Jokes to keep ya smiling (OT)

[thomastem]

Joke 1. A guy is building a house and buys exactly all the supplies he needs. When he is done he finds he still has a brick left. He angrily takes the brick and throws it in the air really hard.

Joke 2. Medical Science has found cures for lots of ailments but not pre-mature ejaculation...though I hear that is coming soon.

Joke 3. A guy was born with only his head. The first time we walked in a bar and had a beer body parts started growing. He kept drinking but on the 4th he blew up all over the bar. The moral is to quit while you're a head.

Joke 4. An old lady with a dog is sitting next to a guy smoking a cigar on a plane. Everytime the guy takes a puff the dog barks. Finally the lady asks him to get rid of his cigar and the tells her he will throw the cigar away if she throws the dog out the window.

She agree and throws the dog out the plane window at 25K feet but secretly holds on to the leash. The guy shrugs and throws the cigar out the window. The lady pulls her dog back in but guess what the dog had in it's mouth.

Answer: <font color="white"> The brick </font>

[Lazymeatball]

Is it rude of me to say that there if there was any humor to be found in this whole post then it is extremely lame?

Seriously TT, if you told these to people on the street or some friend of yours, would they laugh?

[thomastem]

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Is it rude of me to say that there if there was any humor to be found in this whole post then it is extremely lame?

Seriously TT, if you told these to people on the street or some friend of yours, would they laugh?

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Seriously they would. Try to read through them a few more times and you may get it....then again you may not and that is ok too.

[Lazymeatball]

Alright, if you say your friends would laugh, I'll have to take your word. You know them better than I do. I don't find this post funny, maybe somebody else does. Have a nice day.

[thomastem]

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Alright, if you say your friends would laugh, I'll have to take your word. You know them better than I do. I don't find this post funny, maybe somebody else does. Have a nice day.

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Now don't leave with your panties in a wad. You may have missed somethings the first time you read through it. Try it again and Analyze on deeper levels.

My Pelican thought these were funny but my Bison in Heat just didn't get it. If you're not a Pelican it is ok to be a bison in heat.

Really.

[Lazymeatball]

Oh wait!!!

The Dog,



He had a Brick in his mouthLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLROFLROFL ROFL OMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!

[RiverMel]

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[thomastem]

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Oh wait!!!

The Dog,



He had a Brick in his mouthLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLROFLROFL ROFL OMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!

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I'm glad I reached you Lazy. I will work on more for ya.

[namknils]

Thanks Thomas, that was hilarious. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Thythe]

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Thanks Thomas, that was hilarious. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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I don't get it at all, someone want to explain? I'm confused...

[thomastem]

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Thanks Thomas, that was hilarious. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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I don't get it at all, someone want to explain? I'm confused...

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Thythe make sure you reread each one and the answer written in white font at the bottom. It took Lazy Meatball a few times to get it but be patient it will come.

[Thythe]

So he had the brick from the first joke...am I still missing something? Is it supposed to be because you would think the answer is the cigar? hmmmm

[crazy canuck]

My Pelican thought these were funny but my Bison in Heat just didn't get it. If you're not a Pelican it is ok to be a bison in heat.

TT you're a boob (TT as in titi not teetee). Also, it's none of my business but how come you're bison is always in heat?

[thomastem]

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My Pelican thought these were funny but my Bison in Heat just didn't get it. If you're not a Pelican it is ok to be a bison in heat.

TT you're a boob (TT as in titi not teetee). Also, it's none of my business but how come you're bison is always in heat?

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You laughed didn't you.

[thomastem]

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My Pelican thought these were funny but my Bison in Heat just didn't get it. If you're not a Pelican it is ok to be a bison in heat.

TT you're a boob (TT as in titi not teetee). Also, it's none of my business but how come you're bison is always in heat?

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Ok I'll come clean. We planted the Viagra plant in his grazing field. This idea was Phil the crazed cross dressing Cow's idea.

What makes maters worse is that we Have Enzyte and Gevalia trees and he eats that fruit too.

It isn't pretty.

[Wahoo91]

Thythe-
I don't get this at all either. TT please expand on why this is funny?

[jwvdcw]

I've heard it before..yeah, the brick joke is one o fmy favorites.

[thomastem]

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Thythe-
I don't get this at all either. TT please expand on why this is funny?

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The best I can say is that people have different sense of humor. Some find the Austin Power charachter funny while others don't get it.

Some people get a kick out of my humor others send asassins after me.

[crazy canuck]

Ok I'll come clean. We planted the Viagra plant in his grazing field. This idea was Phil the crazed cross dressing Cow's idea.

Yes some of them were funny. Anyway, any attampt at humor is welcome by me.

As for the Viagra plants, for the sake of the forum just make sure you're not eating it.

[Simon Diamond]

Some people get a kick out of my humor others send asassins after me.

Watch your back... /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Simon

[cnfuzzd]

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartended says "hey, ive got a drink named after you" The grasshopper replies "youve got a drink named henry?"

How many lesbians does it take to change a light buld?

Two. One to change the lightbulb and one to suck my....


Whats the difference between a ferrari, and a pile of dead babies.

There not a ferrari in my garage.


peace

john nickle

[crazy canuck]

Whats the difference between a ferrari, and a pile of dead babies.

There not a ferrari in my garage.


Yeah this reminds me of another one:

Whats the difference between a pile of bowling balls, and a pile of dead babies?

Answer: You can't move the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

[LondonBroil]

I'm being dead serious when I say that I don't get the 4 jokes. Am I missing something about the dog having the brick in his mouth from the 1st joke? I thought it was amusing but not really an "lol" joke.

[Alobar]

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Whats the difference between a ferrari, and a pile of dead babies.

There not a ferrari in my garage.


Yeah this reminds me of another one:

Whats the difference between a pile of bowling balls, and a pile of dead babies?

Answer: You can't move the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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lol, oh man....I love dead baby jokes.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a rock?

answer: you cant have sex with a rock

[Alobar]

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Thythe-
I don't get this at all either. TT please expand on why this is funny?

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yeah, I dont get it either....I think its like the emporers new clothes type thing, or im just really missing something, cuz the dog with the brick thing is just dumb.....maybe the funny thing is thinking about us schleps reading and rereading that "joke" like 50 times trying to find out whats funny about it

[Thythe]

hahaha, yeah I think that's it. He's thinking "fools, there's nothing funny about this! Nothing!"

[dink]

what about

what's more fun than putting a javelin through a babies head?

watching it try and get through a door

what's more fun than swinging a baby around a clothes line?

stopping it with a shovel

what's more fun than swinging an axe through a babies head?

NOTHING!!!!!

sorry if I offended

[Wahoo91]

I agree, I have looked at this several times trying to see some connection that makes this even interesting, much less funny...