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samjjones
09-16-2004, 11:02 AM
Starring

John Goodman as Greg "Fossilman" Raymer
Tim Duncan as David Williams
John Mahoney as "Action Dan" Dan Harrington
Michael Palin as Marcel Luske
Mark Cuban as Josh Arieh
The Kid who Played the "Sherminator" in American Pie as Mattias "JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Andersson

Also Starring:

Dustin Nguyen as Scotty Nguyen
James Hong as Men The Master
Danny Pintauro as Daniel Negreaneau
Abraham Benrubi as Chris Moneymaker
Art Malik as Sammy Farha
Barry Corbin as Doyle Brunson
Roxanne Hart as Annie Duke
Fred Savage as Dutch Boyd
Dustin Diamond as Scott Fischman
Stu Nahan as Lonn McEarchern
Warner Wolf as Norman Chad

With:

Bobby Lee as Davin Anderson
Tobey Maguire as John "MurphDogg" Murphy
Jean-Claude Van Damme as Gus Hansen
CGI Boris Karloff as Howard Lederer
Matt Damon as Ben Affleck
Mark Hamill as Phil Hellmuth

Introducing:

Tiger Woods as Phil Ivey


and:

John Kapelos as Mike "The Mouth" Matusow

-Syk-
09-16-2004, 11:57 AM
Hahaha, great comparisons. A+ post.

Ryner
09-16-2004, 12:00 PM
Matt Damon as Ben Affleck? No way man, you gotta cast Edward Burns, that guy from Saving Private Ryan.

TimTimSalabim
09-16-2004, 12:19 PM
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Mark Cuban as Josh Arieh


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After having seen The Benefactor ("You called my game stupid?"), I'd say you nailed that one.

I would add:

The Agony of Defeat Guy as Himself

jwvdcw
09-16-2004, 12:43 PM
Tim Duncan, the basketball player? He can act?

jwvdcw
09-16-2004, 12:43 PM
or Tim Duncan the NFL kicker?

samjjones
09-16-2004, 12:47 PM
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Mark Cuban as Josh Arieh


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After having seen The Benefactor ("You called my game stupid?"), I'd say you nailed that one.

I would add:

The Agony of Defeat Guy as Himself

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How about Thomas F. Wilson, aka "The guy who played Biff in the Back to the Future movies" as Scott McClain?

samjjones
09-16-2004, 12:52 PM
Also starring:

Adrien Brody as Julian Gardner
Bryan Brown as David "Devilfish" Ulliott
Jim Caviezel as Chris Ferguson
Tony Siragusa as Tomer Benvisitsi

and
Alfred Molina as Amir Vehedi

Sundevils21
09-16-2004, 01:01 PM
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or Tim Duncan the NFL kicker?

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lol,
Probably not the kicker, he didn't look too much like DW.

Sundevils21
09-16-2004, 01:03 PM
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Tony Siragusa as Tomer Benvisitsi


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brilliant!

samjjones
09-16-2004, 01:05 PM
Phony T.V. psychic John Edwards as Jason Lester

wayabvpar
09-16-2004, 04:18 PM
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Dustin Diamond as Scott Fischman


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OMG that is awesome. Although I think I could handle hanging with Screech much longer than The Crew.

LuckyStrike
09-16-2004, 05:42 PM
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Starring


Fred Savage as Dutch Boyd
Dustin Diamond as Scott Fischman


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Hahahaha. Great post.

Sly_Grin
09-16-2004, 06:57 PM
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Matt Damon as Ben Affleck? No way man, you gotta cast Edward Burns, that guy from Saving Private Ryan.

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you missed the whole point, Damon as Affleck is the funniest casting choice on the list !

TurtlePowers
09-16-2004, 07:05 PM
LoL. Nicely done!

DimensionPresident
09-16-2004, 11:27 PM
"Phony T.V. psychic John Edwards as Jason Lester "

Aren't they the same guy? /images/graemlins/cool.gif

Nottom
09-17-2004, 12:05 AM
Normally don't get involved with these threads but I thought I would add ...

Anthony Edwards as Glen Hughes

Cubswin
09-17-2004, 02:23 AM
Mark Holton as Greg Raymer

http://www.poker-babes.com/bio/greg-raymer/Raymer1.jpg

http://www.wasteoftechnology.com/motw/markholton/003.jpg

brassnuts
09-17-2004, 02:56 AM
... and Dustin Hoffman as Tournament Director Matt Savage

brassnuts
09-17-2004, 02:56 AM
Holy crap! Are they related?

emp1346
09-17-2004, 04:09 AM
would this be straight to video? /images/graemlins/ooo.gif

PITTM
09-17-2004, 06:52 AM
seriously, thinking about fred savage hugging dustin diamond and saying "we're gonna like take over the poker world!" almost makes me suffocate from laughing so much.

rj

samjjones
09-17-2004, 08:02 AM
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Mark Holton as Greg Raymer

http://www.poker-babes.com/bio/greg-raymer/Raymer1.jpg


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Listen, I have an almost encyclopedic knowledge of movies/actors/actresses. But even I had to check out IMDB to see who Mark Holton was. But all I had to do was scroll down the list and see "Chubby" from "Teen Wolf" and "Francis" from "Pee Wee's Big Adventure", and I spat water all over my monitor in a fine mist. That, my friend, is a GOOD call...

DropGems
09-17-2004, 10:40 AM
Don't forget Edward Norton as Daniel Negreanu....