Funny Chat

[La Brujita]

I was playing a $6+.5 turbo to blow off some steam when the following hand and chat occured:

*********** # 7 **************
PokerStars Game #718121162: Tournament #2788560, Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2004/09/25 - 00:19:42 (ET)
Table '2788560 1' Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: tim6172 (2710 in chips)
Seat 2: UT Vols UT (1465 in chips)
Seat 4: AvianoPete (1605 in chips)
Seat 5: groucho1 (1695 in chips)
Seat 6: Jccritter74 (2170 in chips)
Seat 7: Angelfan30 (1555 in chips)
Seat 8: Tulie (1355 in chips)
Seat 9: ClaudioReyna (945 in chips)
ClaudioReyna: posts small blind 25
tim6172: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ClaudioReyna [Ad 8h]
UT Vols UT: folds
AvianoPete: calls 50
groucho1: folds
Jccritter74: calls 50
Angelfan30: folds
Tulie: calls 50
ClaudioReyna: calls 25
tim6172: checks
*** FLOP *** [Js 8d Kh]
ClaudioReyna: checks
tim6172: checks
AvianoPete: checks
Jccritter74: checks
Tulie: checks
*** TURN *** [Js 8d Kh] [5d]
ClaudioReyna: bets 155
tim6172: folds
AvianoPete: folds
Jccritter74: folds
Tulie: calls 155
*** RIVER *** [Js 8d Kh 5d] [4h]
ClaudioReyna: checks
Tulie: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ClaudioReyna: shows [Ad 8h] (a pair of Eights)
Tulie: shows [7h 6s] (a straight, Four to Eight)
Tulie collected 560 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 560 | Rake 0
Board [Js 8d Kh 5d 4h]
Seat 1: tim6172 (big blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 2: UT Vols UT folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: AvianoPete folded on the Turn
Seat 5: groucho1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Jccritter74 folded on the Turn
Seat 7: Angelfan30 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Tulie (button) showed [7h 6s] and won (560) with a straight, Four to Eight
Seat 9: ClaudioReyna (small blind) showed [Ad 8h] and lost with a pair of Eights

ClaudioReyna said, "did you check the nuts?"

Tulie said, "thought you might come back over the top"

Tulie said, "thought u had higher"

Just a little amusing anecdote to brighten my very dark day.

[kyro]

I shall one-up you. Playing at a home game. Board shows 777xx (not that order). Player A bets some amount, Player B calls. Player AA shows a pocket pair for the boat, Player B shows K7 for quads.

Us: Why didn't you raise???
Him: Thought he might fold.

[citanul]

Earlier today, played a $20 sng, mild action preflop, about 400 chips in the middle with 6 players. flop 222, mild betting, now about 800 chips. turn, 2, checked around. river A, utg goes all in, all call to the last guy, who folds.

he took a massive amount of crap from the table.

citanul

[wjmooner]

that's a pretty funny one, at least you got his piece of the pie.