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jagoff
10-04-2004, 04:53 PM
WNBA, NBA, NHL, NFL, PGA, PBA, PV(Whatever the pro volleyball league is)...eh you get the drift. Could be from this year, year's past, who you think is gonna be ugly later in life. I'll start...

Zane Smith
http://www.indstate.edu/athletics/Fame/zanefence.jpg

Uston
10-04-2004, 05:02 PM
Popeye Jones.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/images/basketball/nba/players/wizards/834.jpg

Clarkmeister
10-04-2004, 05:15 PM
Dennis Johnson, Sam Cassell, Scottie Pippen.

SomethingClever
10-04-2004, 05:25 PM
Nomination from girl sports:

Lindsay Davenport

Also, that Jennie Finch chick isn't as hot as everyone makes her out to be.

Boris
10-04-2004, 05:26 PM
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PhatTBoll
10-04-2004, 05:33 PM
Dennis Rodman
Greg Ostertag
Any NHL player older than 25

Aces McGee
10-04-2004, 05:36 PM
Don't forget Tyrone Hill.

-McGee

WEASEL45
10-04-2004, 05:37 PM
Scott Pollard

rusty JEDI
10-04-2004, 05:47 PM
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Also, that Jennie Finch chick isn't as hot as everyone makes her out to be.

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We had a thread about this during the Olympics. I am on your side but there are not many of us.

rJ

mikeyvegas
10-04-2004, 06:06 PM
As great a pitcher as he is...

http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/PHOTOFILE/AACW027.jpg

Toro
10-04-2004, 06:10 PM
Otis Nixon

wayabvpar
10-04-2004, 06:11 PM
Ron "Bloated Corpse" Karkovice has to be high on the list.

Clarkmeister
10-04-2004, 06:11 PM
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Otis Nixon

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Good one.

Boris
10-04-2004, 06:12 PM
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2004/09/16/2002037773.jpg

sfer
10-04-2004, 06:13 PM
Billie Jean King

End thread.

SomethingClever
10-04-2004, 06:53 PM
daaavveeennpppoooooorrrtt!!

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2004/SPORT/02/04/tennis.davenport/story.davenport.ap.jpg

bunky9590
10-04-2004, 07:34 PM
I dunno Bobby Riggs was right up there.

SomethingClever
10-04-2004, 07:54 PM
One more:

How about Ron "Poopface" Bigillicutty?

http://www.hubner.blogger.com.br/040114sloth.JPG

hutz
10-04-2004, 09:00 PM
Willie McGee (aka ET)

Rushmore
10-04-2004, 09:10 PM
You beat me to it.

Concidentally, one might consider Doug Williams as well.

Oh wait--Jim Plunkett!

Lazymeatball
10-04-2004, 09:18 PM
Benito Santiago

GuyOnTilt
10-04-2004, 09:26 PM
Benito Santiago

What he said.

GoT

andyfox
10-04-2004, 09:53 PM
Don Mossi. Bill James had a picture of him in his original Historical Abstract. Tough one to beat.

Nomah's pretty close though.

ThaSaltCracka
10-04-2004, 10:04 PM
Sam Cassell, Bill Walton, John Kruk, and Randy Johnson.

Jett Rink
10-04-2004, 10:13 PM
Sam Cassell aka Curious George and Lindsay Davenport aka Lindsay Lumoxport

nothumb
10-04-2004, 10:14 PM
Leon Spinks
Mike Tyson

...really if you're willing to dip into the boxing world, it's almost not fair.

Also, can't forget Patrick Ewwwwing.

NT

elwoodblues
10-05-2004, 08:48 AM
Scottie Pippen (for sure)
Larry Bird

WDC
10-05-2004, 12:14 PM
The boston Celtics of the early-mid eighties had to be the ugliest sports team of all time. Bird, Parrish, Dennis Johnson, McHale, Scott Wedman. UGLY.

Uston
10-05-2004, 12:47 PM
I think Bill Walton pushed them over the edge and the 1986 Boston Celtics are generally considered to be the ugliest team in NBA history.

PhatTBoll
10-05-2004, 12:57 PM
I think the Mavs are trying to rival them.

Shawn Bradley
Dirk Nowitzki
Pavel Podkolzin

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namknils
10-05-2004, 01:00 PM
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Also, that Jennie Finch chick isn't as hot as everyone makes her out to be.

