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TheJackal
09-16-2004, 09:53 PM
Ok, you're all right...
7:01 pm
look what I ordered
Hellmuth Chips are in the mail!

I'm never going to get tired of THESE. I bet they're excitedly calling him at home right now.

Sales guy: "Phil, Phil, great news! We finally sold the first set of poker chips with your face on them!"
Phil: "I knew it! First the trickle, then the flood. Call me when order #2 comes in."

I'm sorry he gets a piece of the money I just blew but it's totally going to be worth it. I can think of a million uses. I figure he actually paid for them by helping to triple me up early and propelling me to 7th place at the bike.

whiskeytown
09-16-2004, 10:03 PM
this is the smartest thing I've ever heard.

I'm hosting a poker tourney - I want to win...

so I pull out the Phil Hellmuth chips and my dark shades...(chips I have immunized myself to thru hrs of agony and exposure - much like a tolerance to poison) -

the chips will be thrown from my opponent's stacks SO FAST in front of me, I won't even have to look at my cards to win.

ach....that's mean...but gawd. - the guy brings it down so hard on himself -

RB