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stripsqueez
09-14-2004, 02:10 AM
the US was dismissed for 65 in the first game of crickets ICC champions trophy - not quite a record low score for international cricket but close - what was a record was Oz getting the runs for the loss of 1 wicket with 42.1 overs remaining

squillions of people and you cant get a few guys with enough coordination to hit a ball with a bat ??

stripsqueez - chickenhawk

Boris
09-14-2004, 02:15 AM
The US sucks at Cricket. I don't consider that in insult. Start squawking when you evolve to Baseball.

daryn
09-14-2004, 02:23 AM
you're right. no man in the US can hit a ball with a bat. no one.

scotnt73
09-14-2004, 08:58 AM
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The US sucks at Cricket. I don't consider that in insult. Start squawking when you evolve to Baseball.

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lol. beutiful.

The once and future king
09-14-2004, 09:05 AM
They can if the ball is merely chucked.

If the ball is bowled on the other hand.

superleeds
09-14-2004, 09:42 AM
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Start squawking when you evolve to Baseball.

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We already have. We call it Rounders.

Duke
09-14-2004, 10:30 AM
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Start squawking when you evolve to Baseball.

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We already have. We call it Rounders.

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Welcome to the Chesterfield South.

~D

kyro
09-14-2004, 10:57 AM
Would someone tell this cigarette to shut the hell up?

(Yes I know strip is Australian. Leave me be.)

ThaSaltCracka
09-14-2004, 11:00 AM
yaaaaaawwwnnn.... what's this, cricket??? who gives a [censored].
How gay is a game that involves something called wickets?

nicky g
09-14-2004, 11:05 AM
You might prefer rugby. It has hookers.

ThaSaltCracka
09-14-2004, 11:12 AM
Rugby is a real game; I do actually like it.

stripsqueez
09-14-2004, 11:19 AM
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How gay is a game that involves something called wickets?

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cricket's the best - its got lots of cool language - deep fine leg, silly mid off, googlies, ducks and tons - to name a few terms

i played some baseball - its ok - awful to watch - 15 minutes of action stretched out over hours of wank - cricket may not be a fast paced game but as soon as you get the ball back you run in and bowl it again - do you get 90 balls pitched an hour in a baseball game ?

stripsqueez - chickenhawk

Slacker13
09-14-2004, 11:23 AM
We have a cricket team?

superleeds
09-14-2004, 11:33 AM
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We have a cricket team?

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No, did you miss this bit?
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the US was dismissed for 65

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superleeds
09-14-2004, 11:34 AM
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15 minutes of action stretched out over hours of wank

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Thanks alot, there's coffee all over my screen now /images/graemlins/smile.gif

andyfox
09-14-2004, 11:52 AM
I have two words for you: John Goodman.

benfranklin
09-14-2004, 01:18 PM
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squillions of people and you cant get a few guys with enough coordination to hit a ball with a bat ??

stripsqueez - chickenhawk

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It is sad. We didn't even make the medal round at the Olympics this year. I guess we will have to pin our hopes for national pride on curling in 2006.