View Full Version : Major Sports Most Unhandsome/ UnPretty Athlete's
jagoff
10-04-2004, 04:53 PM
WNBA, NBA, NHL, NFL, PGA, PBA, PV(Whatever the pro volleyball league is)...eh you get the drift. Could be from this year, year's past, who you think is gonna be ugly later in life. I'll start...
Zane Smith
http://www.indstate.edu/athletics/Fame/zanefence.jpg
Uston
10-04-2004, 05:02 PM
Popeye Jones.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/images/basketball/nba/players/wizards/834.jpg
Clarkmeister
10-04-2004, 05:15 PM
Dennis Johnson, Sam Cassell, Scottie Pippen.
SomethingClever
10-04-2004, 05:25 PM
Nomination from girl sports:
Lindsay Davenport
Also, that Jennie Finch chick isn't as hot as everyone makes her out to be.
Boris
10-04-2004, 05:26 PM
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PhatTBoll
10-04-2004, 05:33 PM
Dennis Rodman
Greg Ostertag
Any NHL player older than 25
Aces McGee
10-04-2004, 05:36 PM
Don't forget Tyrone Hill.
-McGee
WEASEL45
10-04-2004, 05:37 PM
Scott Pollard
rusty JEDI
10-04-2004, 05:47 PM
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Also, that Jennie Finch chick isn't as hot as everyone makes her out to be.
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We had a thread about this during the Olympics. I am on your side but there are not many of us.
rJ
mikeyvegas
10-04-2004, 06:06 PM
As great a pitcher as he is...
http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/PHOTOFILE/AACW027.jpg
wayabvpar
10-04-2004, 06:11 PM
Ron "Bloated Corpse" Karkovice has to be high on the list.
Clarkmeister
10-04-2004, 06:11 PM
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Otis Nixon
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Good one.
Boris
10-04-2004, 06:12 PM
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2004/09/16/2002037773.jpg
Billie Jean King
End thread.
SomethingClever
10-04-2004, 06:53 PM
daaavveeennpppoooooorrrtt!!
http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2004/SPORT/02/04/tennis.davenport/story.davenport.ap.jpg
bunky9590
10-04-2004, 07:34 PM
I dunno Bobby Riggs was right up there.
SomethingClever
10-04-2004, 07:54 PM
One more:
How about Ron "Poopface" Bigillicutty?
http://www.hubner.blogger.com.br/040114sloth.JPG
Rushmore
10-04-2004, 09:10 PM
You beat me to it.
Concidentally, one might consider Doug Williams as well.
Oh wait--Jim Plunkett!
Lazymeatball
10-04-2004, 09:18 PM
Benito Santiago
GuyOnTilt
10-04-2004, 09:26 PM
Benito Santiago
What he said.
GoT
andyfox
10-04-2004, 09:53 PM
Don Mossi. Bill James had a picture of him in his original Historical Abstract. Tough one to beat.
Nomah's pretty close though.
ThaSaltCracka
10-04-2004, 10:04 PM
Sam Cassell, Bill Walton, John Kruk, and Randy Johnson.
Jett Rink
10-04-2004, 10:13 PM
Sam Cassell aka Curious George and Lindsay Davenport aka Lindsay Lumoxport
nothumb
10-04-2004, 10:14 PM
Leon Spinks
Mike Tyson
...really if you're willing to dip into the boxing world, it's almost not fair.
Also, can't forget Patrick Ewwwwing.
NT
elwoodblues
10-05-2004, 08:48 AM
Scottie Pippen (for sure)
Larry Bird
The boston Celtics of the early-mid eighties had to be the ugliest sports team of all time. Bird, Parrish, Dennis Johnson, McHale, Scott Wedman. UGLY.
Uston
10-05-2004, 12:47 PM
I think Bill Walton pushed them over the edge and the 1986 Boston Celtics are generally considered to be the ugliest team in NBA history.
PhatTBoll
10-05-2004, 12:57 PM
I think the Mavs are trying to rival them.
Shawn Bradley
Dirk Nowitzki
Pavel Podkolzin
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namknils
10-05-2004, 01:00 PM
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Also, that Jennie Finch chick isn't as hot as everyone makes her out to be.
