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07-25-2002, 09:02 AM
Last night a rather well endowed good looking young lady from Hawaii was sitting at the table. We new the table would be fun when she sat down and said I will buy a round of shooters for everyone. All the players looked at her and declined the offer as they all lite up. Well she took her first hand raised it 4 times into AK suited. She bet and raised the flop when a K hit the board and called all the way to the river. When the pro announced top pair with his Ak she threw her hand into the muck looked at her ample breasts popping out of her blouse and announced that these are the top pair to laughter at the table. Sometimes Hosh just wishes that he could play for fun like she was doing. She had a ball lost about 1000 and went on to party into the night.
07-25-2002, 01:45 PM
Sounds like you misplayed your hand horribly.


Pre-flop: you should have accepted the shooter.

Flop: You raise her another shooter.

Turn: You lose a pot to her and buy her another drink.

River: You leave with her to party into the night.


Sadly 2+2 has no "Scamming at the table for Advanced Playas"


-Paul
07-25-2002, 04:14 PM
07-25-2002, 06:16 PM
Your telling me you refused a free drink from a smoking hot babe? You nutz boy.
07-25-2002, 06:55 PM
07-26-2002, 01:06 AM
07-26-2002, 02:27 AM
Enjoy reading about those nice tits but also like reading about your "tips" which you have not posted for quite sometime here on the 2+2 forums. Anyway, nice to hear from you again. Keep on posting!
07-26-2002, 06:04 AM
I think that would never see

A top pair as lovely as a tree

But now I'm not sure that this is not true

From listening to a top pair story from you


I wish that I may I wish that I might

See that top pair on some other night

For all the sights that Bellagio may hold

A Jiggly top pair must be a sight to behold


Hosh, he plays poker, not for just fun

So how come he's such a lucky son of a gun

Gets all the big cards and the money too

Yes and jiggly top pairs popping out of the blue!


Vince
07-26-2002, 07:07 AM
07-26-2002, 08:43 AM
07-26-2002, 08:46 AM
I've never understood why anyone would do that to themselves... hope the tips make up for the back surgery
07-27-2002, 06:09 AM
Hey Vince nice pair(I mean nice poem for pete's sake)I am still a little toung tied. I have seen top pair but I am trying to locate top set.
07-27-2002, 12:39 PM
If found that would go to Ripleys believe it or not.