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JohnHessAA
08-27-2004, 04:32 PM

wayabvpar
08-27-2004, 04:37 PM
All 20k+ players at Party are ducking you, huh? Wow. Must be time to change sites.

08-27-2004, 05:08 PM
try the 100/200 NL games at UB, they probably haven't heard of you yet.

BottlesOf
08-27-2004, 05:10 PM
Yes. Take a bath, and bring electrical appliances in with you. They should be plugged in.

Losing all
08-27-2004, 05:11 PM
Why bother, I'll never beat that.

Greg J
08-27-2004, 05:16 PM
simple idea: new account

Ulysses
08-27-2004, 06:26 PM
When you sit down at a table, type in "OK SUCKERS NOW I WILL DESTROY YOU." The suckers about to leave will now get mad and try to take your money and you can dominate and crush them.

phifediggy
08-27-2004, 06:56 PM
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simple idea: new account

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or make an account at empire, where you'll be able to play the exact same tables.

Joe Tall
08-27-2004, 07:29 PM
You are an idiot.

Welcome to the forum,
Joe Tall

mikeyvegas
08-27-2004, 08:04 PM
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You are an idiot.

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Welcome to the forum...

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nice.

Evan
08-27-2004, 08:40 PM
I like JBB's idea

Kurn, son of Mogh
08-27-2004, 10:14 PM
ROFLMAO

RED_RAIN
08-27-2004, 10:34 PM
.5/1 players get scaried now?

Mike Gallo
08-28-2004, 12:36 PM
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You are an idiot.

Welcome to the forum,
Joe Tall

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Dude, where did the hostility come from?

I hope you guys knock off the Yankees this year.

47outs
08-28-2004, 12:54 PM
Change you party poker name. I believe they will do this only once for the lifetime of your PP account.


outs

Al_Capone_Junior
08-28-2004, 01:03 PM
Let's see...

First you claim that you win 80% of the time. Several people, including me, tell you that we don't believe you, because this is an obviously outrageous claim. So without explaining at all, you UP your figure to 82%. What was it now... "I'm just that good" ?? OK Skippy, I'm writing it all down now............

Now you come onto the forum again and make the claim that you are SO good and SO well known that you can't get a game ON PARTY POKER.

I guess you won't even have time to reply here because all the top posters on the forums will have filled your inbox with requests for lessons. Obviously with your "33" posts all this makes perfect sense. I'll be sure to have a pen and paper ready anytime I see your name of the forums.

al

p.s. twoplustwo.com does not have a FANTASY forum, therefore I don't think your posts are appropriate anywhere on twoplustwo.com

bunky9590
08-28-2004, 02:55 PM
Geez I'm kicking ass and I'm only winning 65% of sessions. Maybe I can get some lessons? Everyone wants me in their game. WTF is up with that?

Ed Miller
08-28-2004, 07:07 PM
It's true... I was playing at the Bellagio last night, and some new guy sat in my game. I asked him what his name was, and he said John. I racked up immediately.

I didn't know if it was him or not, but I wasn't going to take any chances.

JTG51
08-28-2004, 07:11 PM
I hope you guys knock off the Yankees this year.

That's the second dumbest thing posted in this thread.

bicyclekick
08-28-2004, 07:25 PM
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.5/1 players get scaried now?

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I wonder who can spell better, the .5/1 players or you. I swear to got I've told you how to spell that word at least 5 times.

BottlesOf
08-28-2004, 07:34 PM
LOL!

chrisdhal
08-28-2004, 08:54 PM
Gotta be the post of the day. That was great! /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

RED_RAIN
08-28-2004, 08:58 PM
Dude I'm short bus special. Sorrie.

fimbulwinter
08-28-2004, 11:20 PM
that one got a chuckle out of me

x2ski
08-29-2004, 12:23 AM
Now that is just mean /images/graemlins/smile.gif

Duke
08-29-2004, 12:34 AM
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You are an idiot.

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Excellent use of an underused cliche.

~D

AviD
08-29-2004, 04:33 PM
Mike, come on man...lets be realistic here.
Stick to poker buddy, stick to poker! /images/graemlins/wink.gif

BTW, I almost spewed half a glass of Coke on my monitor when I read JT's short but sweet post.

Wish I could have read the original post...I'm sure it was a gem! /images/graemlins/wink.gif