how to pick up women in a casino without a bar

so anyway this one casino doesnt have a bar so i cant just casually ask like, hey, want to go have a drink?


now you see i was like maybe the most shy and introverted child ever so it really helps for me to have even a rudimentary game plan. (even i know that step 1 is to seperate girl from group and then wing a seduction from there.)


so in a casino with no bar (no alchohol), lets say youre getting some good vibes; whats the first step?


(i was going to add a little stuff here but ill just leave the question open ended.)


brad

nt sure

"would you like to get out of here and get some coffee?"

Gotta take it outside the casino...hang out with her and get to know her. Like go have dinner when she is having (assuming she is coming back to the game)...or take a break when she is taking. I don't know but buying a drink depends on the girl... some like it (the same ones that like sugar daddys) and for some its a total turnoff (the independent types).


And now if you're read is right (its gotta be or if you can't read a girl you might as well save your bankroll and quit poker), everything is gonna be easy.


So good luck at the tables and with the girl...but remember: everybody is either lucky at cards or in love.

"its gotta be or if you can't read a girl you might as well save your bankroll and quit poker"


totally not true.


i can read players, including women, with a good amount of success (considering how long i've been at it, etc.). but i can't read women re: sexual chemistry for the life of me. maybe that's why im single...

wanna play 'heads up' at my place?

Hello baggins...wasn't totally serious...yeah agree with ya.

'Lets play strip poker at my place'.

brad, you don't need a bar to pick up women. Not to overstate the obvious, what you need is lots of $$$. Many would deny or disagree, but it is the ultimate aphrodisiac!

It's easy Brad, you drop that you're going to have to be getting out of there soon, because your dog/cat/horse misses you.


You have a horse?


Actually I have a whole stable of thoroughbreds, and you?


Oh, just a cat?


Well, I have a special cat veterinarian on staff, if your friend ever gets a splinter or something, just call this number, and I'll send one of my limo drivers by to pick him up or, if you're from out of town, I guess I could send my airplane.


You have an airplane?


Yes, a couple, but no, I don't just jet off, I'd usually prefer to take my yacht, if it's at all possible to get there by water.


My pets are so lonely...


eLROY

so elroy...when you're on a date with a woman, do you wake her up to kiss her good night?

" I don't like playing the $100 tables by myself- can I stake you and have you play with me?"


... and hopefully she won't mistranslate that last part and slap you right away (she can save that for when she finds out you don't have the money to do so... /images/wink.gif

no, takes the gag out before he kisses her. j/k

i think just as the poker table, every situation is different. you gotta find out what you're up against and act accordingly.


is she loose passive? then make a move on her. loose aggressive? let her make a move on you.

tight passive? give it up

calling station? give her your number


heh.


maybe you can say something like, "hey, i need a break from the table, wanna play some slot machines with me for a bit?" or "wanna grab a bite?"


if you're both playing cards, it's hard to concentrate on both.


just some suggestions.

"wing a seduction"


Dude, just be yourself. Ask if her if she's seeing anyone. Take it from there.

No, no, no. He has to wait until the rohypnol wears off, so she's gotta wake up on her own. Then he kicks her out of his VW camper van.

I've posted some of this advice before, but it's good advice so read it again.


First what NOT to do...

1) Do NOT ask her out at the table.

2) Do NOT suggest to her that you can "help her" with her game.

3) Do NOT continue to ask her out every time you see her if she has declined your polite invitation twice.


Here's what I suggest. Wait until she gets up to go to the little girls' room, or goes to cash out, or whatever. Walk up to her away from hearing distance of all the people you both play with every day and tell her that you enjoy her company at the table and would like to invite her to have a drink or dinner or lunch sometime. Hand her a card or a piece of paper with your name and number written on it and tell her that if she is interested, to please give you a call. Most likely, if she is interested, she's going to continue the conversation from there. If she doesn't that doesn't mean that she isn't necessarily interested, but most likely she isn't. She will either call you or she won't. I think it's OK to approach her one more time, but if she doesn't take you up on it then, you're done with the hand.

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I had a buddy who that approach on a girl. He convinced her he was loaded when he picked her up in a bar one night. Same B.S. limo, yahcht, big money, etc. The funny part was they ended up falling in love, and he married her. Needless to say, there was some serious splaining to do when she found out the truth... lol


Fitz

Brad,


Just suggest she read some of your posts in the other topics forum. If she happens to be a "Liberal Whacko" or likes her men stubborn and righteous you will have a cake walk! Now if she is a Jewish Princess or perhaps simply normal just give up and fantacize at home! /images/smile.gif


Jimbo


PS: You may discover she is a nuclear engineer and is able to explaian the difference between supplying a nuclear reactor and being able to utilize the by products for a fissionable device.

yes but what if i know shes married?


brad

"hey, i need a break from the table, wanna play some slot machines with me for a bit?"


yeah that was going to be my one suggestion i didnt include.


brad

"excuse me, honey, could you explain the difference between supplying a nuclear reactor and being able to utilize the by products for a fissionable device?"


goddamn it, its just crazy enough to work!


brad

"but if she doesn't take you up on it then, you're done with the hand."


if she doesnt take you up on it its back to the hand! my dear rosy how ive missed you


ps. in general women want what they cant have, so if you are blown off the first time, ignoreing her might work. then again ive had much time between women to work on this thoery.