Greatest Celebrity Poker Line Ever

[andyfox]

Good looking girl, I think her name is Sarah Geller, needs to suck out on the river. She crawls on the table, rubbing her breasts on it, much to the delight of her two male opponents. The river card is dealt on her back. She loses.

In the green room, the host says, "The river came down on the small of your back."

She replies, "Aah, if I had a nickel . . . "

[whiskeytown]

Sarah Michelle Gellar? -

ah.....<drool> - must watch Celebrity Poker Showdown...

RB

[nolanfan34]

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Sarah Michelle Gellar? -

ah.....<drool> - must watch Celebrity Poker Showdown...

RB

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Ditto. /images/graemlins/blush.gif

Funny line, I wonder what husband Freddy thinks of that.

[mike l.]

i knew there was a reason i dont let my kids watch that show.

[astroglide]

that is an awesome line. keep posting highlights because i can't stand the show anymore!

[uuDevil]

That's Sarah Silverman. Very cute. Dirty mouth. Yum.

[fsuplayer]

i knew there was a reason i dont let my kids watch that show.

when your kids understand that joke is when you really need to get worried.

[beernutz]

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That's Sarah Silverman. Very cute. Dirty mouth. Yum.

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Now that makes a hella lot more sense than Sarah M. Geller.

[Rick Nebiolo]

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i knew there was a reason i dont let my kids watch that show.

when your kids understand that joke is when you really need to get worried.

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i don't understand the joke. should i be worried? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

~ rick

[HUSKER'66]

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i knew there was a reason i dont let my kids watch that show.

when your kids understand that joke is when you really need to get worried.

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i don't understand the joke. should i be worried? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

~ rick

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Nah....you're just old. /images/graemlins/wink.gif Just think back on ZZ Top's song, "She wore a pearl necklace"....same subject, different location.

Positions my good man, positions! /images/graemlins/wink.gif

Husker

[jakethebake]

Don't tell me I missed that! My wife turned the channel to watch ER.

[jakethebake]

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That's Sarah Silverman. Very cute. Dirty mouth. Yum.

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Gotta love the dirty dirty girls.

[Andy B]

I do believe that it was Rick who said that all of his fantasies are in the missionary position.

[wayabvpar]

http://www.ny-entertainment.com/new/headshots/silvermanSarah.jpg

Good looking AND funny. My wife and I lauged like hell when she said that. Celebrity Poker is great entertainment; just not too high on the poker content. The double (single) entendres fly.

[astroglide]

less surprising coming from her. fyi, she's been dating jimmy kimmel for years.

[jakethebake]

sn't Jimmy Kimmel married?

[wayabvpar]

Not any more. Can you see why? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[astroglide]

yeah i think so. i'm trying to remember the details. he had an interview in playboy. i believe they've been separated for years. but i also recall him saying that he hadn't had sex in a really long time (many years).

[jakethebake]

She catch him with one of the Juggies?

[Gator]

Here was another good give and take on celebrity poker. Sorry I don't remember the individuals involved.

Funny guy in late position has it folded to him and starts staring down the big blind (a really funny female comedian).

The female says - "are you staring at my breasts or my cards."
The guy says, "they're both little"
She looks taken back
He then says "your cards I mean, you have two little cards"

[andyfox]

As Andrew Dice Clay used to say, "In your crack or up your back."

With apologies to the censors.

[jakethebake]

Watch it. That'll get you banned from MTV.

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As Andrew Dice Clay used to say, "In your crack or up your back."

With apologies to the censors.

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[Rick Nebiolo]

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I do believe that it was Rick who said that all of his fantasies are in the missionary position.

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Not quite true. Just my sexual fantasies /images/graemlins/grin.gif

~ Rick

[WEASEL45]

it was jerome bettis i think

[Kevmath]

It was Jerome Bettis and Wanda Sykes.

Kevin...

[Lazymeatball]

Sarah Silvermen has been passed around more comics than Richard Pryors crack pipe. The short list includes Colin Quinn, Dave Attell, Jimmy Kimmel, and possibly Seinfeld. I'd say her hotness is compareable to Erin Ness, but her humor makes her much more attractive. Can Daryn weigh in on this?

[KingMarc]

After she got elim'd, when commenting on being on the table she said something to the effect of

"I hate my theighs. But I love my vagina."

Christopher Meloni's face was priceless /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[34TheTruth34]

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i knew there was a reason i dont let my kids watch that show.

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yeah, that show and "Playmakers" are really ruining TV for the children out there...

[Enon]

If anyone is interested in seeing more of Sarah Silverman (as well as watching some of the best sketch comedy ever made) they should check out/buy seasons 2 and 3 of Mr. Show on Dvd.

[genie]

The greatest line ever was when the host told that bloke from CSI Miami when he was eliminated on the first hand, that he had prematurley ejactulated his chips over the player that had knocked him out. Thats really funny. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Sundevils21]

On a hotness scale of 1-10...

Sarah Michele Geller: 7
Sarah Silverman: 5
Erin Ness: 6

(This is my opinion. I will, of course, wait for Daryn's response in this thread to see what the FACTS actually are. Dman?)

[nolanfan34]

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Sarah Michele Geller: 7
Sarah Silverman: 5
Erin Ness: 6

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If Geller ate something and put on about 15 lbs, she'd be an 8 easily, probably a 9. IMO.

[fsuplayer]

8
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[daryn]

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Sarah Silvermen has been passed around more comics than Richard Pryors crack pipe. The short list includes Colin Quinn, Dave Attell, Jimmy Kimmel, and possibly Seinfeld. I'd say her hotness is compareable to Erin Ness, but her humor makes her much more attractive. Can Daryn weigh in on this?

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i love that broad