thomastem
09-02-2004, 02:25 PM
Joke 1. A guy is building a house and buys exactly all the supplies he needs. When he is done he finds he still has a brick left. He angrily takes the brick and throws it in the air really hard.
Joke 2. Medical Science has found cures for lots of ailments but not pre-mature ejaculation...though I hear that is coming soon.
Joke 3. A guy was born with only his head. The first time we walked in a bar and had a beer body parts started growing. He kept drinking but on the 4th he blew up all over the bar. The moral is to quit while you're a head.
Joke 4. An old lady with a dog is sitting next to a guy smoking a cigar on a plane. Everytime the guy takes a puff the dog barks. Finally the lady asks him to get rid of his cigar and the tells her he will throw the cigar away if she throws the dog out the window.
She agree and throws the dog out the plane window at 25K feet but secretly holds on to the leash. The guy shrugs and throws the cigar out the window. The lady pulls her dog back in but guess what the dog had in it's mouth.
Answer: <font color="white"> The brick </font>
Joke 2. Medical Science has found cures for lots of ailments but not pre-mature ejaculation...though I hear that is coming soon.
Joke 3. A guy was born with only his head. The first time we walked in a bar and had a beer body parts started growing. He kept drinking but on the 4th he blew up all over the bar. The moral is to quit while you're a head.
Joke 4. An old lady with a dog is sitting next to a guy smoking a cigar on a plane. Everytime the guy takes a puff the dog barks. Finally the lady asks him to get rid of his cigar and the tells her he will throw the cigar away if she throws the dog out the window.
She agree and throws the dog out the plane window at 25K feet but secretly holds on to the leash. The guy shrugs and throws the cigar out the window. The lady pulls her dog back in but guess what the dog had in it's mouth.
Answer: <font color="white"> The brick </font>