Why doesn't Pokerstars offer a deposit bonus?

[Sponger15SB]

Do they hate traffic and fishier players? I don't get it.

[busguy]

They had a good one last month during the online poker championships. I think it was 20% up to $120.

I took advantage of it.

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[sumdumguy]

They offer:
Reload Bonuses - don't all pros need to reload?
Frequent Player Points - an entire wardrobe.. become a walking billboard for free!
Great Customer Support - I email them everyday, don't you?
The Lowest Rake - that pots are smaller helps alot too.. yum, I like small pots!
Extended SnG Formats - I like to drag out my 20% ROI in SnG's.. it just feel like I get my money's worth!

PokerStars is the most professional friendly site.
What else do you want?

[Sponger15SB]

all good reasons, however, wouldn't an initial deposit bonus attract more players though? I mean i'm hardly impressed with my Pstars hat and stress ball, except for when i need to piss. Also the FPP's are gruelingly hard to work off unless you play higher limits.

[Thythe]

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They offer:
Reload Bonuses - don't all pros need to reload?
Frequent Player Points - an entire wardrobe.. become a walking billboard for free!
Great Customer Support - I email them everyday, don't you?
The Lowest Rake - that pots are smaller helps alot too.. yum, I like small pots!
Extended SnG Formats - I like to drag out my 20% ROI in SnG's.. it just feel like I get my money's worth!

PokerStars is the most professional friendly site.
What else do you want?

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hahaha, those sound like GREAT reasons.

[Gotmilk]

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all good reasons, however

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i think you missed the sarcasm.

[Sponger15SB]

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all good reasons, however

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i think you missed the sarcasm.

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uhh, ya ya i got that sarcasm, errm i just continued the joke