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We had a thread about this during the Olympics. I am on your side but there are not many of us.
rJ
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I must have missed that thread completly, but you can add me to your side.
mistrpug
10-05-2004, 01:46 PM
I'd like to nominate Tyrone Hill as the fugliest person ever.
Also Rebecca Lobo on the women's side.
kerssens
10-05-2004, 01:55 PM
Randy Johnson, and I can't resist putting Buhner in there Cracka
namknils
10-05-2004, 02:15 PM
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Also Rebecca Lobo on the women's side.
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Rebecca Lobo, definately!! I must have blocked her from my mind, I forgot all about her.
ThaSaltCracka
10-05-2004, 02:19 PM
Well he is not a pretty man.
How about Bartolo Colon? He looks like a bull frog.
http://www.angelsbaseball.us/images/colon.jpg
Uston
10-05-2004, 02:47 PM
Ooh, Bartolo Colon just reminded me of Julian Tavarez.
ftball0000
10-05-2004, 05:06 PM
Popeye Jones
Scott Player
-Ftball
offTopic
10-05-2004, 05:57 PM
Mike Ricci. Legend had it that the women in Denver were gaga over him, and the women in the Bay Area sure dug him. I ran into him at a burrito shop in Los Gatos, and, while I admired his play on the ice, he looked like he'd blocked a few slapshots with his grill...
DukeSucks
10-05-2004, 10:25 PM
Bobby Hurley
http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/horse/2000/0614/photo/aa_bobby.jpg
ThePopinjay
10-06-2004, 04:27 AM
Sam Cassell, easily. Here lemme find a pic
ThePopinjay
10-06-2004, 04:28 AM
http://karavshin.org/blogs/black-coffee/archive/gollum-willem-dafoe.jpg
Tom Kite; Fernando; John Candelaria
ThaSaltCracka
10-06-2004, 11:01 AM
Calvin Booth
http://act2.sports.sohu.com/NBA/player/images/calvin_booth.jpg
jagoff
10-07-2004, 12:12 PM
Calvin Booth
Not only ugly but dumb as a post! I had class with him at PSU!
Also, add to the list Merton Hanks, Martina Navratalova, pretty much the entire LPGA, Ernie Els, Jaromir Jagr!
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Dennis Johnson, Sam Cassell, Scottie Pippen.
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while we're on NBA guys who look like aliens, add in jamal mashburn and jerry stackhouse
ThaSaltCracka
10-07-2004, 01:42 PM
just so its not racist in here, George Mhuresan is definetely on that list, so is Chris Mullen too.
yeah i was just stating aliens. but steve nash is so "nashty" to look at, i mean look at his hair
jagoff
10-07-2004, 02:23 PM
but steve nash is so "nashty" to look at, i mean look at his hair
Jealous much?
bisonbison
10-07-2004, 02:24 PM
Lindsey Davenport's not ugly, she's just not actively hot. Jenny Finch is a bit over-rated, but I'm sure I'd think she was pretty hot if I met her in person. It's a TV raised expectations thing
Jorge Posada has no chin.
Also, Rick Smits.
TylerD
10-07-2004, 02:45 PM
How about Peter Beardsley?
http://uglyfootballers.com/content/images/look_a_likes/look_player/look10.jpg
I mean the guy's so ugly the 2nd result from Google was Ugly Footballers.com (http://uglyfootballers.com/)
That's gotta be the winner. Jeeeeeeeeezus.
Beerfund
10-07-2004, 03:11 PM
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daaavveeennpppoooooorrrtt!!
http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2004/SPORT/02/04/tennis.davenport/story.davenport.ap.jpg
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I'd do her.
Michael Davis
10-07-2004, 03:22 PM
I like how Finch and Nash were brought up in this thread when they are in like the top .1% of athletes.
-Michael
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I like how Finch and Nash were brought up in this thread when they are in like the top .1% of athletes.
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you're talking about steve nash in the NBA? huh???
SomethingClever
10-07-2004, 04:03 PM
bison, I'm also comparing Davenport against her peers. IE: Smokin' hot tennis babes. In that crowd, she doesn't stand a chance.
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