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BeerMoney
08-25-2004, 07:00 PM
Actually, lesbians don't really do it for me, and let me take it one step further and say, I don't think they do it for a lot of people. I think a lot of people lie about being really into them cause its the cool thing right now. But, I suppose my hypothesis could be disproven by anonymous porn sales..

Second thing I'm gonna call people out on is Tequila... I hate to hear people scream.. "Tequila!! I love Tequila!!" Meanwhile its one of the nastiest tasting liquors out there. Like most, I've swilled my fair share of hard liquor, and never acquired any taste for tequila.. Furthermore, I have a lot of friends that are boozehounds out there, who feel the exact same way. Its always some bozo who wants to fit in or something who's claiming to LOVE TEQUILA.

Thoughts?

M2d
08-25-2004, 07:11 PM
try good tequilla, not ta-kill-ya.

nicky g
08-25-2004, 07:15 PM
"Actually, lesbians don't really do it for me, and let me take it one step further and say, I don't think they do it for a lot of people. I think a lot of people lie about being really into them cause its the cool thing right now. But, I suppose my hypothesis could be disproven by anonymous porn sales"

Wrong. Two girls at it is hot stuff.

"Second thing I'm gonna call people out on is Tequila... I hate to hear people scream.. "Tequila!! I love Tequila!!" Meanwhile its one of the nastiest tasting liquors out there. Like most, I've swilled my fair share of hard liquor, and never acquired any taste for tequila.. Furthermore, I have a lot of friends that are boozehounds out there, who feel the exact same way. Its always some bozo who wants to fit in or something who's claiming to LOVE TEQUILA. "

Spot on. Tequilla is remarketed surplus Mexican weedkiller.

Oski
08-25-2004, 07:15 PM
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Its always some bozo who wants to fit in or something who's claiming to LOVE TEQUILA.

Thoughts?

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I love Tequiza the tequila-flavored beer, and midget-lesbo porn (dwarf porn will do in a pinch).

CORed
08-25-2004, 07:20 PM
Lesbians are a turn-on for me. As for tequila, I like it in a margarita. Straight, it's drinkable, but I'd much rather have Wild Turkey or Jack Daniels. What I can't understand is why anybody drinks gin.

codewarrior
08-25-2004, 07:40 PM
Four words: Bombay Saphire on ice.

Dynasty
08-25-2004, 07:45 PM
At least Tequila wa a good song.

whiskeytown
08-25-2004, 07:56 PM
I agree....lesbians don't do it for me either. I'm sorta a BDSM guy.

Two girls with ME? - another story...but not lesbians.

RB

Toro
08-25-2004, 07:59 PM
I think one of the silliest things in Porno movies are the lesbo scenes where one of them straps on a dildo and then starts boning the other one. Wouldn't it just be easier to get a man to do it.

Cubswin
08-25-2004, 08:00 PM
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Four words: Bombay Saphire on ice

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Four words: Tastes like christmas tree

Kurn, son of Mogh
08-25-2004, 08:14 PM
I enjoy lesbians *and* tequila, preferably at the same time.

Kurn, son of Mogh
08-25-2004, 08:16 PM
Tequilla is remarketed surplus Mexican weedkiller.

I'd venture a guess that you've never had really good tequila. Anything by Cuervo is indeed weed killer.

tolbiny
08-25-2004, 09:04 PM
You play in any of the cleveland games codewarrior? or strictly a net guy?

bugstud
08-25-2004, 09:30 PM
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Tequilla is remarketed surplus Mexican weedkiller.

I'd venture a guess that you've never had really good tequila. Anything by Cuervo is indeed weed killer.

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Spot on. Go back to JT's suggestions if need be fellas. Don Julio is some tasty, tasty stuff.

ThaSaltCracka
08-26-2004, 02:13 AM
welcome back Kurn, where da [censored] you been? and I agree with you on both the lesbian thing and the tequila. I think getting drunk on Tequila is a bad idea, but the occasional Tequila shot or tequila drink is tasty.

nothumb
08-26-2004, 02:20 AM
I'm not that aroused by lesbians either. I do like to look at two chicks at the same time though, and I definitely like a good threesome.

I really like tequila. (And, as luck would have it, I found out today I am on my way to Mexico!) Some of my favorites are Patron, El Tesoro and the aforementioned Don Julio. I think most people have had awful experiences with tequila and even if they had good stuff, they probably had too much. I love tequila because it revs me up, it kills anything in my blood and it tastes great!

If you want something that will really kick your tonsils in, try mescal! That's way smokier and tougher than regular tequila.

NT

nicky g
08-26-2004, 05:27 AM
You may be right. I think though it has more to do with having got very very drunk and very very sick on Tequila when I was 16 and not being able to so much as smell the stuff without wanting to throw up since.

I do like margaritas though.

jagoff
08-26-2004, 10:17 AM
If you saw two ladies getting it on in live action I think you would change your tune (and possibly your underwear) quickly!

Cyrus
08-26-2004, 10:19 AM
"Lesbians don't really do it for me, and let me take it one step further and say, I don't think they do it for a lot of people. I think a lot of people lie about being really into them cause its the cool thing right now."

You think so? Run a poll, then. You'd be surprised.

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TimM
08-26-2004, 04:56 PM
Yeah, something like the "man-hating, angry as [censored], agenda of rage, bitter dyke" doesn't quite do it for me, but the bisexual and sexually adventurous Alyssa (Chasing Amy) type: OMG.

It's funny, as a HS/college kid in the mid 80's, I used to chat on a service called Q-Link (they later became AOL, why didn't I buy the [censored] stock back then?). Any time I would meet someone in the chat and she said she was "bi", it would be a real turn off and I'd get kinda disgusted by it.

