My WSOP/WPT Strategy (if I ever get on)

[TomCollins]

1) Wear as much internet poker clothing as possible.
2) Call down a well known player with a very weak hand early.
3) Never get bluffed again, since internet players are unbluffable.

Comments?

[sthief09]

you forgot "talk a lot of sh!t to world class players"

[Tosh]

4) If you ever lose a straight to a flush act as if you think you've got it. Saying things like 'I knew you only had a flush', and 'Ship it'.