Tilting? Read a few great lines................

[dogmeat]

If you are tilting a little, reduce your stress level with a few laughs (if you do not find these funny, it is too late for you, sorry).

Taken from actual insurance forms regarding accident claims:

1) An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle, and vanished.

2) The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of the way, when it struck my front end.

3) I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel.

4) To avoid hitting the car in front of me, I struck the pedestrian.

5) The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.

6) I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law in the front seat with me, and headed for the embankment.

Hey, don't tilt, it only hurts your bankroll. Have a good day. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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[BradleyT]

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5) The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.

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[SpaceAce]

Wow, now this is a real oldie. Where did you find this list? It's missing some of the best ones such as the one about the "sad faced old gentleman" bouncing off the hood of her car and the one about the pedestrian who kept zig-zagging so the driver "had to swerve several times" before hitting him.

SpaceAce

[Blarg]

Heh, yeah I've heard these, but remember a bigger list too. I remember specifically the one you mentioned.