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PokeHer

10-06-2004, 01:30 AM

Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (10 handed)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with A/images/graemlins/spade.gif, A/images/graemlins/heart.gif.
UTG folds, Hero raises, UTG+2 folds, MP1 folds, MP2 calls, MP3 folds, CO folds, Button folds, SB folds, BB folds.

Flop: (5.50 SB) 2/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 3/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 7/images/graemlins/club.gif (2 players)
Hero bets, MP2 calls.

Turn: (3.75 BB) 8/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (2 players)
Hero bets, MP2 calls.

River: (5.75 BB) 5/images/graemlins/club.gif (2 players)
Hero bets, MP2 calls.

Final Pot: 7.75 BB

MP2 shows 5/images/graemlins/spade.gif 8/images/graemlins/spade.gif

KILL ME

Jimbobobb

10-06-2004, 01:32 AM

whatcha mean? The pattern map told him it was coming.

DeathDonkey

10-06-2004, 01:35 AM

preemptive Bisonbison strike: It happens.

Entity

10-06-2004, 01:36 AM

Eh, I've seen worse.

Greg J

10-06-2004, 01:36 AM

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whatcha mean? The pattern map told him it was coming.

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Too bad it didnt tell him to raise the river.

That was insane. He sucked out and still didnt play it right at the end. I'm not sure he did ANYTHING right in that hand. Too funny!

jay1313

10-06-2004, 01:38 AM

Aw c'mon, suited 3 gap in middle position against a raise? I am surprised he didn't 3 bet it and cap you to the river

Have a beer and stay with him, he will give you your money back /images/graemlins/smile.gif

EliteNinja

10-06-2004, 02:24 AM

lol, I've had an opponent beat my A-high flush with a straight flush and he did not raise my river bet.

Even worse: I didn't raise with a straight flush on the river because I didn't even notice it! I'm a fish!

DeathDonkey

10-06-2004, 02:29 AM

Here's one from tonight. Who played worse, me or the villain? It's tough to say...

Party Poker 0.5/1 Hold'em (9 handed)

Preflop: Hero is BB with T/images/graemlins/heart.gif, A/images/graemlins/club.gif.
UTG folds, UTG+1 folds, MP1 folds, MP2 folds, MP3 folds, CO calls, Button calls, SB completes, Hero checks.

Flop: (4 SB) 9/images/graemlins/club.gif, 6/images/graemlins/club.gif, 6/images/graemlins/heart.gif (4 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, CO folds, Button calls, SB folds.

Turn: (3 BB) 2/images/graemlins/club.gif (2 players)
Hero bets, Button raises, Hero calls.

River: (7 BB) 4/images/graemlins/club.gif (2 players)
Hero checks, Button checks.

Final Pot: 7 BB

Results in white below: 
Hero has Th Ac (flush, ace high).
Button has 2d 2s (full house, twos full of sixes).
Outcome: Button wins 7 BB. [/color

bisonbison

10-06-2004, 02:37 AM

Dear LiveJournal, this one time, I had a good hand and I lost.

Reef

10-06-2004, 04:53 AM

lol!
well, technically, they could have played it worse. They could have folded on the river....

PokeHer

10-06-2004, 11:51 PM

Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (10 handed)

UTG is a moron- VPIP is 84.82, PF raise % is 18.46, total agression is .92

Preflop: Hero is Button with A/images/graemlins/club.gif, J/images/graemlins/club.gif.
UTG raises, UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 folds, MP1 folds, MP2 folds, MP3 folds, CO folds, Hero 3-bets, SB folds, BB folds, UTG calls.

Flop: (7.50 SB) K/images/graemlins/heart.gif, A/images/graemlins/heart.gif, 8/images/graemlins/club.gif (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets, UTG calls.

Turn: (4.75 BB) Q/images/graemlins/heart.gif (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets, UTG calls.

River: (6.75 BB) 7/images/graemlins/heart.gif (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero checks.

The jackass shows Q/images/graemlins/club.gif 7/images/graemlins/diamond.gif

Final Pot: 6.75 BB

prayformojo

10-06-2004, 11:57 PM

Dear LiveJournal, this one time...

Oh wait, topic's been covered. Thank goodness no one else plays poor players and gets beaten by bad hands sometimes; otherwise this forum would be full of posts like this one.