Clarkmeister
10-09-2004, 11:00 AM
I'm leaving for LA soon to watch the Cards finish off the Dodgers. So since I'll be gone for a few days I'd like to pre-taunt several groups of people.
1. Dodger fans. Pray I make it to the games because we are 6-2 vs. the Dodgers this year. Our two losses came with me personally in attendance. So with Clark there, the Dodgers are 2-0 with an average margin of victory of 1 run. Without Clark, the Dodgers are 0-6 with an average margin of defeat of like 5 runs.
2. Dodger fans: Thanks for coming out, you have a great young manager and a good core. Make sure you re-sign Beltre. We appreciate the way your team ushers us forward in the playoffs whenever we meet in the postseason.
3. Astro fans. Your team sucks, you couldn't beat the stinking Braves. That's pathetic.
4. (In case the Astros luck out). Unfortunately for you, Astro fan, we won't be starting our AAA team in the NLCS like we did the last week of the season. Do you seriously think we would have allowed you to beat up on our minor leaguers if we were at all afraid of you in the postseason. Prepare to get lit up as you face a real team. If you let Furcal go deep on you, good lord what do you think this lineup is going to do?
5. Braves fans: There are no Braves fans, I won't waste my breath. Make sure to leave 10,000 empty seats/home game in the NLCS. Cardinal fans will scoop them up quickly.
6. Boston fans: Man, it's got to suck knowing what's about to happen over the next week against the Yankees.
That should cover it. Later.
Go Cardinals! /images/graemlins/cool.gif
1. Dodger fans. Pray I make it to the games because we are 6-2 vs. the Dodgers this year. Our two losses came with me personally in attendance. So with Clark there, the Dodgers are 2-0 with an average margin of victory of 1 run. Without Clark, the Dodgers are 0-6 with an average margin of defeat of like 5 runs.
2. Dodger fans: Thanks for coming out, you have a great young manager and a good core. Make sure you re-sign Beltre. We appreciate the way your team ushers us forward in the playoffs whenever we meet in the postseason.
3. Astro fans. Your team sucks, you couldn't beat the stinking Braves. That's pathetic.
4. (In case the Astros luck out). Unfortunately for you, Astro fan, we won't be starting our AAA team in the NLCS like we did the last week of the season. Do you seriously think we would have allowed you to beat up on our minor leaguers if we were at all afraid of you in the postseason. Prepare to get lit up as you face a real team. If you let Furcal go deep on you, good lord what do you think this lineup is going to do?
5. Braves fans: There are no Braves fans, I won't waste my breath. Make sure to leave 10,000 empty seats/home game in the NLCS. Cardinal fans will scoop them up quickly.
6. Boston fans: Man, it's got to suck knowing what's about to happen over the next week against the Yankees.
That should cover it. Later.
Go Cardinals! /images/graemlins/cool.gif