A few years later I had a college friend who used to go visit his girlfriend at another school every weekend. One time he goes up, and she confesses that she had been getting it on with her roommate, and they wanted to do him both at once. He freaked and ran out of there, and never spoke to her again. I thought he was nuts. I mean, it's like discovering plutonium by accident! I definitely would have done it. Even if he really never wanted to see her again, at least try it just once. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

astroglide
08-26-2004, 10:49 PM
i hate the taste of tequila too, i would rather drink bourbon and water or some other rougher thing than that if going toward the 'dark side'

Dominic
08-26-2004, 11:15 PM
Beer...you and your small cadre of friends do not really make up a very large sample of the general population, you know?

I for one, LOVE watching lesbians get it on, AND Tequila is the only liquor I actually like besides beer and wine.

So there. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Stu Pidasso
08-27-2004, 12:37 AM
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Actually, lesbians don't really do it for me, and let me take it one step further and say, I don't think they do it for a lot of people.

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The thought of Rosie O Donnel and Mary Cheney going at it grosses me out. Two really Hot looking ones would do it though. Not so much because they are lesbians, but becuase they would be hot in and of themselves.

Does that make me a lesbophobe?

Stu

ThaSaltCracka
08-27-2004, 12:43 AM
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The thought of Rosie O Donnel and Mary Cheney going at it grosses me out. Two really Hot looking ones would do it though. Not so much because they are lesbians, but becuase they would be hot in and of themselves.

Does that make me a lesbophobe?

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No, because watching Rosie and Mary Cheney go at it would be just like watching two guys going at it.

BeerMoney
08-27-2004, 12:46 AM
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Beer...you and your small cadre of friends do not really make up a very large sample of the general population, you know?

I for one, LOVE watching lesbians get it on, AND Tequila is the only liquor I actually like besides beer and wine.

So there. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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As a producer of lesbo porn, I would expect you to have such feelings! /images/graemlins/smile.gif

I'm not saying I mind lesbians, I just think its the cool thing to do, and some people don't have a mind of their own, that's all. I'm sure a lot of people do love it, just like some people strangely have a foot fetish.. I can't really understand it, but I believe it. I just think a lot of people go with the flow and say "Let's do Tequila shots" but don't really care for it.. Or say "Lesbians rule", but may not totally feel that way.

ThaSaltCracka
08-27-2004, 12:48 AM
your weird man.

RPatterson
08-27-2004, 12:55 AM
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Actually, lesbians don't really do it for me, and let me take it one step further and say, I don't think they do it for a lot of people. I think a lot of people lie about being really into them cause its the cool thing right now. But, I suppose my hypothesis could be disproven by anonymous porn sales..


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I'm with you, lezbo porn sucks. And I don't think it comes close to selling as well as straight porn either.

tolbiny
08-27-2004, 01:28 AM
I dont know if ive ever seen two guys that are that ugly.

Senor Choppy
08-27-2004, 06:18 AM
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I think a lot of people lie about being really into them cause its the cool thing right now.

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I know I always try to impress my friends with what type of pornography I prefer.

People who aren't into attractive lesbians going at it are gay or...gay.

Dominic
08-27-2004, 11:20 AM
personally, I'd rather do tequila shots off of three lesbians butts. That would work.

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WDC
08-27-2004, 11:47 AM
What is not to like about lesbians. There is twice as much of the good things. As for tequilla; you have to combine it with a little ouzo.

BeerMoney
08-27-2004, 12:23 PM
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Yeah, something like the "man-hating, angry as [censored], agenda of rage, bitter dyke" doesn't quite do it for me, but the bisexual and sexually adventurous Alyssa (Chasing Amy) type: OMG.

It's funny, as a HS/college kid in the mid 80's, I used to chat on a service called Q-Link (they later became AOL, why didn't I buy the [censored] stock back then?). Any time I would meet someone in the chat and she said she was "bi", it would be a real turn off and I'd get kinda disgusted by it.

A few years later I had a college friend who used to go visit his girlfriend at another school every weekend. One time he goes up, and she confesses that she had been getting it on with her roommate, and they wanted to do him both at once. He freaked and ran out of there, and never spoke to her again. I thought he was nuts. I mean, it's like discovering plutonium by accident! I definitely would have done it. Even if he really never wanted to see her again, at least try it just once. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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He missed the oppurtunity of a lifetime.

Easy E
08-27-2004, 12:39 PM
Wouldn't you be broke if they actually thought this?

Slacker13
08-27-2004, 12:53 PM
I personally am all for lesbians. How you cannot like two women going at it baffles me. As for tequila, when I am not in the mood for Heinekins I drink Tequila Sunrises. Tequila straight is brutal, add a splash of OJ though and it's an entirely different story.
Two thumbs up for the lesbos!

BeerMoney
08-27-2004, 01:12 PM
I like lesbians. They're great. I just think they're overrated. I would luv to get double teamed by a coupla hot chicks.

But, how many times on the internet have you seen a couple of douchebags making out in front of a bunch of guys and all of the guys are celebrating. I just think there's a lot of acting going on, and the girls are stupid cause they'll do anything for attention.

TimM
08-27-2004, 03:51 PM
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Two thumbs up for the lesbos!

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Two thumbs up where? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

TimM
08-27-2004, 03:52 PM
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the girls are stupid cause they'll do anything for attention.

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Or they are smart because they are getting paid.

paland
08-28-2004, 06:51 AM
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You may be right. I think though it has more to do with having got very very drunk and very very sick on Tequila when I was 16 and not being able to so much as smell the stuff without wanting to throw up since.

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I had the same problem with scotch. Got sick at 16 and never could drink it again after that.