Funny Porn flick titles

[skp]

Haven't seen a skin flick in ages...no really, I swear..heh...but I recall some old titles that tickled the funny bone albeit some of them miss the mark in trying to be funny. I am sure you guys can add a whole bunch more that are probably a whole lot funnier.

In and out of Africa

Splendour in the ass

Dickman and Throbin'

For your thighs only

Pornochio...it's not his nose that grows (or some such other lame subline)

Thigh noon

...arg, these are all pretty lame in reality except for maybe Dickman and throbin'...lol...oh well, maybe the rest of you pervs can come up with a better list.

[Zeno]

Not a porn movie title, but years and years ago during a road trip to Utah a friend and I gassed up at some sleazy truck stop near the border of Oregon and Idaho and noticed a rack of 'dirty' magazines. One magazine title, not meant to be funny, caught my eye - in large obnoxious letters it said it all: Anal Frenzy.


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[balkii]

Slobber on my Knobber 2

[Mayhap]

That's the one about the rock table and Stars right?
/M

[Rick Nebiolo]

can't help you skp - even my fantasies are in the missionary position /images/graemlins/grin.gif

~ rick

[over_c]

I'm not sure if this is a real title or not. I saw it an issue of The Onion but it is hilarious.

"Weapons of Ass Destruction"

[ZeeJustin]

Black ass worship slave (guess who costars in this one!)

[megabit]

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I'm not sure if this is a real title or not. I saw it an issue of The Onion but it is hilarious.

"Weapons of Ass Destruction"

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Real Title. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[sfer]

Logjammin'

[nothumb]

I heard there is a problem with deine cahble.

Here are a few:

Poca-hot-ass
Mary Queen of Cocks
Cum Guzzling Nurses
Space Balls (why fix it if it ain't broke?)

and my personal favorites, the "My Girlfriend's Cock" series.

"What are you watching, Randal?"
"Children's programming."

NT

[astroglide]

that's a jules jordan series, i believe it's on the 4th installment now

[Lawrence Ng]

Who gives a rat's butt about title - just show me Kobe Tai and Asia Carrera in the same movie and I'm for it!!! /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Duke]

How can I mod this up?

But wasn't it... Young Black Ass Worship Slave?

That guy's a genuine renaissance man, leaving his mark on so many different disciplines.

~D

[Boylermaker]

The Hunt for Pink October.

[glen]

When I was a freshman in college I took a boring physics class, so my buddy Alex and I decided to use the class time making up fake porn movies to pass the time. We would take a well-known movie and alter it. Here were some I remember:

Born on the 4th of July: Bone on the forth of her thigh
Dumb and Dumber: Cum and Hummer
Interview with the Vampire: He spewed in her by the Campfire
The Terminator: The German ate her
City Slickers 2; The Search for Curly's Gold: Clitty Lickers 2; The search for Shirly's folds
The Shawshank Redemption: The Short-shaft Erection
Desperately Seeking Susan: Desperately leaking Sploogie
The Hunt for Red October: The C**t from Last October


Some were goofy, but funny at the time. Feel free to add more. . . .

[slamdunkpro]

Forest Hump

The Sperminator

[BeerMoney]

Romancing the Bone
Shaving Ryan's Private
Anal Destroyer
Face Bath
Porn on the Fourth of July
ET, Extra Testical

[fsuplayer]

Always feel bad about this one....

Schindler's Fist

[skp]

The Hunt for Pink October...Lol

I also got a chuckle out of "Romancing the Bone" that someone else posted below.

[Francis Dollarhyde]

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When I was a freshman in college I took a boring physics class, so my buddy Alex and I decided to use the class time making up fake porn movies to pass the time. We would take a well-known movie and alter it. Here were some I remember:

Born on the 4th of July: Bone on the forth of her thigh
Dumb and Dumber: Cum and Hummer
Interview with the Vampire: He spewed in her by the Campfire
The Terminator: The German ate her
City Slickers 2; The Search for Curly's Gold: Clitty Lickers 2; The search for Shirly's folds
The Shawshank Redemption: The Short-shaft Erection
Desperately Seeking Susan: Desperately leaking Sploogie
The Hunt for Red October: The C**t from Last October


Some were goofy, but funny at the time. Feel free to add more. . . .

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Glad-He-Ate-Her;
Don't it make my Brown Eye Blue;
Dragon Bottom;
I Shot the Sherbert (but I didn't shoot a Daquiry)

[Ice Man]

The Ice-Man Cometh.

[astroglide]

both of them are 99% retired 90s era performers