John "World" Hennigan is the Dr. Evil of poker.

[ThaSaltCracka]

any other absurd analogies of poker players?
Here are the ones I have heard.
Ivie is the Tiger Woods of poker
Juanda is apparently the Bruce Lee of poker

[kerssens]

Doyle Brunson is the Marlon Brando of poker

[ohgeetee]

barry greenstein is the robin hood of poker, and anyone who plays against him is the obligatory sherrif of nottingham of poker.

[Officer Farva]

Minh Nguyen is the Men Nguyen of poker, or is it the other way around

[Sponger15SB]

Ellix Powers is the Michael Jordan of poker.

[Officer Farva]

Oh, I almost forgot,

Daniel Negraneu, the Elton John of poker

[kerssens]

LOL!! Good one

[Officer Farva]

Wrong

Ellix Powers is the Bub Rub of poker

"thats only in the mornin"

[ThaSaltCracka]

Stu Unger is the Zira(from Planet of the Apes) of Poker

Tomer Benvenistie is the Horatio Sanz of poker except he is not funny.

[Sponger15SB]

[ QUOTE ]
Oh, I almost forgot,

Daniel Negraneu, the Elton John of poker

[/ QUOTE ]

Daniel my brother you are older than me
Do you still feel the pain of the scars that won't heel
Your eyes have died but you see more than I
Daniel you're a star in the face of the sky

[kerssens]

[ QUOTE ]
Tomer Benvenistie is the Horatio Sanz of poker except he is not funny.

[/ QUOTE ]

He could be....seems like a jovial guy

[Officer Farva]

there it is, the post that made me laugh so hard my boss came over and fired me

[ThaSaltCracka]

did you post this before you had to leave?

BTW, Kathy Liebert is the crazy bus driver from south park of poker.

[Kevmath]

Dan Harrington is the Ben Stein of poker.

Kevin...

[AaronO]

"The Crew" are the "New Kids on the Block" of poker.

[chio]

anyone else think ivey looks like a cross between alex rodriguez and tiger woods?

[Officer Farva]

no, he said I have until the end of the day.

funny you make that south park comparison, because sure enough at the PP Million, I saw Kathy and said:

me: Hey Kathy, you're a poker playing crack whore

Kathy: (didn't hear it well?) What was that?!

me: um...poker playing is something.... you have a knack for

Kathy: Oh. Thank you

[ThaSaltCracka]

I was thinking of more like:
The Crew is the "queer eye for the straight guy" of poker

[ThaSaltCracka]

How about this one:
Chris Moneymaker is the Turd Ferguson of poker

[tpir90036]

Julian Gardner being the Harry Potter of poker is pretty weak. He is a good player and all....but there is no way he actually likes that nickname.

[TheJackal]

John Bonetti is the Tony Soprano of poker.

[RJCarter]

Paul Magriel is the John Nash of poker.

[jimd]

Kathy Liebert is the John Candy of poker.

[27offsuit]

Gus Hanson is The Terminator of poker.


http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.hollywoodhardware.de/terminator/pics/endo-lifesize-real01.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.hollywoodhardware.de/terminator/endo-shawn.html&h=272&w=416&sz=29&tbnid=TB_1nnxce0EJ:&t bnh=79&tbnw=120&start=2&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dterminator%2Bskeleton%26hl%3Den%26lr% 3D%26ie%3DUTF-8%26sa%3DN

[M2d]

Wouldn't that be David Sklansky?

[Don_Lapre]

Vince Van Patten is "the Flock of Seagulls" of poker.

DL

[Smasharoo]

Vince Van Patten is "the Flock of Seagulls" of poker.


Van Patten is clearly the Cliff Claven of Poker.

[300CE24]

Scott Fishman as the Anna Nicole Smith of poker.

[Don_Lapre]

[ QUOTE ]
Vince Van Patten is "the Flock of Seagulls" of poker.


Van Patten is clearly the Cliff Claven of Poker.

[/ QUOTE ]

I thought Mike Sexton was the Cliff Claven of poker.

[ThaSaltCracka]

yeah VVP is clearly the Patrick Swayze of poker.

[JARID]

[ QUOTE ]
Ellix Powers is the Bub Rub of poker

"thats only in the mornin"

[/ QUOTE ]

Spose to be out cookin' breakfast or somehin'!

I love it.

[River2Pair]

[ QUOTE ]
yeah VVP is clearly the Patrick Swayze of poker.

[/ QUOTE ]

No no no. You have it all wrong. VVP is the Kato Kailin of poker.

[ThaSaltCracka]

I think Mike Sexton is more like C3PO of poker.

[BrettK]

[ QUOTE ]
I think Mike Sexton is more like C3PO of poker.

[/ QUOTE ]
I guess that makes Freddy Deeb the R2D2 of poker.
Bleep! Bleep! Bleep!

Brett

[ThaSaltCracka]

[ QUOTE ]
I guess that makes Freddy Deeb the R2D2 of poker.
Bleep! Bleep! Bleep!

[/ QUOTE ]
hilarious.

Scotty Nguyen is the Data of Poker.

[JARID]

[ QUOTE ]
I guess that makes Freddy Deeb the R2D2 of poker.
Bleep! Bleep! Bleep!


[/ QUOTE ]

That is some funny sh*t.

-Jarid

[ThaSaltCracka]

http://www.homepokergames.com/hennigan.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Set/6172/photos/evil4a.gif

[Officer Farva]

"Machine Gun" Patty is the Coco the gorilla of poker

hope i don't get booted

[ThaSaltCracka]

who the hell are both of them? Pictures! weren't you fired yesterday?

[Officer Farva]

T.J. Cloutier: the "Child Molestor Uncle" of poker

[Officer Farva]

patty gallagher is that chick who got third in the limit holdem at the WSOP (dr evil won that event)

Coco the gorilla is a famous gorilla that like knows sign language.

anyone know how to make pictures work?

[ThaSaltCracka]

LOL, yeah okay now I know.
yeah you have to get the url for the pic then enter it in the image box. Right click on the pic you want and look at the properties for the url.

[Officer Farva]

www.pokerpages.com/pokerinfo/tournamentgallery/wsop/patty-gallagher2001-event26.jpg

images.google.com/images?q=tbn:1u-yQc1xF3EJ:khanhmai.com/gorilla.jpg

see what i mean?

[ThaSaltCracka]

try it without the http://.

BTW, Tomer Benvenistie is the Jabba the Hut of Poker

[kerssens]

X-22 Paul Magriel (sp?) is the jackoffasaur of poker

[ThaSaltCracka]

yes!


and for those of you who don't know what that is, here is a jackovasaur (http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/305/305_caged.gif)