getting laid - all there is to life?

[Dominic]

I'd like to pose a question...because I can't come up with an answer for this one:

Is there anything men do in their day-to-day life that doesn't relate - either directly or indirectly - to getting laid?

And let's take other biological functions out of the equation, like eating and sleeping, while we're at it.

What do you think? Anybody here that can come up with something?

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[cardcounter0]

Does "getting laid" also include "getting oral sex"?

If it does, than I can't think of anything.

[Wahoo91]

Dominic-
Are you really a pornographer? Does that skew your impressions of this topic if you are?

[RocketManJames]

I'm all for getting laid as often as possible...

But, here are one thing that I do on a nearly daily basis that really has nothing to do with getting laid, and might even be "anti- getting laid" would be playing games I enjoy for no monetary stakes. These games would include geeky games such as chess and Scrabble. Certainly not games that would help me in the "getting laid" department.

-RMJ

[TimM]

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And let's take other biological functions out of the equation, like eating and sleeping, while we're at it.

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Not eating or sleeping makes it harder to get laid.

[Homer]

What do you think? Anybody here that can come up with something?

Responding to stupid posts like this (unless you want to [censored], big boy....sorry Stu).

[Michael Davis]

At times, it seems that almost all of social existence is merely a prelude to sex, whether we consciously recognize this or not. Mostly this is when I am depressed, though.

-Michael

[Chah Ngo]

Beer is good too.

[Sundevils21]

I don't belive playing poker has anything to do with sex(for me). In fact, sometimes it prohibits me from it.

[Zeno]

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Beer is good too.

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Have just finished a Red hook IPA, I agree wholeheartedly.

As to the initial question, procreation is hardwired into our genetic code - life evolved with this parameter of continuance, of replication; as a random accident or a cosmic joke - an accidently experiment without an inherent meaning or purpose.

And remember, not all life replicates in the same manner as Homo sapiens. This is an important fact to keep in mind.

-Zeno: a self-replicating life form.

[Cyrus]

The rest is peripheral.

Quick comment, on the responses in this thread, so far:

- Yes, poker is related to sex. Namely the need to put down as many other competing males as possible and enjoy sperm dominance. (Concept related to Malmuth's dominating hand - but not in the sense this thread will have you believe.)

- Yes, beer is good too. But try anything else when yer mind is focused on sex (or the promise of) and y'll see nothing can interefere! Studies have shown that (a) the Male is capable of doing one mental task at a time (Women multi-task more easily), and (b) During actual copulation, the Male is so focused, it practically goes deaf.

- No, this is not a silly thread.

- Yes, as soon as we have shot out load, Nature no longer has any use for us. (Yes, that goes for the Female too, as soon as it has given birth and goes into PM time.) Fortunately, Man has managed to divorce the idea of fun from the objective of sex, and fun stands on its own.

- Yes, there is a reason that we collectively sigh when we watch the Brazilians (also check out the Scandinavians) compete in Women's Beach Volley. The preponderance of the glutus muscle indicates abundance of fats for the winter, which is a positive sign for the Male to invest its sperm with the callipygous Female.

That is all.

[SnakeRat]

Does watching TV get you laid?
Hasn't for me. In fact sometimes a girl will fall asleep beside me, but I was so into watching something like "Family Guy", or some sporting event I didn't even go for the pussy.

What about feeding your pet?
Im not into that kind of thing.

Playing video games?
This one hurts chances.

Reading a book?
See video games.


There is more than one kind of gratification.

Pretty much everything relates to everything else indirectly. So it means little to say everything we do relates atleast indirectly with sex.

[Senor Choppy]

Once you're married, it's more or less inevitable, and so not really something you need to obsess over. I'd take someone agreeing to play a german board game with me over sex any day of the week. I'd usually take a good sandwich or a nap instead too, come to think of it.

[James Boston]

It's like Cube said:

"Life ain't nothin' but b****es and money!"
-and those really go hand-in-hand

[hutz]

I've found poker to actually be helpful. With the game being so prevalent on TV, it's easy to slip into a first date conversation that I play poker. If I get a favorable response (e.g., "Oh, I love watching celebrity poker" or "I played with my family at Thanksgiving but didn't really know what I was doing"), then I'll make an offer to give some lessons. That's a really good non-sexual excuse for a girl to come back to your place. Once the pseudo lessons start, they are a good opportunity to build up (by giving compliments) and tear down (by mild rebuffs) the woman's self-esteem (if memory serves, this "tear down" concept was discussed in some detail in a thread in the NVG forum several months back). So, in a way besides making money to pay for dates, poker can be helpful towards getting laid.

[scotnt73]

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Once you're married, it's more or less inevitable, and so not really something you need to obsess over. I'd take someone agreeing to play a german board game with me over sex any day of the week. I'd usually take a good sandwich or a nap instead too, come to think of it.

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lol! nice. ive actually had my wife come by the poker table a little tipsy and whisper something about the room and seeing Jesus and actually thought about telling her to give me half an hour because it was a soft table. but i didnt look forward to a 3 hour ride home in silence the next day so i acted like i didnt mind at all.

after she went to sleep i slipped back down to the casino and had one of the greatet run of cards in my life-karma /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[tyfromm]

Stop thinking about sex all the time, let's get back to sports:



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[Dominic]

interesting theory...but I really do believe that what I do for a living is just a job...don't think it's skewed my feelings about sex one way or another...

I've had this question in my mind long before I started working in adult entertainment...

[Dominic]

Okay...so it seems some things we do for personal pleasure...video games, watching TV, etc...could be construed as activities we do for the sheer pleasure of the activity and not to get laid...

Other activities - like poker - could conceivably be indirectly linked to getting laid...but I guess someone could say the say thing for watching TV or playing video games...although, how I don't know!

Thank you all for your responses! They were enlightening.