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We had a thread about this during the Olympics. I am on your side but there are not many of us.

rJ

[/ QUOTE ]

I must have missed that thread completly, but you can add me to your side.

mistrpug
10-05-2004, 01:46 PM
I'd like to nominate Tyrone Hill as the fugliest person ever.

Also Rebecca Lobo on the women's side.

kerssens
10-05-2004, 01:55 PM
Randy Johnson, and I can't resist putting Buhner in there Cracka

namknils
10-05-2004, 02:15 PM
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Also Rebecca Lobo on the women's side.

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Rebecca Lobo, definately!! I must have blocked her from my mind, I forgot all about her.

ThaSaltCracka
10-05-2004, 02:19 PM
Well he is not a pretty man.

How about Bartolo Colon? He looks like a bull frog.


http://www.angelsbaseball.us/images/colon.jpg

Uston
10-05-2004, 02:47 PM
Ooh, Bartolo Colon just reminded me of Julian Tavarez.

ftball0000
10-05-2004, 05:06 PM
Popeye Jones
Scott Player

-Ftball

offTopic
10-05-2004, 05:57 PM
Mike Ricci. Legend had it that the women in Denver were gaga over him, and the women in the Bay Area sure dug him. I ran into him at a burrito shop in Los Gatos, and, while I admired his play on the ice, he looked like he'd blocked a few slapshots with his grill...

DukeSucks
10-05-2004, 10:25 PM
Bobby Hurley

http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/horse/2000/0614/photo/aa_bobby.jpg

ThePopinjay
10-06-2004, 04:27 AM
Sam Cassell, easily. Here lemme find a pic

ThePopinjay
10-06-2004, 04:28 AM
http://karavshin.org/blogs/black-coffee/archive/gollum-willem-dafoe.jpg

Oski
10-06-2004, 10:28 AM
Tom Kite; Fernando; John Candelaria

ThaSaltCracka
10-06-2004, 11:01 AM
Calvin Booth

http://act2.sports.sohu.com/NBA/player/images/calvin_booth.jpg

jagoff
10-07-2004, 12:12 PM
Calvin Booth

Not only ugly but dumb as a post! I had class with him at PSU!

Also, add to the list Merton Hanks, Martina Navratalova, pretty much the entire LPGA, Ernie Els, Jaromir Jagr!

chio
10-07-2004, 01:38 PM
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Dennis Johnson, Sam Cassell, Scottie Pippen.

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while we're on NBA guys who look like aliens, add in jamal mashburn and jerry stackhouse

ThaSaltCracka
10-07-2004, 01:42 PM
just so its not racist in here, George Mhuresan is definetely on that list, so is Chris Mullen too.

chio
10-07-2004, 02:14 PM
yeah i was just stating aliens. but steve nash is so "nashty" to look at, i mean look at his hair

jagoff
10-07-2004, 02:23 PM
but steve nash is so "nashty" to look at, i mean look at his hair

Jealous much?

bisonbison
10-07-2004, 02:24 PM
Lindsey Davenport's not ugly, she's just not actively hot. Jenny Finch is a bit over-rated, but I'm sure I'd think she was pretty hot if I met her in person. It's a TV raised expectations thing

Jorge Posada has no chin.

Also, Rick Smits.

TylerD
10-07-2004, 02:45 PM
How about Peter Beardsley?

http://uglyfootballers.com/content/images/look_a_likes/look_player/look10.jpg

I mean the guy's so ugly the 2nd result from Google was Ugly Footballers.com (http://uglyfootballers.com/)

Oski
10-07-2004, 03:09 PM
That's gotta be the winner. Jeeeeeeeeezus.

Beerfund
10-07-2004, 03:11 PM
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daaavveeennpppoooooorrrtt!!

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2004/SPORT/02/04/tennis.davenport/story.davenport.ap.jpg

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I'd do her.

Michael Davis
10-07-2004, 03:22 PM
I like how Finch and Nash were brought up in this thread when they are in like the top .1% of athletes.

-Michael

chio
10-07-2004, 03:36 PM
[ QUOTE ]
I like how Finch and Nash were brought up in this thread when they are in like the top .1% of athletes.


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you're talking about steve nash in the NBA? huh???

SomethingClever
10-07-2004, 04:03 PM
bison, I'm also comparing Davenport against her peers. IE: Smokin' hot tennis babes. In that crowd, she doesn't stand a chance.