Enjoy.
Dogmeat /images/graemlins/spade.gif