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RPatterson
08-26-2004, 11:34 PM
And pretty fast too. If any of you weight 150. I can probably take you.

vulturesrow
08-26-2004, 11:50 PM
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And pretty fast too. If any of you weight 150. I can probably take you.

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Dont you mean if any of us are 15?

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ThaSaltCracka
08-26-2004, 11:58 PM
you really must live in the middle of no where, because you seem to have to amuse yourself with your nonsense on here. BTW, I could kick the [censored] out of you, cuz I weigh no where near 150 lbs.

RPatterson
08-27-2004, 12:16 AM
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And pretty fast too. If any of you weight 150. I can probably take you.

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Dont you mean if any of us are 15?

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Then ya'll betta watch out now.

RPatterson
08-27-2004, 12:17 AM
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you really must live in the middle of no where, because you seem to have to amuse yourself with your nonsense on here. BTW, I could kick the [censored] out of you, cuz I weigh no where near 150 lbs.

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If you want to fight, you have to cut to 150. And once your at 150, I bet I can take you...

ThaSaltCracka
08-27-2004, 12:22 AM
I would be a tooth pick then. So are you like 150 lbs and like 5'4".

I would love to kick your ass, then have your gf give me head.

nothumb
08-27-2004, 12:27 AM
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Dont you mean if any of us are 15?

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No, if you were 15 he would take you from behind. /images/graemlins/blush.gif

I'm about 205 - to go back to 150 I'd have to go back to tenth grade. I would wipe the floor with your scrawny ass.

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sfer
08-27-2004, 12:36 AM
This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time.

BeerMoney
08-27-2004, 12:52 AM
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This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time.

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I take it you don't read his other work? E-dog's been tearing up the pointless forums.. Erostratus owns NVG, WPT and OTOPICS.

RPatterson
08-27-2004, 12:52 AM
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I would be a tooth pick then. So are you like 150 lbs and like 5'4".

I would love to kick your ass, then have your gf give me head.

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I am 6'. It's sad that you don't get the things you want in the world ay saltcracka. Your not going to cut to 150 and kick my ass. Your not going to get head from 15 year olds.

RPatterson
08-27-2004, 12:53 AM
I take it you don't read his other work? E-dog's been tearing up the pointless forums.. Erostratus owns NVG, WPT and OTOPICS.

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You don't see me bothering the multi-table, one-table, small stakes no-limit or general hold'em forums do you? There is a reason, and it's not because I don't read them. It's because they aren't filled with drivel to begin with.

ThaSaltCracka
08-27-2004, 01:01 AM
if I cut to 150 I would be grossly malnurished, so sorry, i won't do that. But if you want we can fight any time.
BTW, I don't want to get anywhere near a 15 year old, especially one you have touched.

tolbiny
08-27-2004, 01:26 AM
I'm in- i have been trying to get down to my high school wrestling weight anyway (165) so what the hells another 15 pounds?

BTW- just in case any of you idiots think your lazier than me- I set a goal for myslef- i want to bench my own body weight- and this is why i went on a diet.... seems much easier this way.

ThaSaltCracka
08-27-2004, 01:34 AM
I wrestled 215 in high school. I wouldn't mind getting there, its only 15 lbs just like you, but I like beer a lot.

tolbiny
08-27-2004, 01:38 AM
I was at 198, down to 172- just 7 pounds to go to get to 165. The extra fifteen is just a chance to pick a fight with a 6'0" 150lbd kid... i always wanted to be a bully.

note: in high school the most i ever weighed was 150 i was just wrestling at 165 cause i sucked and the coach had an open spot-

ThaSaltCracka
08-27-2004, 01:44 AM
I started out around 212 and by the time the season was over I was around 194. Wrestling was one of the hardest sports I ever did. It was fun though.

My weight works for me though, its stretched out a bit cuz I am close to 6'2".

Boris
08-27-2004, 02:34 AM
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If any of you weight 150. I can probably take you.

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Dude my beer/poker gut would flatten you like a pancake. Fly like a butterfly my ass.

RPatterson
08-27-2004, 03:01 AM
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If any of you weight 150. I can probably take you.

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Dude my beer/poker gut would flatten you like a pancake. Fly like a butterfly my ass.

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If you have a beer gut, and still only weight 150 I would destroy you. If not, then keep on cutting.

RPatterson
08-27-2004, 03:02 AM
Since everyoner is talking about wrestling I'll mention I wrestled 152 in high school.

Boris
08-27-2004, 03:08 AM
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If you have a beer gut, and still only weight 150 I would destroy you.

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I am the Ron Jeremy of midget porn.

Glenn
08-27-2004, 03:18 AM
I'll fight you at Middleweight. I'd consider Junior Middleweight, but I'd require that the weigh-in would be the day before, and I'd want a larger share of the PPV revenue.

Usul
08-27-2004, 08:04 AM
Anybody ever wrestled freestlye? That is real wrestling.

sfer
08-27-2004, 08:57 AM
This is even funnier. How's your girlfriend by the way?

M2d
08-27-2004, 10:41 AM
Boris,
you could probably take Eros with your left hand while you checkraise with your right hand. And it's not even close.

ThaSaltCracka
08-27-2004, 11:22 AM
152 eh? and you must be small.

ThaSaltCracka
08-27-2004, 11:24 AM
I thought freestyle was what most high school wrestling is? Or is it usually greco-roman?

Usul
08-27-2004, 11:34 AM
In the US high school and college wrestling is "folkstyle" or "colligiate" style, and is only done in the USA. Freestyle is what is wrestled at the olympics, along with Greco Roman. Greco Roman is strictly upper body wrestling, touching the legs is forbidden and results in being cautioned and giving two points to your opponent.

ThaSaltCracka
08-27-2004, 11:36 AM
ah okay, freestyle is the one where after a take down, there is only 3 or 5 seconds to pin the guy or else you have to let him back up, right?

Usul
08-27-2004, 11:41 AM
You usually get about 15 or 20 seconds to try to score in the "par terre" or down position. Pins from this position are very rare.

jagoff
08-27-2004, 02:30 PM
Anybody ever wrestled freestlye? That is real wrestling.

I am the King of the Hardcore matches in freestyle wrestling. I WILL make you TAP OUT!!!

Dominic
08-27-2004, 02:39 PM
c'mon...wrestling's not really a sport...it's just an excuse for closet homosexuals - who are too scared to come out of the closet - to touch another man intimately.

It's okay to be gay...you don't have to put on little slinglets and dry hump another guy on a mat to get what you really want. Just embrace who you really are.

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