poker women...

ok, so i love playing poker, and i am a young guy (23) who is currently single and looking. are there any females out there my age who play poker and post on here? that would be one cool girl: young, beautiful, smart, and a poker player...

gotta get mason to open a matchmaker forum...gl...they are out there...

Good luck most poker chicks are skanks or old bats.

I play with a guy who is a smart, decent, winning player. One time this good-looking chick sat down next to hero. Hero seemed to be infatuated, introduced himself and started making fancy moves to impress the chick. He lost a rack in about 1.5 hours. After the girl left who won a few bb, I can't help but to tell him in front of everyone on the table that "trying to get L*** while playing poker is hazardous to his bankroll". LOL.

i dont want to mix the two, thats dangerous

gonna start a 2+2 matchmaker forum? you could call it 1+1...

for some reason, the thought of bad poker-related pickup lines came into mind... something like, 'as far as im concerned your pocket Aces...' or 'i think you and i'd make a top pair, top kicker...' (like i said, BAD pickup lines) anyone else care to try?

Maybe it's just poor game selection, but in all my years of playing poker, I can only remember seeing 1.5 cute girls anywhere near the table.


There was a Flip chip-girl named "Marlen" at Artichoke Joe's in CA. There was a halfway cute girl playing one weekday afternoon at Mohegan Sun in CT.


I have seen a lot of cute or semi-cute dealers, but all married.


- the guy

Me and you can make beautiful flushes together!


You bring out the checkraise in me baby!

...you look like your drawing to an inside straight and i think im just the guy to fill it...

There was a band called the Tailgators that put out a record about 15 years ago. I believe the first couple of lines from the song "Pick up the Deck" went:


You said I never be the King of your heart/

That I was a one-eyed Jack with one in the dark/....


FWIW

Well I have to say, "You bring out the checkraise in me" made me laugh so hard that it might work ;0)


And btw, I am neither a skank nor an old bat... I could say that most of the male poker players I know are overweight, unattractive middle-aged men - but that would be a generalisation, right?

is it...huh...i mean what about t and a...huh...lol..gl...no offense meant to anyone...virtually all of the lady poker players i have known have been very friendly and affectionate,,,gl

it might work, but only on a woman who plays poker.


btw, it is a good fair generalization, but it doesn't apply to me. so, to narrow the choice down even more, any young, attractive female poker players in IL?

i can think of two hands that would work great with the pair on your board.... im ashamed to post this...

How's about: "If I show you what I have, will you let me rake your pot?"

sorry, had to....

is that big slick in the pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

i am not middle aged (24)

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I'd be interested in a 1+2 category!

1)My favorite hand is 69.


2)I bet you can really play spread limit.


3)Poker sounds like "poke her". Ever wonder why?


4)How do you like having the nuts in your hand.


5)I bet you love big ones in the hole.


6)Nice rack baby


7)Let's cash out together.


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/images/glasses.gifYou don't have to bet on the come baby ... with me it's a sure thing.

The 8 + )

A generalization about 97% true

Can you limp-reraise, hon?


Angelina Fekali

Studying People Inc.

Ljubljana, Slovenia

http://www.fekali.com/angelina

Hey, Ange, nice hooters.


No, seriously, I like your idea of "Paradise Casualties", the players you busted. May I suggest a dominatrix picture for that page?


And what's that about a "Fekali enema"? Sounds like a mighty interestin' household over there!..


--Cyrus

I'm an ace in the hole.

hey, baby - wanna me to go all-in?